cries because everybody in this fandom sees the thought of Jimmy winning as a laughable impossibility and even people who say they're rooting for him only mean it as a joke and whenever you mention that he's doing good people have to let you know that it won't last long and inevitably he will die first because of some stupid self-fulfilling prophecy that got turned into my least favorite fanon ever. why can't he just be like a player who has a chance just like everyone else does. have you stopped to consider WHY he dies first so often? it's not a curse. this isn't a scripted series. it's because he's incredibly pacifistic and because people generally don't want to help him because they consider him a weak player. both of these things have been done away with this season, he has a taste for blood and an ally who is both incredibly underrated in his strength and has said he would never betray him. jimmy has as much a chance as anyone else.

please say it louder for people in the back 🗣️🗣️🗣️

the song Obselete Meat but it's Jimmy worshiping the Watchers, finally getting the win in Wild Life (dude im so delusional its already canon to me. Help), and not understanding that he's being turned into one of them. Do You See It

I'll build on this a little bit more in the morning

Spoilers it's mostly about the lyrics "Thank you for the meal" "My voice will be suppressed, disappear without a trace" (coughs in canary song and Watchers not being able to speak) and how his tone when he said "It feels electric" was so fucking reminiscent of Martyn's "Time is delicious". Also the whole cannibalism vibes the life absorption via kills gives off??? You bet he had to take that chunk outta Joel. OH YEAH WAIT THERES AN ACTUAL QUOTE WHERE HE THREATENS TO CANNIBALIZE SOMEONE ELSE I KINDA FORGOR. DO YOU SEE IT

Jimmy after winning "yay!!! I'm so hungry rn btw. I could eat a-"

The Watchers, offering him a delectable plate of all the emotions he stirred up in his friends by winning (anger, fear, shock, terror, saddness, joy): "Don't worry, there's plenty for you little one! ^^"

IM GONNA START SCREAMING

jimmy they definitely won’t save you bro-

JIMMEEEYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK--

just jimmy from my zombie apocalypse (lowkey tlou crossover) au. the guy would've been dead at this point but he turned out to be immune (still got separated from the others and now travels with only scar)

will draw scar later btw

"#this is so cool and it's almost scary how much he does look like Jimmy"

I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL. i liked drawing characters more like their cc's when i was in dsmp and qsmp fandom bc it always felt like a test if i am able to catch the specifics of someone's face and draw the person as they are. but now in traffic life/hermitcraft fandom when the characters sometimes are SO drastically different from their cc's i wanted to let my imagination fly and do something unique, but it seems like i'm so used to drawing c! as cc! that i can do it without even thinking ab it nor looking at the references

the fact jimmy is so easy to draw with his simple face only makes it worse. please tell me if you ppl of the trafficblr are comfortable with it or i should work on my artstyle to avoid it :c

they gave me brainworms im sorry

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID IT GOT SO POPULARRR

honestly the sass jimmy had this week is insane. constantly flirting and being a little brat and yelling maniacally after killing THREE people. "is this the feeling when people kill people? i feel ELECTRIC!!!"

grian: "jimmy i will fight back"

jimmy: "you don't need to, you'll be dead before you can" EXCUSE ME SIR WHERE DID IT COME FROM?? PLEASE DONT STOP

"i said it in the start of the episode i'll get ya (joel), and i just did :) oh and you know what i used? i used your wife as bait bud EHEHEHE"

jimmy already deserves a win

I started reading this and thought it was mouthwash or whatever that horror game is called and I was like WHAT THIS WEEK????

FlirTING??!???? <- concerns everyone who knows Jimmy mouthwashing

Little brat what????????? ok somewhat yeah he's a dickcunt????

three kills okay yeah that's normal

I was waiting for this to happen

mention name jimmy

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mouthwashing enjoyers: 💀

wip of red/yellow wild life jimmy

he tasted blood

changed him a little bit