okay but real talk
someone: *is nice and a decent human being*
“mbti experts”: AH, YES, THEY’RE A FEELER!
someone: *doesn’t like parties*
“mbti experts”: INTROVERT ALERT! HYPER-INTROVERSION RIGHT HERE!
someone: *in high spirits and enthusiastic today*
“mbti experts”: OOH OOH ENFP WITHOUT A DOUBT!
someone: *likes art*
“mbti experts”: WELL THEN THEY CAN’T BE A SENSOR!!!
someone: *meets a deadline*
“mbti experts”: SO ORGANIZED, A JUDGING TYPE FOR SURE!
someone: *likes Star Trek*
“mbti experts”: OMG A REAL LIFE INTP!!!!!!!!
someone: *cares for someone exactly once*
“mbti experts”: DEFINITELY DOM EXTROVERTED FEELING! FE VIBES!!!!
someone: *does well in school*
“mbti experts”: A THINKER! YES! T H I N K E R ! TRUE INTELLECTUAL!!1!!!1
someone: *cries once*
“mbti experts”: THEY’VE GOTTA BE INFP! AWW SWEETIE COME HERE
someone: *is bossy*
“mbti experts”: OH YES AN EXTJ NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THIS
someone: *remembers something*
“mbti experts”: I N T R O V E R T E D S E N S I N G
someone: *flirts with someone*
“mbti experts”: AHHHH ESTP, OF COURSE!!!!!!
someone: *respects authority once*
“mbti experts”: MMMMMMMM GONNA SAY ISXJ YEEEEEP
someone: *meditates*
“mbti experts”: WHY YES, SE-DOM IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT
someone: *likes plans*
“mbti experts”: INTROVERTED INTUITION! AHA! AHAAAAA!
someone: *is stressed for like 30 seconds*
“mbti experts”: YOU’RE IN THE GRIP. OF COURSE. LET ME SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS BC YOU ARE DEFINITELY IN A COGNITIVE LOOP.
someone: “oh yeah, you know mbti? i took a cognitive function test. i didn’t know how accurate it was from its explanations, but i’ve done some more research and done some self-analysis, i think it fits pretty well. it gave me intj–”
“mbti experts”: UH NO YOU LITERALLY CAN’T BE INTJ??? WHO TOLD YOU THAT??? WELL THEY’RE WRONG SORRY. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN MISTYPED, LIKE THAT’S SOOOOO INACCURATE!!!! UGH I MEAN LOOK AT YOU? YOU’RE A NICE PERSON, INTJS AREN’T NICE WYM. AND YOU’RE LIKE SUPER LOW-KEY COME ON YOU’RE 23 INTJS HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY AGE 20 WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING????? I’M AN EXPERT ON THIS TOPIC, SUZIE. AN EXPERT. I KNOW MY STUFF. YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE COMPUTERS OR ANYTHING SCIENCE-Y SO YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT AN EXTROVERTED THINKER. ALSO YOU CRIED LAST WEEK WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE NOT INTJ!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!!!!!! AND DON’T PRETEND YOU’RE AN INTROVERT I SAW YOU TALK TO LIKE FIVE PEOPLE TODAY?!??!?!?!? UGH I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS I THOUGHT BETTER OF YOU SUZIE. LET ME TEACH YOU ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY OKAY?????
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