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★ JJBA Asks ☮

  1. Fave Jojo?
  2. Fave part?
  3. Fave anime opening?
  4. Fave anime ending?
  5. Fave pose?
  6. Fave stand?
  7. Fave line?
  8. Fave catchphrase?
  9. Fave fight?
  10. Fave villain?
  11. Fave ship?
  12. Fave character?
  13. Fave thing about the Jojo fandom?
  14. Fave thing about the Jojo series?
  15. Top 3 side characters?
  16. Least fave Jojo and why?
  17. Least fave part and why?
  18. Least fave fight and why?
  19. Least fave thing about the Jojo fandom?
  20. Least fave thing about the Jojo series?
  21. Do you prefer the anime or the manga? Why?
  22. Do you prefer stands or hamon/ripple?
  23. Do you prefer Araki’s older art style or his newer style?
  24. Stand ability you wish you had?
  25. Stand ability you think wasn’t used well enough in the series?
  26. Stand ability you thought didn’t suit the character it belonged to?
  27. Stand ability you think is the strongest/most powerful?
  28. Kiss, marry, kill (Asker picks 3 characters)
  29. Rank your order, favourite to least favourite of: All the Jojos
  30. Rank your order: Jojo main villains
  31. Rank your order: Jojo parts
  32. Rank your order: Jojo’s stands
  33. Have you played any of the Jojo games? Which is your favourite?
  34. A character you wish you got to see more of?
  35. A character you relate to?
  36. A character whose outfit you would wear?
  37. A character you don’t understand the hype over?
  38. Characters you wish could have interacted with each other?
  39. A series you would want to crossover with Jojo?
  40. A song you think suits the Jojo series or a particular character?
  41. A relationship between two characters that you really like?
  42. What was the most bizarre moment in Jojo for you?
  43. Funniest Jojo moment?
  44. Saddest Jojo moment?
  45. Scariest/creepiest Jojo moment?
  46. Moment you wish never happened?
  47. Moment you wish could have happened?
  48. Moment you didn’t understand/were confused by?
  49. If Jojo had a genre swap, what genre would you want it to be? 
  50. If you had a stand, what would you name it?
  51. If you were in Jojo, which part would you want to be in?
  52. If you could fight any character, who would it be?
  53. If you could hug any character, who would it be?
  54. Which version of Dio is your favourite?
  55. Which non-human character do you like best?
  56. Any headcanons?

This seems fun!

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kyraneko

I need Jason Isaacs to repeatedly play like eight different characters, each a sort of call-back to one of his previous roles—but he’s only SOMETIMES the villain.

Like he can be a full-on smug, supercilious, disdaining tit in a blond wig and an Armani suit like a muggle Lucius Malfoy who owns banks from which money and tellers are mysteriously disappearing, and he’ll be being embezzled from by a pissy employee who keeps killing all her fellow tellers because she hates how they never refill the coffeepot or something.

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A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then placed a camera in the elevator to record people’s reactions.

everyone in this elevator:

hahaha lol yeah meanwhile we’ve just had a completely falsified and illegal voting to change the constitution and now he can be the president till 2036 and that’s on top of all the other bullshit like massive police brutality and total effective ban on protests and political imprisonment and no one is talking about it but sure yeah Russians funny :) (not an attack or callout for ANYONE pls i just want people to know and this post has like 1000x more notes than posts about current events in Russia…)

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Do we need a whole article that can be summed up with: "when public opinion was against gay rights, Joe Biden was against gay rights, when the public flipped, Joe Biden flipped."

It's really that simple.

I love "huh 🤷‍♂️ another water is wet article 🤷‍♂️" posts that don't link the article.

I also love the insinuation that politicians changing??? Their minds???? In response to changes in public opinion (aka the people THEY REPRESENT)??????? Is a bad thing, somehow. I mean, I see that snide little "flipped", OP! I see it! The 2004 GOP called, they're glad folks are still making use of one of their more successful attack strategies.

It's not, like, the work of thousands of activists whose efforts made the FUNDAMENTAL shift in how lgbtq+ people are percieved possible was based on the HOPE that people can change and learn and grow as they exist in a changing world.

Also I love how """"politicians""" and their opinions are seen as entirely separate from "the public" they serve. As if Biden wasn't part of that same public and couldn't have personally had that same shift in opinion over time which is -- AGAIN -- what we hope people do.

I get it: the idea of a PERFECT politician, whose ideas have aligned with your current, best informed, most empathetic self 100% since the dawn of time is very seductive. It means once you get them elected, you can wash your hands, sit back, and let them do whatever they're going to do bc they agree with you & always have & thus you can trust them to do The Right Thing no matter what.

Of course, I can't say *I* would be my own perfect candidate, as MY opinion on fundamental things has dramatically shifted even within the past ten years, much less MY WHOLE LIFE, and I doubt I'm alone on that. But still: surely, somewhere, some perfect candidate exists who knew all the answers and was right All Along & didn't for instance have sketchy ideas about the dreaded "identity politics" or Latin American dictators or the NRA, and doesn't have to apologize for anything, and has never had to grow or change as they learned more about the world bc they were right from the start.

But until we find that candidate, we're stuck with the ones we've got: for president this year, it's two old white men who've lived very public lives for a long time, and whose opinions have thus been thoroughly documented. In terms of harm reduction, which sounds better: the guy who -- when not even in public office -- called for the execution of five black teenagers for a crime they were innocent of and has still, TO THIS DAY, never apologized for it & has in fact double down on the fact that "they must've been doing something " and that he was therefore justified? Who's MADE A POINT of never apologizing or admitting mistakes, presumably because he thinks that shows weakness?

Or, idk, this guy:

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bubbleblower

So Harry, Dumbledore left this sword in my possession to give to you to hunt horcruxes. But instead of just leaving it where you can find it, I’m going to leave it at the bottom of this frozen lake in the dead of winter. Because that way I’m still technically helping you but in such a way that you could potentially catch hypothermia and die.. Or drown. You see I loved your mom, so I want to help, but I fucking hated your dad so I’m going to be as much of an asshole as I can be about it.

-Severus Snape Probably

It was a small frozen pool, not a lake.  (But okay, Snape Haters have already proven that they can’t fucking read…) What did you want Severus to do, just walk right up to Harry and hand it to him?  That would’ve turned out spectacularly well. Oh, just leave it on the snow.  Because it’s only the Sword of Gryffindor.  Severus can make more extremely rare, ancient goblin-made treasures.  After all, Dumbledore duplicated it once already, how hard could it be?  God damn, Snape Haters are starting to pick at anything and everything just to shit on Severus Snape.  Are you that fucking desperate?

The sword couldn’t be just left where Harry could find it. Dumbledore tells Snape, “Do not forget that it must be taken under conditions of need and valor -” [DH, US paperback Pg 689]  You can’t just hand it to someone or leave it laying in the open. When Harry is trying to get it he realizes that Dumbledore had said only a true Gryffindor could have gotten the sword from the sorting hat and thinks about the traits of a true Gryffindor, “Their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart.” [DH, US paperback Pg 368] That’s when he knew he had to go into the water, he had to take it like a Gryffindor. Otherwise Accio would have worked.

Also, Snape didn’t just leave it and go, he stayed around to be sure Harry got the sword safely. When Harry looks around he sees nobody, but Ron says “I did think I saw something move over there, but I was running to the pool at the time, because you’d gone in and you hadn’t come up…”  [DH, US paperback Pg 372]  Harry runs to where he indicated and finds two trees with a gap that is “an ideal place to see but not be seen.” Only when Harry didn’t come up did Snape come out of hiding to move toward the pool, but when he sees Ron heading there, he steps back.

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Anonymous asked:

Re: the post you reblogged about Bush. I'm 21 and tbh feel like I can only vote for Bernie, can you explain if/why I shouldn't? Thanks and sorry if this is dumb or anything.

Oh boy. Okay, I’ll do my best here. Note that a) this will get long, and b) I’m old, Tired, and I‘m pretty sure my brain tried to kill me last night. Since by nature I am sure I will say something Controversial ™, if anyone reads this and feels a deep urge to inform me that I am Wrong, just… mark it down as me being Wrong and move on with your life. But also, really, you should read this and hopefully think about it. Because while I’m glad you asked this question, it feels like there’s a lot in your cohort who won’t, and that worries me. A lot.

First, not to sound utterly old-woman-in-a-rocking-chair ancient, people who came of age/are only old enough to have Obama be the first president that they really remember have no idea how good they had it. The world was falling the fuck apart in 2008 (not coincidentally, after 8 years of Bush). We came within a flicker of the permanent collapse of the global economy. The War on Terror was in full roar, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were at their height, we had Dick Cheney as the cartoon supervillain before we had any of Trump’s cohort, and this was before Chelsea Manning or Edward Snowden had exposed the extent of NSA/CIA intelligence-gathering/American excesses or there was any kind of public debate around the fact that we were all surveilled all the time. And the fact that a brown guy named Barack Hussein Obama was elected in this climate seems, and still seems tbh, kind of amazing. And Obama was certainly not a Perfect President ™. He had to scale back a lot of planned initiatives, he is notorious for expanding the drone strike/extrajudicial assassination program, he still subscribed to the overall principles of neoliberalism and American exceptionalism, etc etc. There is valid criticism to be made as to how the hopey-changey optimistic rhetoric stacked up against the hard realities of political office. And yet…. at this point, given what we’re seeing from the White House on a daily basis, the depth of the parallel universe/double standards is absurd.

Because here’s the thing. Obama, his entire family, and his entire administration had to be personally/ethically flawless the whole time (and they managed that – not one scandal or arrest in eight years, against the legions of Trumpistas now being convicted) because of the absolute frothing depths of Republican hatred, racial conspiracy theories, and obstruction against him. (Remember Merrick Garland and how Mitch McConnell got away with that, and now we have Gorsuch and Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court? Because I remember that). If Obama had pulled one-tenth of the shit, one-twentieth of the shit that the Trump administration does every day, he would be gone. It also meant that people who only remember Obama think he was typical for an American president, and he wasn’t. Since about… Jimmy Carter, and definitely since Ronald Reagan, the American people have gone for the Trump model a lot more than the Obama model. Whatever your opinion on his politics or character, Obama was a constitutional law professor, a community activist, a neighborhood organizer and brilliant Ivy League intellectual who used to randomly lie awake at night thinking about income inequality. Americans don’t value intellectualism in their politicians; they just don’t. They don’t like thinking that “the elites” are smarter than them. They like the folksy populist who seems fun to have a beer with, and Reagan/Bush Senior/Clinton/Bush Junior sold this persona as hard as they possibly could. As noted in said post, Bush Junior (or Shrub as the late, great Molly Ivins memorably dubbed him) was Trump Lite but from a long-established political family who could operate like an outwardly civilized human.

The point is: when you think Obama was relatively normal (which, again, he wasn’t, for any number of reasons) and not the outlier in a much larger pattern of catastrophic damage that has been accelerated since, again, the 1980s (oh Ronnie Raygun, how you lastingly fucked us!), you miss the overall context in which this, and which Trump, happened. Like most left-wingers, I don’t agree with Obama’s recent and baffling decision to insert himself into the 2020 race and warn the Democratic candidates against being too progressive or whatever he was on about. I think he was giving into the same fear that appears to be motivating the remaining chunk of Joe Biden’s support: that middle/working-class white America won’t go for anything too wild or that might sniff of Socialism, and that Uncle Joe, recalled fondly as said folksy populist and the internet’s favorite meme grandfather from his time as VP, could pick up the votes that went to Trump last time. And that by nature, no one else can.

The underlying belief is that these white voters just can’t support anything too “un-American,” and that by pushing too hard left, Democratic candidates risk handing Trump a second term. Again: I don’t agree and I think he was mistaken in saying it. But I also can’t say that Obama of all people doesn’t know exactly the strength of the political machine operating against the Democratic Party and the progressive agenda as a whole, because he ran headfirst into it for eight years. The fact that he managed to pass any of his legislative agenda, usually before the Tea Party became a thing in 2010, is because Democrats controlled the House and Senate for the first two years of his first term. He was not perfect, but it was clear that he really did care (just look up the pictures of him with kids). He installed smart, efficient, and scandal-free people to do jobs they were qualified for. He gave us Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor to join RBG on the Supreme Court. All of this seems… like a dream.

That said: here we are in a place where Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren are the front-runners for the Democratic nomination (and apparently Pete Buttigieg is getting some airplay as a dark horse candidate, which… whatever). The appeal of Biden is discussed above, and he sure as hell is not my favored candidate (frankly, I wish he’d just quit). But Sanders and Warren are 85% - 95% similar in their policy platforms. The fact that Michael “50 Billion Dollar Fortune” Bloomberg started rattling his chains about running for president is because either a Sanders or Warren presidency terrifies the outrageously exploitative billionaire capitalist oligarchy that runs this country and has been allowed to proceed essentially however the fuck they like since… you guessed it, the 1980s, the era of voodoo economics, deregulation, and the free market above all. Warren just happens to be ten years younger than Sanders and female, and Sanders’ age is not insignificant. He’s 80 years old and just had a heart attack, and there’s still a year to go to the election. It’s also more than a little eye-rolling to describe him as the only progressive candidate in the race, when he’s an old white man (however much we like and approve of his policy positions). And here’s the thing, which I think is a big part of the reason why this polarized ideological purity internet leftist culture mistrusts Warren:

She may have changed her mind on things in the past.

Scary, right? I sound like I’m being facetious, but I’m not. An argument I had to read with my own two eyes on this godforsaken hellsite was that since Warren became a Democrat around the time Clinton signed Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, she sekritly hated gay people and might still be a corporate sellout, so on and etcetera. (And don’t even get me STARTED on the fact that DADT, coming a few years after the height of the AIDS crisis where it was considered God’s Judgment of the Icky Gays, was the best Clinton could realistically hope to achieve, but this smacks of White Gay Syndrome anyway and that is a whole other kettle of fish.) Bernie has always demonstrably been a democratic socialist, and: good for him. I’m serious. But because there’s the chance that Warren might not have thought exactly as she does now at any point in her life, the hysterical and paranoid left-wing elements don’t trust that she might not still secretly do so. (Zomgz!) It’s the same element that’s feeding cancel culture and “wokeness.” Nobody can be allowed to have shifted or grown in their opinions or, like a functional, thoughtful, non-insane adult, changed their beliefs when presented with compelling evidence to the contrary. To the ideological hordes, any hint of uncertainty or past failure to completely toe the line is tantamount to heresy. Any evidence of any other belief except The Correct One means that this person is functionally as bad as Trump. And frankly, it’s only the Sanders supporters who, just as in 2016, are threatening to withhold their vote in the general election if their preferred candidate doesn’t win the primary, and indeed seem weirdly proud about it.

OK, boomer Bernie or Buster.

Here’s the thing, the thing, the thing: there is never going to be an American president free of the deeply toxic elements of American ideology. There just won’t be. This country has been built how it has for 250 years, and it’s not gonna change. You are never going to have, at least not in the current system, some dream candidate who gets up there and parrots the left-wing talking points and attacks American imperialism, exceptionalism, ravaging global capitalism, military and oil addiction, etc. They want to be elected as leader of a country that has deeply internalized and taken these things to heart for its entire existence, and most of them believe it to some degree themselves. So this groupthink white liberal mentality where the only acceptable candidate is this Perfect Non-Problematic robot who has only ever had one belief their entire lives and has never ever wavered in their devotion to doctrine has really gotten bad. The Democratic Party would be considered… maybe center/mild left in most other developed countries. It’s not even really left-wing by general standards, and Sanders and Warren are the only two candidates for the nomination who are even willing to go there and explicitly put out policy proposals that challenge the systematic structure of power, oppression, and exploitation of the late-stage capitalist 21st century. Warren has the billionaires fussed, and instead of backing down, she’s doubling down. That’s part of why they’re so scared of her. (And also misogyny, because the world is depressing like that.) She is going head-on after picking a fight with some of the worst people on the planet, who are actively killing the rest of us, and I don’t know about you, but I like that.

Of course: none of this will mean squat if she (or the eventual Democratic winner, who I will vote for regardless of who it is, but as you can probably tell, she’s my ride or die) don’t a) win the White House and then do as they promised on the campaign trail, and b) don’t have a Democratic House and Senate willing to have a backbone and pass the laws. Even Nancy Pelosi, much as she’s otherwise a badass, held off on opening a formal impeachment inquiry into Trump for months out of fear it would benefit him, until the Ukraine thing fell into everyone’s laps. The Democrats are really horrible at sticking together and voting the party line the way Republicans do consistently, because Democrats are big-tent people who like to think of themselves as accepting and tolerant of other views and unwilling to force their members’ hands. The Republicans have no such qualms (and indeed, judging by their enabling of Trump, have no qualms at all). 

The modern American Republican party has become a vehicle for no-holds-barred power for rich white men at the expense of absolutely everything and everyone else, and if your rationale is that you can’t vote for the person opposing Donald Goddamn Trump is that you’re just not vibing with them on the language of that one policy proposal… well, I’m glad that you, White Middle Class Liberal, feel relatively safe that the consequences of that decision won’t affect you personally. Even if we’re due to be out of the Paris Climate Accords one day after the 2020 election, and the issue of climate change now has the most visibility it’s ever had after years of big-business, Republican-led efforts to deny and discredit the science, hey, Secret Corporate Shill, am I right? Can’t trust ‘er. Let’s go have a craft beer.

As has been said before: vote as far left as you want in the primary. Vote your ideology, vote whatever candidate you want, because the only way to make actual, real-world change is to do that. The huge, embedded, all-consuming and horrible system in which we operate is not just going to suddenly be run by fairy dust and happy thoughts overnight. Select candidates that reflect your values exactly, be as picky and ideologically militant as you want. That’s the time to do that! Then when it comes to the general election:

  • America is a two-party system. It sucks, but that’s the case. Third-party votes, or refraining from voting because “it doesn’t matter” are functionally useless at best and actively harmful at worst.
  • Either the Democratic candidate or Donald Trump will win the 2020 election.
  • There is absolutely no length that the Republican/GOP machine, and its malevolent allies elsewhere, will not go to in order to secure a Trump victory. None.
  • Any talk whatsoever about “progressive values” or any kind of liberal activism, coupled with a course of action that increases the possibility of a Trump victory, is hypocritical at best and actively malicious at worst.

This is why I found the Democratic response to Obama’s “don’t go too wild” comments interesting. Bernie doubled down on the fact that his plans have widespread public support, and he’s right. (Frankly, the fact that Sanders and Warren are polling at the top, and the fact that they’re politicians and would not be crafting these campaign messages if they didn’t know that they were being positively received, says plenty on its own). Warren cleverly highlighted and praised Obama’s accomplishments in office (i.e. the Affordable Care Act) and didn’t say squat about whether she agreed or disagreed with him, then went right back to campaigning about why billionaires suck. And some guy named Julian Castro basically blew Obama off and claimed that “any Democrat” could beat Trump in 2020, just by nature of existing and being non-insane.

This is very dangerous! Do not be Julian Castro!

As I said in my tags on the Bush post: everyone assumed that sensible people would vote for Kerry in 2004. Guess what happened? Yeah, he got Swift Boated. The race between Obama and McCain in 2008, even after those said nightmare years of Bush, was very close until the global crash broke it open in Obama’s favor, and Sarah Palin was an actual disqualifier for a politician being brazenly incompetent and unprepared. (Then again, she was a woman from a remote backwater state, not a billionaire businessman.) In 2012, we thought Corporate MormonBot Mitt Fuggin’ Romney was somehow the worst and most dangerous candidate the Republicans could offer. In 2016, up until Election Day itself, everyone assumed that HRC was a badly flawed candidate but would win anyway. And… we saw how that worked out. Complacency is literally deadly.

I was born when Reagan was still president. I’m just old enough to remember the efforts to impeach Clinton over forcing an intern to give him a BJ in the Oval Office (This led by the same Republicans making Donald Trump into a darling of the evangelical Christian right wing.) I’m definitely old enough to remember 9/11 and how America lost its mind after that, and I remember the Bush years. And, obviously, the contrast with Obama, the swing back toward Trump, and everything that has happened since. We can’t afford to do this again. We’re hanging by a thread as it is, and not just America, but the entire planet.

So yes. By all means, vote for Sanders in the primary. Then when November 3, 2020 rolls around, if you care about literally any of this at all, hold your nose if necessary and vote straight-ticket Democrat, from the president, to the House and Senate, to the state and local offices. I cannot put it more strongly than that.

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every fucking word of this.

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stephrc79

I literally just sat naked in a drained bathtub with an empty glass of whiskey sitting next to me on the fast-drying floor of the tub, to make sure I read this whole thing word for word.

Because it’s that spot on and that worth reading.

TLDR: Vote your beliefs during the primaries, no matter what they may be. Vote top to bottom Democrat against Trump on 11/3/20. Because that’s the only way his orange ass is leaving our white house.

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ellidfics

We don’t have the luxury of voting third party or staying home next year.  Straight ticket Democrat if you actually want a livable planet.

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flange5

Any talk whatsoever about “progressive values” or any kind of liberal activism, coupled with a course of action that increases the possibility of a Trump victory, is hypocritical at best and actively malicious at worst.

America is a two-party system. It sucks, but that’s the case. Third-party votes, or refraining from voting because “it doesn’t matter” are functionally useless at best and actively harmful at worst.

Either the Democratic candidate or Donald Trump will win the 2020 election.

There is absolutely no length that the Republican/GOP machine, and its malevolent allies elsewhere, will not go to in order to secure a Trump victory. None.

THIS

Read all of this, please!!!

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someone: it’s inevitable snape turned out to be a horrible person, when you consider his childhood…
sirius: *abused and raised by blood supremacists, is disowned, is framed for murder*
sirius: *still manages to not be a horrible person*
neville: *grew up with a controlling grandmother who always told him he wasn’t good enough, lived with the knowledge that his parents were tortured to insanity, bullied and looked down on by just about everyone*
neville: *still manages to not be a horrible person*
ginny: *is literally possessed by voldemort for the better part of a year*
ginny: *still manages to not be a horrible person*
remus: *had no friends until he was 11, lives in constant fear of being outed as a werewolf, forced to become a monster every month*
remus: *still manages to not be a horrible person*
luna: *watched her mother die, picked on by everyone except ginny, treated as a freak, has only one friend until she’s 14*
luna: *still manages to not be a horrible person*
hagrid: *expelled at age 13 for something he didn’t do, accused of murder twice, outcasted for being half-giant*
hagrid: *still manages to not be a horrible person*
cho: *has her first love be murdered by a genocidal dictator and about half the world refuses to believe it, must struggle with her feelings towards harry and her guilt about them*
cho: *still manages to not be a horrible person*
mcgonagall: *fell in love with a muggle but had to break off their engagement, for fear of turning out like her own mother, later married a wizard who she loved but he died 3 years later*
mcgonagall: *still manages to not be a horrible person*
harry: *is degraded and abused his entire childhood, forced to sleep in a cupboard for 11 years, constantly treated as being an unwelcome outsider, told he should be grateful for his abusers taking him in, lied to constantly for the first 11 years of his life about who he is and who his parents were, consistently blamed for things that he couldn’t control, picked on at school and continuously beaten up by his cousin’s gang, sees multiple people die*
harry: *still manages to not be a horrible person*
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nikitawolfxo

This is actually really funny n true but I still love Sev and honestly he’s really not that bad of person. There are much worse characters and real people that act worse than being a mean teacher.

Also Sirius may not have been a horrible person but he did horrible things such as randomly choosing to bully someone for seven years because he saw they were dressed poor on the train and didn’t look attractive.

Also I love Remmy and he’s my baby but even though he wasn’t an actively participant in the bullying, being a bystander isn’t any better.

Good points from the notes:

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okay but for pride month all I want is a gay pacific islander rom-com starring Keanu Reeves and Jason Momoa with Keanu as like some kind of single dad art restorer or something living in a big city until he gets a letter informing him that he’s inherited a house and some land on a quiet little Hawaiian island and packs up his stuff and his adoring, smartass teenage daughter (played by Auli’i Cravalho) and heads out there only to meet Jason’s character, who runs a surf shop or a restaurant specializing in traditional food or something  and Keanu’s daughter takes him to a bonfire on the beach with their neighbors one night and Jason’s eyes meet his across the fire and they both feel a spark that didn’t come from the blaze and start sweating, so they decide to go for a swim together and end up meeting a dolphin or something that was obviously sent by the gods of the islands because it gently nudges them toward each other until they’re laughing and kissing and eventually falling in love and they end up saving a stretch of local ocean from some asshole white drilling company exec or something, I don’t know and also Dwayne Johnson is playing Jason’s practical joker older brother who teams up with Auli’i to make those two morons see that they’re meant for each other because I said so the end.

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I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:

Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine

These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with

I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:

May I add:

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lladcy

ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these

Some personal favorites I’ve encountered

I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.

But wait...there's Myrhh 🙈🙈🙈🙈

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freshginseng

aesthetical

1) what fictional characters have inspired your aesthetic

2) what eras define your aesthetic

3) give me three songs that define your aesthetic

4) give me three pictures not featuring people or clothing that display the essence of your aesthetic

5) how has your aesthetic changed (or not changed) over the years

6) what clothing item or accessory is currently the highest on your dream wishlist

7) what are the things you want people to associate with you when they see you

8) in an ideal world what food and drink items would be consistently on your menu and would be associated with you

9) what is your first memory of trying to establish a sense of fashion or aesthetic for yourself

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freshginseng

aesthetical

1) what fictional characters have inspired your aesthetic

2) what eras define your aesthetic

3) give me three songs that define your aesthetic

4) give me three pictures not featuring people or clothing that display the essence of your aesthetic

5) how has your aesthetic changed (or not changed) over the years

6) what clothing item or accessory is currently the highest on your dream wishlist

7) what are the things you want people to associate with you when they see you

8) in an ideal world what food and drink items would be consistently on your menu and would be associated with you

9) what is your first memory of trying to establish a sense of fashion or aesthetic for yourself

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5bi5

Tell me what I would be as a...

- colour of nail polish

- paint chip colour name 

- scented candle scent 

- genre of music 

- song

- album

- book or book series

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