freyjuseggr reblogged
i dont want kids ever but i cant deny it wouild be practical to have a baby around. like if you got grease on your hands you could just wjpe it off on baby lol. buttttt i geuss thats what pets are for
#this makes me think of the picture of my friends buttered cat lmao#she was stress baking scones (? i think) for a party or holiday and he (obsessed with carbs) was trying to get to the bowl#and she accidentally flung a big chunk of butter onto him#and she now has a picture because she and her husband (my best friend ever) were laughing so hard that she buttered the cat#that they had to take a picture before cleaning it off of him#he looks like a baked potato in it btw