infj and entp couple quotes

infj to entp: You are my sun, my moon, my stars ! The air I breathe isn't nearly so sweet without you here and-

entp: Roses are red, violets aren't blue, please get me food.

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infj: I think you have PTSD.

entp: Yeah, I have PTSD, proficient talent for sucking dick.

infj: Okay I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as an escape mechanism.

entp: I don't think you understand how genius what I just said was.

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infj: I love you

entp: I love you more

infj: Well, I love you-

entp: Don't start a game you won't fucking win.

infj and entp relationship shit convos

entp: I hate my life

infj: Me too, today I feel like-

entp: Shut up I didn’t ask for your opinion

infj:................................

infj: get the fuck out of here.

entp: easyyy babe i was JoKInG

infj: GET

infj:OUT

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entp phoning infj: Hi wanna go out?

infj, having a relaxing self-care evening bathe with bath bomb and audiobook plaing in the background: Yeah, sure. when? tomorrow?

entp: now

infj: ...NOW?

entp: yeah i’m bored and by the way I’m already on my way to your place so see you in like 10 minutes-

infj: ..................*instantly getting out of the tub triggered af*

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entp: Ugh I hate parties, I always have a terrible hangover the whole next day, i’m so wasted and dead

infj: if you don’t like parties and you endure them so badly, why are you going?

entp: Because my colleagues will stop liking me if I do not show up at their parties

infj: my god since when do you care about some randoms liking you?

entp: Fine, i just wanted to get drunk and smoke weed at their cost, is that what you wanted to hear?