VIVA LA ELTON JOHN!

I’m proposing 25 days of fluff for Christmas!

Of course we are just out of kinktober, so if you wanna do just a few, you are welcome to!

(Source of the prompts: @murswrites )

Oooh. I might have to do this. Might.

queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you

if you voted for that man, PLEASE go ahead and unfollow/block me. ✌🏽

"You can't make friends onli-" I would defend any of my Tumblr mutuals to the death with only a pocket knife and random rock, you heathen.

98% of my friend group today are all people I met online. And mostly from tumblr.

i know this is very specific but i want to extend my love to people who can’t keep things clean. people who struggle with hoarding disorder, people who fear they might one day if someone does not keep them in check, people who don’t understand why this is so hard for them. people who take multiple exhausting days to clean their rooms, people whose rooms and houses are so dirty they catch a cold after trying to clean, people who can’t finish cleaning. people who have struggled since childhood to keep things clean and organized, people for whom this problem developed later, people who have only recently began to struggle. people who have cried so many tears, suffered so much cruelty and yelling from other people, struggled with shame so strong they can’t invite people over. i love each and every one of you. i promise that you are not alone, because i am the same as you. we’ll get through it. i promise we will

y’all i got obsessive, ingenious, familiar lmao

September 30th ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ October 1st

You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

You have been visited by the pairrot. May you receive a pair of lucks in the near future

You have been visited by the twinana. May you receive twice as many luck in the days ahead

This double grape doesn't have a fancy name, but my entire household agrees that it looks like a butt, so it's got that going for it. May it grant you the best badonkadonk bonanza of luck this world has ever seen.

Signs and their months on an alignment chart

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) 

I love this movie with my heart 

i cannot emphasize how necessary it is to have a buddy to participate in fandom with. completely elevated experience. don't have a buddy? find someone you like and message them and be their friend. gush over every sketch and drabble and insane headcanon they have. live life to the fullest.

writer’s block isn’t real, it’s just your characters deciding to go on strike because they’re mad about how you’ve been treating them

seattlekraken a tradition unlike any other 👻