infj and entp relationship shit convos

entp: I hate my life

infj: Me too, today I feel like-

entp: Shut up I didn’t ask for your opinion

infj:................................

infj: get the fuck out of here.

entp: easyyy babe i was JoKInG

infj: GET

infj:OUT

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entp phoning infj: Hi wanna go out?

infj, having a relaxing self-care evening bathe with bath bomb and audiobook plaing in the background: Yeah, sure. when? tomorrow?

entp: now

infj: ...NOW?

entp: yeah i’m bored and by the way I’m already on my way to your place so see you in like 10 minutes-

infj: ..................*instantly getting out of the tub triggered af*

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entp: Ugh I hate parties, I always have a terrible hangover the whole next day, i’m so wasted and dead

infj: if you don’t like parties and you endure them so badly, why are you going?

entp: Because my colleagues will stop liking me if I do not show up at their parties

infj: my god since when do you care about some randoms liking you?

entp: Fine, i just wanted to get drunk and smoke weed at their cost, is that what you wanted to hear?

Shit NF’s say

-you don’t know how I feel

-why nobody can understand how I feel?

-well I could tell you but...you won’t understand

-life is so hard

-what’s the use of outbreaking the war if people could just simply talk to each other? World is so stupid.

-I’m not ‘mad’ I’m dissapointed

-I’m not ‘sad’, it’s just my regular face, damn.

-Oh you look sad, what happened? Remember you can always tell me if you’re-

-I’m so fucking sad I can’t stand it any longer, i hate people, i hate society, i- hey yeah of course I can help you with that-

-why am I crying if I don’t even give a shit...

-I think I have a seasonal depression, I can see like all the symptoms

-nobody likes me I don’t fit anywhere

-I’m fine, I don’t know why I was crying, I guess it might me a bipolar disorder...

-I hate him, I will never speak to him again- oh hi! yeah...I’m just-

-Yeah I’m fine I just don’t feel well...mentally

-Hey can we just stand here for a while and watch as the sun sets?

-AAJAJSJ look at that puppy it’s SOoO CuTe

-You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to

-Soo...what would you like to talk about?

-I hate her...but I kinda like her

-Look! I bought new flower for my room, I just realised I don’t have any space left...but anyway do you like it?

-Are we going for a car trip? Cool! I’ll just bring my headphones and I’ll stare at the road for an hour listening to violin soundtracks and than we’ll talk.