Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

@ Snape: missed u

“Ron, abort, abort! The bat is in the dungeon. I repeat, the bat is in the dungeon.” Harry paused, awake that the situation was not looking good. “I mean hello Professor, we’re not trying to steal your underwear...” he tried hopefully.

*spots subtle movement in the dust of the air*

Professor Daddy, I messed up my potion. Do you think you can give me some...hands on tutoring? •̀.̫•́✧

How's Potter's "remedial lessons" going Professor? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - suspicious shipping Slytherin

*Awkwardly avoids eye contact*

dear mr sneep, u need, nay, DESERVE a good massage

We haven’t seen you out and about for ages, Severus! You really mustn’t work so hard.

On a scale from 1 to 10, how difficult was it to resist the urge to yeet Lockhart out the window? XD

Sooooo, professor Snape, what’s up about the rumors regarding you and Black *eyebrow waggle*

Hi Professor Snape! How have you been lately? *hands you a butterbeer*

(YOU TWO ARE PRECIOUS GOOD GOD I LOVE THIS!!!) So what do you guys like to do together? Do you primarily bond over brewing poisons or?

Severus: Won’t be missed, then~