Lucius Malfoy Fixing the Prophecy

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professors of hogwarts 🧙🏼‍♀️🧙🏼‍♂️

Art by Vladislav Pantic

Just WOW

I'm in love with these😍😍😍

(there's a little gay flag in Dumbledore's office and I'm living!!!)

when you’re a teenager and suddenly a bunch of terrorists are using your house as a headquarters for terrorist activities

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The Flaw in the Plan, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

22nd Anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts

I still don't know why they made Voldemort explode like a confetti canon in the movies instead of showing this important message "he was human after all and therefore could be killed and now is gone,,,forever,,,"

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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."

7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER

THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE

1. He Went to School with Snape

2. Got taught by Snape

3. Became part of the Staff like Snape

And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like

"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."

The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book

People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong

Snape is 31

Hagrid is 63

Professor Mcgonagall is 56

Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33

Dumbledore is 112

Do what you will with this info fam

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.

Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21

In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')

lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)

snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.

@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic

The thing that always got me was that Voldemort was like 70 when he died. Like, well done Voldy. Spend all your life trying to cheat death, and then end up dying at an age where the average muggle would expect at least another decade or two.

THIS

But also:

We all have wounds, Severus 🤣🤣🤣

#hahaha#what would be better#this being proof he didn’t die#or this being proof that the dark lord had everything rigged for those few months#severus i have some news for you#my lord#you are to be the cover star of witch weekly#……..my lord#i’m just helping you find some worthier women#………………..so kind my lord#lucius is at home breaking glasses#all i am saying cissy is that severus doesn’t wash his hair!!!#my hair is beautiful!!  why am i not the sexiest man alive???#this is because of the mishap in the ministry isn’t it?#first he takes my house#then he takes my glory#….lucius darling we are married#it’ll be good for severus to have some attention#SOME ATTENTION CISSY?!#how can one pretend that this is a legitimate outcome to a poll?#this is how vigilante movements start cissy#when those in power make their nepotism too obvious (via @deathdaydungeon)

Now I’m just imagining Voldie being all like “Severus, your biological clock is ticking, when am I getting grandchildren?” and Snape doing his best to maintain his cool bc even after nearly two decades of spying this is still some weird ish.

And Lucius sending 500+ “anonymous” complaint letters to Witch Weekly, but they’re all sealed with the Malfoy crest and giving Severus the silent treatment. Dressing up extra nicely when he knows he’s going to be in a meeting with Voldemort there. Maybe he bedazzles his DE robes. Gets one pink strand in his hair. Starts wearing sparkly butterfly clips. Those ones where the wings move. The house elves make a fake collage Witch Weekly cover with him on it in a moment of desperation, but it looks like a six year old’s craft project. Lucius cries and frames it above his and Narcissa’s bed. Narcissa is less than impressed.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again since no-one has yet given me a valid reason as to why James Potter, lacking a wand, didn’t just transform into Prongs when Voldy turned up and like… fucking spear him. Why didn’t he do that? Like I don’t care how astonishingly powerful a dark wizard he was, no-one could ever be prepared for walking into a house and there’s just… a massive fuck off stag staring you down? How could you possibly react to that? 

You couldn’t, giving said stag the opportunity to put an antler through his eye and save the day. Not to mention, can you imagine the Prophet headlines if that was how it’d gone down?

Valid reason coming your way….

You need a wand to assume your Animagus form.

You definitely don’t… Sirius did it in Azkaban.

Aha good point then yeah he should have impaled that motherfucker

He was unregistrated, right? I mean.. sure, he would have killed the dark lord, but still, it’s a crime. And then there’s the fact that the others were animagi too, which would lead to them being exposed and most certainly being accused of not getting themselves a registration. Their connections to Remus would be obvious, and I think he’d be exposed too. We all learned about the problems lycantrophy causes, and I don’t think James would have been stupid enough to risk that his best friend lost everything.

To be fair, you try telling the guy who FUCKING IMPALED Voldemort that he had to go to jail for being unregistered.

Also, it’s the ministry of magic. You could literally say that someone had created a stag by whatever means, and they’d buy it.

Another superlative point—"Where did the stag—yes, it was definitely a stag not a deer note that down please—where did it come from you ask? Oh, absolutely haven’t the foggiest Mister Minister Sir—it was just sort of there. Passing through I suppose.“

”…Passing through.“

“Yes.”

“Through your hallway.”

“Yes.”

“And stabbed Voldemort through the eye.”

“Through the eye, yes, and right through the brain: ghastly stuff, Minister, felt absolutely horrid.”

“It felt horrid?”

“I mean… I imagine so.”

“… right. And where did this deer go?”

“Oh, it vanished, Sir, quite spontaneously.”

“…uhuh. So the stag just wandered into your home, skewered a dark wizard, disapeared, and you saw neither where it came from nor where it went.”

“That’s about the size of it, yes.”

“… Yeah okay that sounds legit job done lads.”

Also you cannot tell me that James Potter gave two shits about whether or not it was illegal

You can’t tell me that Lily wouldn’t say, with a completely straight face, that it was a surprisingly solid Patronus.

James’ best class was Transfiguration.  “I made a stag from the coat stand.” “Oh, of course.  Excellent job, sir.”

severus snape could have told voldemort that draco disarmed dumbledore first so the elder wand belonged to him so that snape could find harry and give him the single most important information that would win the war but he didn’t. he clearly knew he was about to be attacked because he went for his wand but he said nothing. he protected draco like narcissa protected harry

I’m still mad that Snape died without a fight, like can you imagine how epic it’d be if he and Voldemort had a final boss battle

first they would just circle each other talking about trust and betrayal and Voldemort would be like ‘doesn’t matter, you cannot defeat me, only i can live forever bla bla and also everything you know you learned from me’

and Severus would be like ‘yeah dude sure, but i’ve also spent sixteen years with Dumbledore’ and then he just blasts Voldemort through a fucking wall

Do you know those "how it should have ended" videos? I adore the Harry Potter one - it might not have the epic battle BUT the end is very snape-y

Let's just say I trust Harry's judgement more than Voldemort's.