Irene Adler is ever so fetching To a man they all say she's bewitching Wit like a razor Nothing can faze her So pity the poor prince that she's ditching!
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🍿Half a Rerun Onward!
Sir Arthur at Sherlock was peeved A plot to kill Holmes he conceived But then resurrected His brilliant detective Since too many fans were aggrieved!
Sherlock Holmes is constantly texting. Ms Adler instead's always sexting. Now what could go wrong Considering John Always "loans" Holmes his phone? It's perplexing 😂
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The Irregulars don't get their due (Despite all the spying 🙄 it's true) Holmes' little laddies Track down the baddies And always come up with a clue
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🍿Rerun's 'R' Us🍿
In Holmes' mind there's only one rule That every fact's simply a tool There's no room for dross (It's not a big loss) If you keep it all then you're a fool
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A landlady called Mrs Hudson Found herself endlessly cussin' It's not that her tenants were late with their rent, it's The shooting of walls and destruction.
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🍿 Monday...🍿
🍿 Same Old S__ 🍿
Some days you just want to do over Too frequently times you're not sober But all you can do Is go to the loo And wait for the s___ to blow over...
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🍿 <Insert Rerun Joke Here> 🍿
Mistress Irene – Dominatrix Knows quite a few ominous tricks And always wears leather Whatever the weather Proof girls are the dominant sex!
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There once was a writer named Friday Who sold her soul for something to say She wanted to do fan-fics Had to settle for limericks And that's what she writes to this day…
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“You know,” said Holmes, “I have a brother.” “But surely there can’t be another?” “I assure you there is, If you give him a quiz You’ll quickly find out that he’s smarter.”
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🌎 🍀 🍿 Reruns! Getcher Reruns!
The cabbie Hope's poison pill gambit Snares Sherlock just as he planned it. But Holmes sussed out the plot. "It was John who had shot." "I'm in shock – Look, I've got a blanket."
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🌎🍀 🤩 World Premier! 🤩🍀🌎
There once were some roommates in London Who decided at last to "get it on" "But how did you guess That I would say yes?" "Elementary my dear!" declared Watson.
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"Holmes, where have you been all this time? Were you just out combatting crime? I thought you were dead Though you'd only fled So why did you leave me behind?"
-=<+>=- "Watson, I must apologize! I only left you to disguise I was tracking the men Who would kill you and then Made every one meet their demise."
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🌎 Premier 🍀 Friday
In crime, Sherlock Holmes is a legend (I'm not really sure who comes second) A formidable foe To all criminals' woe As many in prison know first hand
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🍿 Rerun🍿
🍿 Double Feature!! 🍿
Watson is tops in pathology (And more things ending in -ology) Proves again and again As Holmes' partner and friend That haters owe him an apology!
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Watson recounts Holmes' methodologies (And has other very fine qualities) A writer of note That people all quote Who makes all of Sherlock's apologies
- The prompt of the day was "apology"
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🍿 The Return of the Rerun!!🍿
The great sleuth and his devotee Reside at two-twenty-one B Living quite happily Together as family True partners in crime, you’ll agree.
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🌎 Premier 🍀 Friday!!
There's many a crime Sherlock's thwarted And many a mystery he's sorted. I'm often surprised That he's still alive. Given the disaster he's courted.
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🍿 🍀 🍿Play it Again Sam!
Most criminals come out at night So they can stay out of sight But deep down in their bones They should fear Sherlock Holmes Who's deductions always prove right!
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