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Snolidays Week 2: Thin Ice

When Lily and Severus get together, Petunia always knows how it will end: in a mess that she'll have to clean up. But maybe she'll have a little help this time—and from whom she least expects.

Dedicated to the lovely @momo-t-daye, who makes the absolute best Cokeworth Trio content—I hope this little story captures even just a little bit of that spirit (and I hope you notice the little nod to your art towards the end)!

No warnings really, just 12-year-old melodrama and a bit of older Muggle sister angst from Petunia!

Fic is below the cut; 2029 words. It can also be read on AO3.

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If Harry was in Cokeworth at the beginning of the first book when Uncle Vernon was moving them all over the place to avoid the letters, July 30th (the day before Harry’s birthday as the book specifies) Snape would have been home. Instead of sending 100 letters to the front desk of the hotel, why not floo Snape with 1 letter and have him hand deliver it to him? I’m sure Dumbledore would have been able to talk him into it.

Harry tried not to stare at the man who swept into the dingy hotel dining room, dressed all in black. He was more interesting than Harry's plate, anyhow, since Dudley stole everything but the grilled tomato and mushrooms and he'd finished those. He'd had some porridge, too, but that was more Dudley refusing to eat it without the specific tin of golden syrup they had at home than generosity from Uncle Vernon.

The man held a familiar envelope in one hand but Harry wouldn't get his hopes up. Uncle Vernon had already directed the front desk to destroy the ones delivered that morning. And they'd be leaving soon, Uncle Vernon said. It wasn't worth hoping. He'd just listen to Aunt Petunia like everyone else. They almost always did in the end, if she talked enough.

The man made directly for their table.

"Petunia." He started, his voice deep and smooth. Harry found he liked it, he thought. "I thought you never wanted the muck of Cokeworth to befoul your soles again?"

Harry boggled. No one ever spoke to Aunt Petunia like that.

"We were passing through." Aunt Petunia answered woodenly, so still it was like she'd been frozen.

"I have something for Mr. Potter. I teach...there, you know." There was something in his voice. Harry thought it might be satisfaction.

"No. We agreed to stamp it out of him and we won't have this nonsense in our home." Uncle Vernon's moustsche fairly quivered in outrage. "He won't go."

"Tell me, Tuney, did Lily ever mention an Obscurial?" Harry had never heard anyone call Aunt Petunia 'Tuney' either.

Aunt Petunia started, eyes wide. "No, we won't..."

"It's not. Your. Choice. Well, I should say that if you keep making these choices, you can count on being a very nasty surprise for emergency services. If they can find all the pieces."

"Vernon, he's going to have to go." Aunt Petunia's voice shook.

"Pet, we said..."

"It's...dangerous, if he doesn't. He has to learn control."

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Pretty sure this has been said somewhere before and I'm probably inviting all kinds of unwanted discourse here, but I have to say it.

Young Snape dropping a branch on Petunia is fundamentally the same action as Harry blowing up Aunt Marge.

Seriously. Both were children's displays of accidental magic in response to to someone making them angry.

And I'm not saying that Petunia "deserved" to get struck by a falling branch any moreso than Aunt Marge "deserved" to get inflated like a balloon.

Just that its established canon that sometimes, children who have little or no control over there magic use it to act out in ways they don't specifically choose or predict. Snape was about 9 at the time, Harry was barely 13.

So hate Snape or whatever, but if your big lynchpin is "he proved how awful he was as a literal child", it just doesn't hold up.

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i will never be over vernon dursley telling people at his wedding that james potter was some kind of amateur magician, implying that he wasn’t even that good

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100% believe that if petunia hadn’t cut lily out of her life, james would have just rolled with it and learned muggle magic tricks and performed them at various family functions, like

try to wear the full magician costume to dudleys christening 

“you can’t wear that james”  “it’s the only way i’m going, lil”  “fine but give me your wand”  “my real one, or the fake one that shoots out flowers?”  “both, and you’d better tidy the handkerchiefs are trailing out of your trouser leg before we leave”

“I’m not a magician, marge, i’m an illusionist.”

petunia walks in on james pretending to saw toddler dudley in half for toddle harry’s amusement

actually incorporating magic into the tricks and freaking the hell out of vernon’s extended family

standing up at christmas and saying that he’d like to perform a magic trick. and vernon and petunia are HORRIFIED and lily just pours more wine but marge says ‘let him do it’ so she can mock him?? and he tries/fails to ‘vanish’ the napkins 3-4 times and it doesn’t work, until the fourth time when it DOES and it freaks the hell out of vernon’s extended family

and that is probably when petunia cuts lily out of her life for Real

guys this is a very important post and i’ve been thinking about it all morning 

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Hey I realized something.

We already know that antis have this concerning habit to award James for every good thing Snape ever did, but the thing Snape did not, when he should have, according to them, are actually Petunia’s.

Raising him like his own child? Petunia’s role.

Talking to him about his mother? Petunia’s role.

Loving him in the sake of their own love for Lily? Petunia’s role.

Being caring and nurturing and grow in the boy a sense of security? Petunia’s role.

Also :

Lashing out to a literal child for his mere existence? Petunia did. 

Holding on their prejudice toward a group of people even if it means stop loving someone you used to? Petunia did.

Holding grudges against someone who never did anything wrong to you? Petunia did. 

Snape risked his life to save harry’s, turned his back to his previous friends, changed everything for Lily even though she was no longer a part of his life. Petunia would never even tell her husband and her child to calm down, even though Lily was her sister. 

Lily was kind and accepting, and Snape never forgot her. Lily was a witch, and Petunia never forgave her.

Snape came willingly to Dumbledore and served him loyally. Dumbledore came to Petunia and she obeyed reluctantly.

But Petunia is a “victim” and “deserved better”, and Snape was “a coward” who did “nothing for Harry”? Please.

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I dont want to study for my exams and I want to draw shitty memes

some notes:

  • Regulus is trying to be cooler than his brother.
  • Petunia would rather die than sit on the wizard’s sofa. 
  • Bellatrix is wearing red so you wont see the blood 
  • and Barty just don’t give a fuck.
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If Harry Potter was a girl and looked like Lily, Snape would have been a completely different character. He would have loved her, cared about her, and been just a nicer guy in general.

Discuss.

Petunia Dursley opened the door to fetch her newspaper, and was shocked to discover a baby girl asleep on her porch. The child was the spitting image of her sister Lily, and Petunia gasped. She kneeled down and collected the letter that was pinned to the child. Moments later, Vernon Dursley came to the door to see what was taking his wife so long, and was shocked to find her sitting on the porch sobbing. In one hand she clutched a letter, and in the other she held a baby girl with bright red hair close to her chest. After a few failed attempts to choke out an explanation, Petunia finally handed the letter to her husband.

The couple argued about what to do with the child. Vernon, who strongly disliked anything out of the ordinary, worried that the child had inherited her parents’ oddities. Even so, he quickly realized that although his wife had grieved the loss of her sister previously, this was a different kind of grief – one that came from knowing a reunion would never be possible – and there would likely be no talking her out of holding onto the only piece of her once beloved sister that Petunia had left.

The little girl reminded Petunia so much of her sister it was uncanny. In fact, there were times when Petunia almost wondered if perhaps the girl was her sister reincarnate; the only thing that would pull her out of that thought was getting a good look at her niece’s eyes. Instead of Lily’s bright green eyes, the girl had inherited her father’s hazel eyes, and the spark of mischievousness they always held. In addition, she had a small scar on her forehead. For years, Petunia’s nightmares were full of ideas about what might have caused that scar; the letter had not given specifics about her sister’s cause of death or how this baby girl managed to escape.

Although Vernon wanted nothing to do with the child, Petunia couldn’t bear to treat the girl with anything but love and affection. At first this came out of a place of grief and guilt; the sight of such an innocent little thing with her sister’s features only served to remind Petunia of the way she had treated Lily while she was alive. As the years passed, Petunia’s affection for the girl became more genuine, and Vernon couldn’t help but catch it too. He tried hard to hold onto the grudge he held against her parents, but the girl had no knowledge of those things, and it’s hard to hold onto misplaced ill will towards a child forever.

Dudley Dursley took an instant liking to his little cousin. Although only about a month younger than him, the little girl was much smaller, and Dudley grew up unable to remember a time that he didn’t have a little sister to play with. (Vernon’s reminders that “she’s your cousin, not your sister” grew less with time.) As they grew up Dudley’s size and strength combined with his cousin’s speed and agility complemented each other well, and their refusal to play on a team without each other made them unstoppable in their playground games. The children agreed not to tell their parents about the unexplainable things the girl sometimes seemed to cause; Vernon may have loved his niece, but his distaste for the unusual was as strong as ever.

Just before his cousin’s eleventh birthday, Dudley excitedly came running in to announce a letter had come for her in the mail. Vernon quickly snatched it away, saying it was a mistake. He and Petunia had worried this would happen to their niece the same way it had to Lily, and they were determined to protect her from meeting her parents’ fate. The children couldn’t understand how so many letters could come in for a little girl by mistake, and were even more confused when their parents moved them to a little shack on an island soon after. At midnight, Dudley shook his cousin awake so he could be the first to wish her a happy birthday. Moments later, an alarmingly large man knocked the door down and the children learned the contents of all of the letters. Vernon had no choice but to allow the girl to read her letter, but firmly told the man called Rubeus Hagrid that he would not be intimidated into making a bad decision regarding either of his children, and sent the man away.

A few days later, with the family back in their home, a more distinguished woman knocked on the door. She introduced herself as Minerva McGonagall, the assistant headmistress of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. After a private conversation amongst the adults, Petunia called her niece into the room and together she and this McGonagall woman told the girl about her parents and their alma mater, which she was now invited to attend. The girl was hesitant at first – she didn’t want to leave her family – but was finally convinced when the professor knew about the strange happenings she and her cousin were unable to explain.

At Professor McGonagall’s suggestion, the family met up with a man called Remus Lupin in London. The man was clearly several social classes below their family, and Vernon almost insisted they stand him up when he first saw him, but this man had been close friends with James and Lily, and Vernon realized they would have to have someone’s help in finding the supplies his niece needed for her new school, so he resigned himself to putting up with the man for the day. Remus showed the family how to get into Diagon Alley, and the children were amazed at the fact that there was a hidden world behind a pub that most people would never know about. Remus didn’t talk much about his deceased friends, and the family didn’t ask; the man was full of information that helped with their transition to this new world, and that was enough for now. At the end of the day, he offered to help them find their train on the first day of school, but Vernon assured him he knew his way around King’s Cross well enough without assistance.

When arriving at the station, Vernon was sure their ticket must have been a misprint. There’s no such thing as Platform 9 ¾, after all. Just as Dudley was starting to suggest that they should have let that man help them after all, Petunia remembered her sister saying something about “running straight into the wall to a hidden platform”. A man with greasy black hair pipes up that that’s right, startling them all with his presence. Although he looked familiar, Petunia didn’t connect him with the boy her sister once played with as a child. The man demonstrates how to run through the platform, but when the family goes to thank him on the other side of the wall, he’s nowhere to be found. They don’t know that the man had been watching all day, unsure of whether or not Lily’s daughter would know how to get to the platform. The rumors that she looked just like her mother proved to be true, and Severus Snape was glad he showed up to help her.

As his cousin waves at him from the window of her train compartment, Dudley notices another girl with bright red hair standing on the platform. The girl is saying goodbye to several older siblings, but doesn’t appear to be boarding herself. Once all of her siblings board the train, he introduces himself and asks her if saying goodbye ever gets easier. She tells him that it doesn’t get easier, really, but that you get used to it. Besides, there are always letters.

Although the girl is sorted into Gryffindor, Severus Snape looks after her from afar. He catches onto Professor Quirrell’s scheme early on, and is determined to protect the little girl from meeting the same fate her mother met. Throughout the year, he watches her from a distance, and the Gryffindors notice early on that he seems to go easier on her than he does the other students not in his house. This is beneficial for them, as she has inherited not only her father’s eyes, but also his mischievous nature, and she’s constantly getting into trouble with her friends. The Weasley twins take her under their wing almost immediately, noticing someone with an eye for pranks that they deem almost as good as their own.

A few weeks into the school year, an owl arrives at Dudley’s window. The bird is carrying two letters, one for someone called Ron Weasley, and one for Dudley. “Hi Dudley,” the letter reads. “Mum mentioned that muggles don’t use the owl post, so I thought I’d send Errol to you first in case you wanted to send a letter to your sister. Just attach your letter to Ron’s, and Errol will drop it off for her! Sincerely, Ginny Weasley.” Dudley is delighted, and quickly pens two letters, the second one a thank you to Ginny for thinking of him. Soon after, a reply from Ginny comes with some other helpful tips to teach Dudley about the magical world, and a postscript from her father with a few questions about the muggle world. The two become pen pals, and when Vernon learns what has been happening, he makes his way back to Diagon Alley immediately to buy an owl for each of his children. No child of his will be relying on charity from strangers.

After it’s announced that the Gryffindor quidditch team has a new seeker, Severus Snape takes the time inform the excited child that while her father was also a talented quidditch player, she should make sure to focus on her mother’s talents as well. He offers to give her private lessons in any subject she’s interested in, telling her that he gave her mother the same crash course into the world of magic when they were children. She takes him up on this, and soon after Draco Malfoy begins spreading rumors that the Potter girl only makes good marks because Professor Snape feels sorry for her being an orphan. Hermione Granger fiercely defends her best friend against these rumors; the two girls have spent many nights in the library, eagerly sharing their findings with each other as they try to navigate this new world together.

During Gryffindor’s first match of the year, Hermione sees her best friend struggling to stay on a broom that seems to have a mind of it’s own. She scans the crowd, and while she notices Professor Snape maintaining eye contact and seeming to mutter something, she knows that there’s no way he would do anything to hurt his favorite pupil, so she continues scanning until she notices Professor Quirrell doing the same. She lights his cape on fire, breaking his concentration, and Gryffindor goes on to win the match. As they study in the library that night, Hermione mentions what she saw, and in the next private tutoring session Professor Snape tells his star pupil that she shouldn’t worry, because he’s going to see to it that she’s kept safe.

At Christmas, the family receives presents unlike any they’ve seen. The children spend the morning chasing chocolate frogs around the living room, and the whole family laughs when Vernon tastes a lemon jellybean that ends up actually being rotten egg. He pretends to be annoyed, but secretly he’s just happy to have his whole family together. Petunia tears up when her niece shows her a book of photographs that Professor Snape has helped her assemble. The photos, which move, are of Lily throughout her years in school. Some of them are even in their neighborhood and include Petunia, and she finally remembers where she recognizes the man from the train station from. Petunia remembers Lily telling stories of Severus turning dark as he grew older, and while she worries, she decides that a man who has helped a little girl fit into a new world and learn about her parents must not be the same man from her sister’s stories, and perhaps Lily’s death changed him the way it changed her.

After school resumes, Petunia sends a letter to Professor Snape along with her usual weekly letter. The letter thanks him for taking her niece under her wing, telling him that while she had often shared stories of Lily as a child, she didn’t know as much about her sister once she began attending Hogwarts, and she was glad the child was now able to fill in the gaps. One of her biggest regrets in life was not making up with Lily before she died; she’d never imagined Lily would die so young. Severus responds saying that he knew Lily had forgiven her, even if the two had never had a chance to make up, and through their conversations in the weeks following the two are able to grieve Lily more thoroughly together, which proves healthy for them both. It’s only after these exchanges that Professor Snape is able to start seeing Lily’s daughter for the individual she is, and not just as a replica of her mother. This brings another layer to their relationship, and his love for her becomes more genuine and paternal, and less like the lost love he used to believe Lily was.

When Hermione Granger comes to Professor Snape saying that she believes Professor Quirrell is going to go after the philosopher’s stone, he is only momentarily surprised that she knows about the stone. She’s always been bright, so it shouldn’t come as any great shock that the girl who spends most of her nights in the library has figured this out. When he asks who else knows, she says that of course they figured it out together, but that her best friend doesn’t know that she’s coming to him now. Hermione is scared, and she knows that Professor Snape will do anything to protect his favorite student. She’s not wrong, and Professor Snape instructs Hermione Granger to do what she needs to do to keep her best friend in the Gryffindor tower for the night.

Hermione obeys, and the children are only slightly less shocked than the rest of their schoolmates when they learn the next day that Professor Quirrell has left early. This shock is quickly replaced by the announcement that Gryffindor has won the house cup for the first time in years. No one is surprised: over the year Professor Snape seems to have lost the favoritism that has won Slytherin the cup since he began teaching, and with things more fair the Gryffindors are easily able to earn the most points.

As the school year ends, the daughter of James and Lily Potter can’t wait to see her family again. On the train ride back to King’s Cross, she promises to keep in touch with all of her friends over the summer, and there is no doubt in her mind that those promises will be kept. The biggest surprise will be when she learns that Dudley and his pen pal Ginny have already cooked up a scheme to get the families together over the summer. Petunia is already working on planning a trip for her niece’s twelfth birthday, and when the Dursleys reached out to the Grangers to invite their niece’s best friends, Vernon was pleased to learn that they were dentists and all-around respectable people to spend time with. When the Grangers tell the Dursleys what their daughter told them about how Professor Snape averted disaster and protected her best friend from Voldemort, they are delighted to know that their niece has a protector even when they can’t be with her. With that in mind, they decide that they made the right decision in sending her to Hogwarts after all.

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