society at this point

mental breakdance

grips aint fun

Me after quarantine, during which: I went through several mental breakdowns, gained 10 pounds, watched all Netflix and procrastinated af, finally seeing my friends

my friends:

ISTJ: graduated from Harvard online

ENTJ: self-learned a foreign language

ESTJ: kept running a company from home for the whole time

ISTP: got a six-pack from working out at home

ESFP: became popular on tiktok

ENFJ: became famous for their charity work

ESTP: became a millionaire from starting up a hand sanitizers business

INTJ: took over the government

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Me and my friends vs bullet journal

infj: Oh yeah that’s pretty great, i’d be more organized, motivated, remember stuff, it’s also quite creative, it’s perfect wow i can’t say any bad thing about- *miss-spells ‘February’ in the title with indelible marker*. NOW I’M GONNA BURN DOWN THE ENTIRE SHIT

entj: Bitch I’ve had a journal since I was 10 so i get all my shit done but what’s the whole deal with that colorful, artistic stuff there? i understand it’s for the aesthetic, but c’mon it’s a waste of time and the idea of this journal is to make you be more productive and waste less time...so it’s pointless

entp: I know i’m messy and chaotic so that COULD be helpful to me but really who PLANS every second of their life? that’s insane. Writing down the important meetings or deadlines-hell yes, but tracking your mood, sleep or water intake, like...what the fuck man?

infj: so how is your bullet journal going?

enfp: oh it’s great i’ve been tracking it for two weeks

infj: wow can i see it?

enfp: I only got one page done but it’s really pretty I used a 3D glitter stickers and-

infj: but you know the point of it is that you are supposed to do it every day?

enfp: ...WHaT?

isfj: I heard you guys are into bullet journal?

infj, enfp: yup

isfj: i’ve just done my previous one, wanna have a look?

infj: how...how did you manage to do all of this?

isfj: Oh it was simple you should try it yourself it’s really useful and fulfilling-

infj, enfp: ................

#bullet journal #mbti #mbti infj #mbti enfp #enfp #infj #mbti types #entj #entp #isfj #happy new year #bjo

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okay but real talk

someone: *is nice and a decent human being*

“mbti experts”: AH, YES, THEY’RE A FEELER!

someone: *doesn’t like parties*

“mbti experts”: INTROVERT ALERT! HYPER-INTROVERSION RIGHT HERE!

someone: *in high spirits and enthusiastic today*

“mbti experts”: OOH OOH ENFP WITHOUT A DOUBT!

someone: *likes art*

“mbti experts”: WELL THEN THEY CAN’T BE A SENSOR!!!

someone: *meets a deadline*

“mbti experts”: SO ORGANIZED, A JUDGING TYPE FOR SURE!

someone: *likes Star Trek*

“mbti experts”: OMG A REAL LIFE INTP!!!!!!!!

someone: *cares for someone exactly once*

“mbti experts”: DEFINITELY DOM EXTROVERTED FEELING! FE VIBES!!!!

someone: *does well in school*

“mbti experts”: A THINKER! YES! T H I N K E R ! TRUE INTELLECTUAL!!1!!!1

someone: *cries once*

“mbti experts”: THEY’VE GOTTA BE INFP! AWW SWEETIE COME HERE

someone: *is bossy*

“mbti experts”: OH YES AN EXTJ NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THIS

someone: *remembers something*

“mbti experts”: I N T R O V E R T E D S E N S I N G

someone: *flirts with someone*

“mbti experts”: AHHHH ESTP, OF COURSE!!!!!!

someone: *respects authority once*

“mbti experts”: MMMMMMMM GONNA SAY ISXJ YEEEEEP

someone: *meditates*

“mbti experts”: WHY YES, SE-DOM IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT

someone: *likes plans*

“mbti experts”: INTROVERTED INTUITION! AHA! AHAAAAA!

someone: *is stressed for like 30 seconds*

“mbti experts”: YOU’RE IN THE GRIP. OF COURSE. LET ME SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS BC YOU ARE DEFINITELY IN A COGNITIVE LOOP.

someone: “oh yeah, you know mbti? i took a cognitive function test. i didn’t know how accurate it was from its explanations, but i’ve done some more research and done some self-analysis, i think it fits pretty well. it gave me intj–”

“mbti experts”: UH NO YOU LITERALLY CAN’T BE INTJ??? WHO TOLD YOU THAT??? WELL THEY’RE WRONG SORRY. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN MISTYPED, LIKE THAT’S SOOOOO INACCURATE!!!! UGH I MEAN LOOK AT YOU? YOU’RE A NICE PERSON, INTJS AREN’T NICE WYM. AND YOU’RE LIKE SUPER LOW-KEY COME ON YOU’RE 23 INTJS HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY AGE 20 WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING????? I’M AN EXPERT ON THIS TOPIC, SUZIE. AN EXPERT. I KNOW MY STUFF. YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE COMPUTERS OR ANYTHING SCIENCE-Y SO YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT AN EXTROVERTED THINKER. ALSO YOU CRIED LAST WEEK WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE NOT INTJ!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!!!!!! AND DON’T PRETEND YOU’RE AN INTROVERT I SAW YOU TALK TO LIKE FIVE PEOPLE TODAY?!??!?!?!? UGH I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS I THOUGHT BETTER OF YOU SUZIE. LET ME TEACH YOU ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY OKAY?????

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