#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.

Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety. 

After all, comedy is timing.

Les Aventures de PICARD

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STAR TREK: PICARD S01E08 | “Broken Pieces”

Jonathan Frakes directing Patrick Stewart in Star Trek: Picard.

I only watched the first episode so far because I was too busy😭😭

Tea. Earl Grey. Decaf.

Picard!!!

Patrick Stewart talking to Variety about getting older with Picard.

Star Trek: Picard | NYCC Trailer

It’s that time of the year again :)

This is amazing, omg, how have I never seen this before??? 💓💓💓

Director Patrick Stewart chats with Brent Spiner during the filming of “A Fistful of Datas”.

Ranking the TNG crew solely on how likely they are to fuck their clone

7. Picard. Not only would NOT fuck his clone but would admonish anybody that was trying to. He’s not generally anti horny rights but he is in specific situation where too many Shenanigans are involved. This makes him a great foil to Q.

6. Worf. Is a little weirded out by others wanting to fuck their clones when you can FIGHT your clone!! That’s the ultimate battle, PLUS it lets you outwardly deal with some of your inner turmoil. Thinks that anyone who choses fuck over fight is a coward and a fool. The fighting CAN be interlaced with a bit of eroticism but that’s not the POINT of it. 

5. Data. It’s not that he’s fundamentally against fucking clones or even specifically his own clone, but there’s enough bad associations with Lore that he generally avoids people with the same face as him.

4. Geordi. Is completely neutral on clone fucking. Not against it, not for it, whether or not he would fuck his own clone would depend on the circumstance really. No matter what would get permission from Data, his husband, first.

3. Bev Crusher. She’s a Milf and she knows it. She’s not gonna actively seek out out fucking her clone but she sure as hell isn’t gonna avoid the oppurtunity if it comes up. Scientific curiosity would drive her to do it, let ALONE her inherent sexiness.

2.Deanna Troi: *Deanna troi voice* personally clone fucking has always been a fantasy of mine

1. Riker: Clone fucking is Riker’s end all be all. He specifically joined Starfleet because he heard that all sorts of messy nonsense happens on the Enterprise (he read a LOT of Kirk’s personal logs) and figured getting on that ship was the best way to shoot his shot. As soon as he gets to properly fuck one or more of his clones he can die a happy man according to me just now. 

Bonus: Q. Has fucked his clone, will fuck his clone, can fuck his clone again. Will provide other’s clone to fuck because that’s how pro clone fucking he is. Is pro horny rights SPECIFICALLY when there’s too many Shenanigans involved, making him a perfect lover foil to Picard.

Christopher: A woman? Kirk: A crewman.

OH LOOK AT THAT THE 1960S

AND SHE’S IN COMMAND GOLD FUCKERS.

She’s not in Medical blue, a caretaking, feminine role.  

Those in Gold were either OFFICERS, NAVIGATORS, PILOTS, TACTICAL OFFICERS, or WEAPONS SPECIALISTS.  

This is the Kirk everyone likes to forget.

Y’all, if you care about feminism, then you ought to care about the history and context of the miniskirt. The 60s were an era of rebellion against the 50s, and the skirts were part of it. They were literally cutting edge fashion, and a statement that women made against the more housewifey style of skirt from the decade before. It was Grace Lee Whitney herself who suggested to Roddenberry that they wear them, and Nichelle Nichols has said she never had a problem with them. They are a product of their time yes, but the women chose to wear them because of the context of that time. 

Also some men in Starfleet ware miniskirts and dresses:

And some of the women wear pants:

They’re given the power of choice, regardless of gender or sex.

Shit ‘-’ None of this even clicked to me - Thats fucking glorious :D

Picard in that dress is so good. Look at him! He looks formal and serious and dignified! He looks like he’s captain of his ship and he’s got some important business to do. And he’s in a dress and tights. And it’s not a joke. It’s not a joke about a man in a dress! It’s just, you know, a man who is wearing a dress, and that’s normal and appropriate. It’s part of the uniform. It fits him. It’s totally unremarkable and that is so rare and I’m so happy.

Yes!!!

savage