Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

Jonathan Frakes falling into an air mattress

[ID: a photo of Jonathan Frakes as William Riker from the TV series "Star Trek: The Next Generation", falling, very gracefully, on two red air mattresses which get hold in place by crew members. /end ID].

I love Riker so much. He could be facing a serious moral dilemma, a matter of life and death, but his face would never tell you that. I look at him and see a being free from the burden of conscious thought.

Oh there’s nobody home

Oh. My. God.

Oh man, imagine an episode where Riker and Data's cat Spot switch bodies in a freak wormhole accident and it takes three days for anyone to notice

[ID 1-2: two pictures of Will Riker (Jonathan Frakes), staring blankly at the viewer. /end ID].

[ID 3: a screenshot of a tag: orange cat energy. /end ID].

i love how Small™ data looks next to riker and worf

the real reason he hangs out with geordi is because it makes him look tall

[ID: two screenshots from "Star Trek: The Animated Series", showing the Vulcan, Spock, saying "The photon torpedos will not respond, either." (all caps). In the screenshot underneath is Lt. Uhura, a black woman, answering "Well, we could always throw rocks." (all caps).

Next to these two screenshots are two other screenshots from "Star Trek: The Next Generation". Both are showing Will Riker. He's saying "If it should become necessary to fight, could you arrange to find me some rocks to throw at them?"

Underneath these 4 screenshots is the "epic handshake" meme. Over the black arm is the name "Uhura" and over the white arm is the name "Riker" written. Over their joined hands are the words "Just throw some goddamn rocks". /end ID].

I’ve literally seen Riker do all of these

The man is just tall enough that he doesn't have to move chairs.

why do people try to pit star wars and star trek against each other when we all know damn well jim kirk would be all over that psychic twink with a laser sword

OP you are so wise

The meeting of James. T. Kirk and Obi-Wan “Always Fucking Flirting” Kenobi would be AMAZING.

@shoujocowboy

this is EXACTLY the wars v. trek discourse i wanted on my dashboard

I was thinking Kirk and Luke, but of course Kirk is in the prequel era and then Luke’s time is TNG.

Riker would be all  over that psychic twink with a laser sword

Riker would take that psychic twink with a laser sword home to Troi

@blackkatmagic

Spock would definitely try to analyse The Force and get into debates with the Jedi.

I wanna see Klingons vs Mandalorians.

why do people try to pit star wars and star trek against each other when we all know damn well jim kirk would be all over that psychic twink with a laser sword

OP you are so wise

The meeting of James. T. Kirk and Obi-Wan “Always Fucking Flirting” Kenobi would be AMAZING.

@shoujocowboy

this is EXACTLY the wars v. trek discourse i wanted on my dashboard

I was thinking Kirk and Luke, but of course Kirk is in the prequel era and then Luke’s time is TNG.

Riker would be all  over that psychic twink with a laser sword

Riker would take that psychic twink with a laser sword home to Troi

@blackkatmagic

Spock would definitely try to analyse The Force and get into debates with the Jedi.

I wanna see Klingons vs Mandalorians.

Star Trek: Picard | NYCC Trailer

It’s that time of the year again :)

This is amazing, omg, how have I never seen this before??? 💓💓💓

(Source mistakekindnessforblindness)

Worf😂😂😍