i am SICK and TIRED of all these people who don’t see why lucy would have any interest in arthur or dr. seward “when quincey is right there”

like yeah, quincey morris is a cowboy, he’s funny, he’s a respectful gun-totin’ slang-spoutin’ king, he kills the vampire, and we love him

BUT

arthur holmwood is a nice guy who gets along with her mother and takes her out to concerts, and he’s tall and mega-rich AND he has floppy brown hair

and jack seward is an excellent conversationalist who’s literally running his own lunatic asylum at 29 (and doing a really good job of it too?? like he treats his patients very well for it being the 1890s??)

each one of them is an absolute KING and it is COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE to be tormented by the mere prospect of needing to choose only one