fred-erick-frankenstein reblogged
Snape: My Lord, Harry Potter will be moved Saturday next at nightfall.
Voldemort: Oh, Severus, you always bring me the best news. Bellatrix, whenever we get to talking about Severus, what do I always say? “He is the…”? And it starts with a ‘B.’
Bellatrix: “Trash.”
Voldemort: No, not “trash”! Were you waiting to just call him that? It doesn’t start with a ‘B’…
Bellatrix: “Bat-like.”
Voldemort: [to Snape] I’m so sorry. No, “best.” I was thinking about “best,” because I always say you’re the best.
Snape: …