Anyone want to write the poem that begins:

My name’s Valjean…

And ends with:

I steal the bred.

?

My name’s Valjean;

I know this nite

(though candlestix

are gleeming brite)

my sister’s childe

might soon be ded.

I cannot wait –

I steal the bred.

My name’s Javert I gard the law. You rob’d a house That’s wat I saw. Fiv years wer owed Until you fled Nineteen all told - You stole the bred!

He was my guessed At Bishop’s haus And early left (silent as maus) But slipped his mind on leaving quik; forgot the best – so take these stix!

My name’s Fantine The nite is cold To save my childe Myself I’ve sold All of ten francs Is wat they sed What can I do? – I shav my hed.

I am Valjean And none shall herm Yur yung Cosette: I keep her warm. So sleep, Fantine And she’ll be ther when yu awake. Here comes Javert!

Our nam, monsieur? Thenardier! For our gud dede What will you pay? 5000 francs – You get the gist – And dear Colette (:: elbows :: Cosette) Will not be mist

my dear cosette we now must Flee and hide within this nunnery when time does come breathe not a breth to make escape i fake my deth.

Marius is me

an with my frens

i drink and plan

revalooshuns

tho with cosette

i lyk to dance

i pick mai frens

vive la france

Headcanon that there was a running gag where the Marauders just kind of showed up out of nowhere whenever someone mentions/needs them.

Because…why not!?

Student: I wonder where the Marauders are?

The Marauders step out from behind a tapestry.

Sirius: You rang?

-

Student: Does anyone know where James is? I want to speak to him about our Quidditch practice?

James drops down from the ceiling.

James: Sorry it took me so long! What’s up?

-

Student: Say Peter, have you seen Remus? We’re meeting in the library.

Peter: Look to your left. 

Student: …Okay?

Peter: Now look to your right.

Remus is standing next to the student.

Student: How the f—

-

Lily: Let’s ask the Marauders…

Alice: Where are they?

Lily: Oh, don’t worry. They’ll come.

Alice: What do y-

-Marauders leap out of a shrub-

Lily: Every time. Every damn time.

-

Professor Flitwick: Are you expecting the Marauders?

Professor McGonagall: Nobody ex-

Marauders:

James: Nobody expects the Marauders!

my phone corrects “daveed” to “sacred” but that’s still pretty close

"You haven't been mixing up love potions, have you?"

This is one of my absolute favourite Ron/Hermione moments from the books. 

Ron is basically saying “err, you haven’t given me a love potion have you!? Because ever since I saw you in that blue dress at the ball, I’ve been noticing things: the way your hair falls down your back; your smile when you’re learning something new; and the vanilla smell of your perfume when we sit next to each other. And I’ve been feeling things: a horrible ache when I see you with Viktor; a rush of happiness when you laugh at something I say; and, well, something else when I notice how your jumper fits snugly in certain places. 

“And I’m starting to realise that underneath the bickering, and me always jumping to your defence, and wanting you to be proud of me, maybe there’s something else. Maybe there’s always been something else. 

“And that is very inconvenient because you’re my best friend and my whole family knows you and you’re sort-of-going-out-with one of the greatest quidditch players of all time.

“So if you could reassure me that these feelings are temporary and due to a potion and not, say, me being completely in love with you, that would be…helpful.”

And Hermione completely misses it. 

Ron Weasley being the (best) father (ever)

- Ronald Weasley crying and swearing under his breath when his first child is born

- Ron stopping baby Rose from crying by levitating her in the air to Hermione’s terror

- Ron always calling Rose ‘Little Princess’ or ‘Rosie’, even when she’s a grown up

- Ron sneaking chocolate frogs in Rose’s muggle school backpack when  Hermione isn’t looking

- Ron being goofy around his children, making stupid faces and taking them on rides on his back so that they’re always laughing with him

- Ron always telling Rose and Hugo how proud he is of them so that they never doubt in themselves

- Ron not being a really strict father, but when one of his children goes too far it’s usually his reaction that makes them feel sorry, cause there is nothing worse than seeing their loving father disappointed in them

- Ron reading bed stories to Hugo, because he is very good at making impressions of different creatures

- Ron keeping it a father-daughter secret that one time Rose flooed home from Hogwarts missing a whole day of studying only to watch a Chudley Cannons match

- Ron needing a few moments to himself, when he accidently hears Hugo telling  Lily that he will write about his father on an assignement about the greatest heroes in their life

- Ron helping Rose prepare for her NEWTs by taking her on a trip and not learning at all, because she’s stressed too much

- Ron teaching his children to ride a broom and perform defensive spells

- Ron always explaining why he needs to go and that he will be back and loves them all when leaving for an auror mission

- one of the best father-son moment being Hugo beating Ron in chess

- Ron letting little Rose paint his nails pink, because why the hell not

Emma Watson drops some awesome advice for young women in conversation with bell hooks

Emma Watson sat down with legendary feminist activist bell hooks for Paper magazine to discuss feminine struggle and power in an epic dialogue that proved, yet again, Watson just gets it. Watson also told hooks why she’s taking a year off from acting.

bb-8 starts picking up swears from r2 and poe is appalled.

*covering bb-8’s audio ports* stay away from my tiny droid, you blue tin can

It’s not like that at all. He’s my brother.

 #i know that there’s the eternal joke here that he’s realizing leia and luke made out as brother and sister  #but i just wanna say all y'all obsessed with raleigh beckett and all that  #just take a look at bottom two bc  #that is the face of a man so worshipfully (yeah i used that word) in love with this girl  #and so committed to the idea that he will never have her; and so accepting of that; he’s just  #told her it’s cool; he won’t be trouble; he’ll disappear  #like this is why the formative ot3 part  #bc at this stage he *knows* she loves him and he knows he loves her  #but he also thinks she and luke love each other; and he picks up on that deeper  #fundamental connection they have and misreads; so can you imagine  #knowing that the person you love is also in love with you but just loves another even *more*  #and that other person is also a person you love with all your soul  #and you know that you need to let them both go; and how much of a struggle that would be  #and all of a sudden like the sun coming from beyond the clouds  #you know you can have it all; have them both; without anyone being lost from their love  #like  #when i say ot3 i don’t necessarily mean sexually or anything but just  #ot-fuckin-3 ya know  #brother-sister  #brother-brother  #lover-lover  #when han thought it was lover-girl-lover  #so this moment *is* that incest joke realization moment; but on the level of han realizing  #they really can all love one another on that fundamental level; without it destroying one part of the triangle  #also: ‘she wants me she wants me she wants me’  #:)))))))))))))))))

I love this

it’s that time of year. stay cozy and warm. <3

So...

Imagine you and your icon are now the main characters in your favorite movie. How screwed are you two?

30 Days of Ron Weasley | #22 → Favorite quote about Ron from any of the cast.

“Well, Harry’s the hero, I suppose, but obviously not for Hermione.” - Emma Watson

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