Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

@ Snape: missed u

“Ron, abort, abort! The bat is in the dungeon. I repeat, the bat is in the dungeon.” Harry paused, awake that the situation was not looking good. “I mean hello Professor, we’re not trying to steal your underwear...” he tried hopefully.

*spots subtle movement in the dust of the air*

Professor Daddy, I messed up my potion. Do you think you can give me some...hands on tutoring? •̀.̫•́✧

How's Potter's "remedial lessons" going Professor? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - suspicious shipping Slytherin

*Awkwardly avoids eye contact*

dear mr sneep, u need, nay, DESERVE a good massage

We haven’t seen you out and about for ages, Severus! You really mustn’t work so hard.

On a scale from 1 to 10, how difficult was it to resist the urge to yeet Lockhart out the window? XD

Sooooo, professor Snape, what’s up about the rumors regarding you and Black *eyebrow waggle*

Hi Professor Snape! How have you been lately? *hands you a butterbeer*

If you need a hug I’m right here for you Sev

(っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

Mulciber said if you pass NEWTs, he's taking you to Hogsmeade with him. In his words, "mainly to snog."

What’s your favorite spell?

*stares at Harry*

Hi Sev! Who organised the living arrangements? Did Sai ask you to move in or was it V?

Rent free, chore free. All I had to do was exist here. Something about being useful for her hobby. So far it hasn’t been too bad here..