Gryffindor Pride and Hermione Appreciation

my name is Burr

i praktis law

my bursar got

puncht in the jaw

a hamilton

my new best friend

annoyes me so

i make him end

he fukks thins up

both day and nyte

and givs the ladies

lots of fryte

he maks me mad

so i say ‘danm’

i track him down

i kill the ham