Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

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A slightly blurry photo taken of a job ad in a newspaper, which occupies one column. The ad states that applications should be submitted by Wednesday, March 6, 2013 and asks the reader to visit the included URL to begin the application process. Most of the ad space is taken up by the comically long URL, which starts with https://agency.GovernmentJobs.com/colorado/default and after that includes an entire query string comprised mainly of encoding in the form of percent signs and numbers.

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What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

If the aim was to convince incredibly gullible children that they were real it worked on me

I distinctly remember watching these and being like why is no one talking about this this is INSANE and then my mom had to explain that it’s fake

Sorry for believing animal planet. The channel that tells me facts about animals 99.9% of the time

{ID - movie posters for 'the last dragon' and 'mermaids: the body found'. The Last Dragon shows a large Western-style dragon blowing fire into the air, backed by a full moon. Mermaids shows an alienlike face with wide eyes and a severe expression, overlayed on an image of several merfolk swimming through the dark ocean. END ID}

no te hagas ilusiones

[Image transcript: 1. Pets

2. Homosexuality

2.1 list of all 500 male lovers

3. Mental illness

3.1 gotta catch em all

4. War crimes]

I hate this

What. The. FUCK.

The fact he rewards the viewer who watched the 3rd loop by stopping the man this time!! King of Editing.

That bit isn't editing - the original loop has all three times. You can tell because the leftover paint he doesn't quite fix has a slightly different pattern both times. 

...that is some Looney Tunes shit right there.

Y'all wanna see how this is done, as well as other videos by Zach King?

OH. MY GOD.

Witchcraft

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

What the he-

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.

Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.

Send me pics of your ghost costumes :> 

Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?

They’re single and ready to mingle~

HAPPY LATE HALLOWEEN!

Stephen King’s IT is a boggart from Harry Potter. He becomes what ever you fear the most and the only way to get rid of him is to stop being afraid. The whole movie is just a bunch of muggles trying to get rid of a boggart without using magic.

……omg

Just one tit Leave thine other one crazy and out of control That thine party tit

SHIT