paffendorf meme
There was a huge battle going on, and they were all currently recouping in the WatchTower. They'd managed to win, for now, but they all knew it wouldn't last. So. Every single available Justice League member was summoned for the recoup to figure out a new battle plan.
It was during this that Superman spoke up.
"If we need more heavy hitters, I can call up my twin brother. See if he's free."
And well. That wasn't what any of the gathered had excepted Superman - famously the last Kryptonian - to say. Many would even like to say it was the least excepted thing to hear.
"Your.. twin brother?"
"Do you mean Conner? Superboy??"
"You have a TWIN??"
The questions continued to rain down, until Batman held up a hand to silence everyone.
"Explain."
Superman stared at Batman for a second, at the gathered for half a second longer, before finally starting to explain this new piece of information he'd unintentionally given. (In his defence, it was one he thought most already knew).
"Well, Jack's not my twin by blood, but we grew up together. If we want a heavy hitter, he's someone we want on our side. We used to crash through walls for fun."
The last comment he added as an afterthought, as reference to what kind of heavy hitter he meant, something for the more normal to understand.
Everyone looked to Batman then, who simply nodded.
"If he's available, bring him here. I trust your judgement on this man."
"Thank you."
Superman smiled and stepped away, already dialling this twin brother judging by his fiddling with his phone.
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Okay but a big ghost threat gets out that even with Jack’s weapons him and his wife made (Batman and JLD have several questions about that for later) they’re loosing pretty badly.
So Jack finally just
*sigh* “I didn’t want to bother Danny cause he has a big test tomorrow”
And calls him up much to the confusion of the rest of the JL. Cause why is man calling his son he always talks about right now??? Does he think they’re gonna loose that badly or something???
But nope
They watch Jack make a call and a few seconds later a portal, magic users sense leads to the Infinite Realms??!!, opens up and a glowing teen steps out.
They get even more confused when Superman is just causally like
“Hey Dann-o sorry to interrupt your studying but think you could help us out a bit with one of yours?”
Cause THIS is your nephew/Jack’s son Danny!!!!
Danny takes one look at the entity the JL and JLD have barely made a dent in and just
“Vortex you jerk I’m souping you for a week!!!”
And just wraps up the fight they’d been fighting for hours within 20 mins tops
And Jack just scoops up this kid that is apparently his son in a big bear hug after the fight shouting
“THAT’S MY BOY!!!”
Superman joins and is just fondly ruffling Danny’s hair while the rest of the League is just standing there like 🧍♂️🧍🧍♀️
Basically it’s just this meme
YOU!! YOU GET THIS SO WELL!! I AM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH PLATONICALLY!! OR HEADBUTTING YOU LIKE A CAT RUNNING UP TO YOU!! BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!!!!!!
AND YOUR TAGS!!!!
SO REAL!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU YIPPIEEEEEEEEEEE
There was a huge battle going on, and they were all currently recouping in the WatchTower. They'd managed to win, for now, but they all knew it wouldn't last. So. Every single available Justice League member was summoned for the recoup to figure out a new battle plan.
It was during this that Superman spoke up.
"If we need more heavy hitters, I can call up my twin brother. See if he's free."
And well. That wasn't what any of the gathered had excepted Superman - famously the last Kryptonian - to say. Many would even like to say it was the least excepted thing to hear.
"Your.. twin brother?"
"Do you mean Conner? Superboy??"
"You have a TWIN??"
The questions continued to rain down, until Batman held up a hand to silence everyone.
"Explain."
Superman stared at Batman for a second, at the gathered for half a second longer, before finally starting to explain this new piece of information he'd unintentionally given. (In his defence, it was one he thought most already knew).
"Well, Jack's not my twin by blood, but we grew up together. If we want a heavy hitter, he's someone we want on our side. We used to crash through walls for fun."
The last comment he added as an afterthought, as reference to what kind of heavy hitter he meant, something for the more normal to understand.
Everyone looked to Batman then, who simply nodded.
"If he's available, bring him here. I trust your judgement on this man."
"Thank you."
Superman smiled and stepped away, already dialling this twin brother judging by his fiddling with his phone.
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Jeez Louise This is a Mess
Apologies in advance, I'm not very familiar with John Constantine, trying to do anything from his perspective is definitely an unwise decision. I have chosen it anyway. He's almost definitely OOC.
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John watched the Fentons and the mayor just saunter through the brand new hole in the mayor’s wall like this was just a normal Friday for them. Considering how weird the town was as a whole, it probably was. And he meant that by the old meaning of the word and as literal as one could possibly interpret it. He’d never been anywhere where the veil was so thin over such a large area, with æther so thick in the air of course it was affecting the locals. Probably had something to do with whoever or whatever had cloaked the whole town.
John turned to Tall Dark and Broody, “So, what happened to all the bugs and trackers you put on them originally?”
Batsy frowned, “Danny’s are still in the Fenton residence, expected since he clearly changed his clothes. His parents’ trackers and bugs all went offline not long after arriving home, the ones I placed inside the residence are malfunctioning.”
“And that’s not the least bit suspicious?” John asked.
Look, I may be into weird games that suck, but at least I can have reasonable confidence that keeping abreast of the canon storyline of my favourite series will not at any point require me to be aware of the plot of a pachinko machine.
did this morherfucker just make apples out of apples??
Some 2023 illustrations. I was trying to make a collection 👀
- Large Family 🕸️
- Mother, the one and only 💜
- Safest place on Earth 🐊
- Over my dead body 🔥
[Image Description: four pieces of artwork, each showing a different mother pokémon with her offspring.
- A galvantula perched on a tree branch; with numerous joltik, including one shiny, riding on her back.
- A furret sleeping in her burrow, curled protectively around three sentrets.
- A feraligatr swimming across a pond, carrying several totodiles in her mouth.
- A charizard standing atop a cliff, shading a shiny charmander with her wings.
End image description.]
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What happens to a being that can’t die…when they are ripped in two?
Divided by sea and sky…beyond time and space
What…happened?
~
Maybe something to look forward to? If I can get an idea of how I want to progress it.
It’s so hard to make a comic good lords, yet I have ideas but mostly for one of the two sides. I’ve been playing pokemon white for the first time and replaying through xy so inspiration kind of struck.
lunch break shenanigans
✨✨me and my friends watch that singing alien!👽✨✨
son.
anyway i wanted to draw a short comic about jason
unconsolable
uncontrollable
to the family car!
Cleo isn't messing around....
See pinned for commissions
BEAT HIS ASS CLEO!!!!
seriously!
Guess who’s sick rn