Hey I’m gonna try and get into the fast and furious movies, are there any that I shouldn’t bother with? Cause I know there’s a lot
This first one got intense all of a sudden with Vince hanging off the truck and then Jesse getting shot
I’m glad I get to see Brian again but I was expecting more vin diesel considering the series I’m watching
Anyway Brian is bisexual I decided
That was a very nice sequel, sequels usually aren’t that great
btw im watching in timeline order, even the little short things between movies
im on fast & furious (2009) now and im excited to see brian and dom reunite
Dom is a gentle dom if you know what i mean ;)
why is brian wearing a suit and chasing a guy? did brian go back to being a cop after he got his record cleared?
holy shit he’s a fed! that is one interesting resume I’ll tell you that
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN LETTY IS DEAD
KILLING OFF THE GIRLFRIEND IS A BULLSHIT WAY TO GET DOM BACK TO AMERICA, WTF, I LOVED LETTY
i ship brian and dom tbh but im not one of those people who hates the girl ‘in the way’ or whatever, i am genuinely pissed that letty is dead
im still upset about letty but if brian becomes a criminal again im gonna laugh my ass off
i was really expecting dom and brian to tie in the race to be part of bragas crew
FBI: slow down brian Brian: *immediately speeds up*
brian let dom go in the first movie because he was hypnotized by those muscles and having a bi crises
FBI: bring in toretto Brian: lol no
Brian: listen, i have a plan to stop the bad guy, but you gotta let my boy friend, another bad guy, go free FBI: goddammit Brian
Brian: the law has dissapointed me, i will now go with my boyfriend to once again become a Car Criminal™
Brian: *starts kissing Mia* Me: well siblings gotta learn to share eventually
Dom: here you go babe, i know you wanna arrest braga so i wont shoot him, but you gotta let me go kill fenix ok? Brian: sure thing babe, have fun :)
Braga: just stop the car Me: lol are you kidding? Brian OBVIOUSLY gets off on danger and adrenaline, literally, like, for real
Dom: *sentenced to life without parole* Brian: well shit now i really DO gotta become a Car Criminal™ again to get my boyfriend free
fast and furious (2009) was my favorite so far just sayin. now im on to fast five
hey, vince is back!
mia is pregnant! that will definitely come back in some dramatic way later
Mia: hey, bro, listen, im kinda… pregnant with your boyfriends kid Dom: im gonna be an uncle! Brian: this kid is gonna have a WEIRD childhood
Brian: listen, Dom, I know I just survived jumping off a train and onto your car, but I have a MASSIVE boner right now Dom: yeah babe, i know what danger and adrenaline does to you ;)
oh dang, i paused to update this too soon, they’re falling into the water!!! man, Brian is gonna blow in his pants at this rate
oh god now they’re cHAINED UP is this a fast and furious movie or is Brian just having a sex dream
hey i didn’t know The Rock was in this!
i loved that little group hug after mia told them about the about the baby, it was so good and pure
Dom: this is gonna be our last job
Me, looking at how many more movies there are:
awww, Dom let Brian win :3c
while im glad vince is back, im worried thats hes gonna betray them. not in a mean way, but in a protecting his family way
they really gonna try and make me think that Dom killed The Rock? lol nah son, i was not surprised AT ALL when the reveal shot showed a shocked Rock and a hole in the concrete next to his head
The Rock is not having a fun time watching his men die and Im crying but i know that the fast and furious crew are gonna help him out when i unpause
i had to look it up real quick because i just couldnt process calling The Rock anything but The Rock, but apparently the characters name is Luke Hobbs Anyway Luke and Dom need to make sweet muscly love I feel like the movie is also trying to push Dom and the cop girl together so I guess she can get in on that too. Idk if Brian would want to get with cop girl and Luke though, maybe just watch while they have fun with Dom, then he’d go back to Mia and massage her feet because they’ve been swelling up because of the pregnancy
I SWEAR TO GOD, IF VINCE DIES I WILL THROW A FUCKING FIT
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luke: i will now do criminal things because a handsome criminal man saved my life FBI: what the fuck is with this Dom guy and making our people fall in love with him
lets just drag a giant safe behind us down the road, no big deal
lol Luke just killed that son of a bitch like it was nothing
lol of course they switched the safes
you know what? i ship Rome and Tej
time for fast and furious 6
LETTYS ALIVE?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
im so glad Mia encouraged Brian and Dom to go, i was worried there was gonna be secrecy and drama
i really thought i could get through this one before having to go to bed but im about to fall over in my chair i’ll get back to this later
Ok I’m back and LETTY FUCKING SHOT DOM
When I wanted her to be alive this is not what I had in mind
I want Gisele to do her “he’s a man I got this” thing but it doesn’t work cause he’s gay
Of course Bragas involved
Rome and Han got they asses kicked lol
BRIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I’m sure most people watching these movies really appreciate the scantily clad women but I’m more interested in they’re cute outfits lol
Letty please remember, you’re killing me here
Dom: Letty you’re my girlfriend
Letty: what about those guys?
Dom: Brian and Luke? Yeah they’re my boyfriends. Also Brian is married to my sister and they have a kid
Letty: what the fuck
I’m so glad Brian got back in time for the climax
A fucking tank, really?
Shaw just took out a bridge, like how fucking extra
Listen I’m glad Letty survived but that catch was bullshit
I fucking knew that bitch was the inside man
Anyway Luke teaming up with them again despite the military saying no officially makes him part of the family in my opinion
That flying headbut was the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen
Letty: wrong team bitch! *shoots bitch out of plane*
Me, crying: I’m so proud
I swear to god, if Gisele just died
Who would win, a giant fucking plane or some cars
They got the old house back!
I’m so glad Letty is back but did Gisele really have to fucking die
Anyway time for Tokyo Drift
WAIT THERE WAS MORE AND HAN GOT FUCKED UP BY SOME ASSHOLE???? Now I REALLY have to watch Tokyo Drift!!
It’s starting out at a highschool?????
These kids stupid
This bitch really sent her kid away to Tokyo without her
Lol this boy has to go to school in Japan and doesn’t know a lick of Japanese
Love how this kid just immediately finds the Tokyo street car scene
This boy don’t know how to Drift how he gonna win
Boy ruined Hans ride
This boys southern drawl is really throwing me off with nearly everyone else speaking Japanese
DK is a prick
So Hans car blew up but is he dead? If he’s dead I’m gonna have a problem
Lol boys dad coming in clutch with that gun
HIS DAD LET HIM TAKE THE CAR TO FIX IT UP FOR THE RACE!!!!!
Dom coming in right at the end there. On to the next one!
Who the fuck is this guy, who’s his brother in the hospital bed, and why does he have Doms cross
Letty still don’t remember anything :(
She just had a panic attack :0
Lol Brian has no idea how to work a minivan
What the FUCK Letty you ain’t gonna find SHIT by leaving
Wait is the guy in the hospital Shaw?
Mia’s pregnant again!!
The house just exploded
Luke is a dad!?!?!?!??
TELL 👏BRIAN👏ABOUT👏THE👏NEW👏BABY👏
Damn Mr. Nobody is on point
Hey, Lettys back again!
Lol they fucking knew Rome was gonna pussy out
Anyway I feel like the cars parachuting down is a little impossible
Brian don’t fall off the cliff, don’t fall off the cliff Brian
Ohhh my god that was close
That part where Mia said Brian misses the bullets? Fucking proof right there that he gets off on nearly dying all the damn time
Dom purposely driving off the cliff? Proof that Dom gets off on it too
I already love the new girl. When she called Dom and Letty ‘Alpha and Mrs. Alpha’ made me think of Omegaverse shit and now I’m gonna have to come up with designations for everyone though lol
Dom just fucking lifted that car
Dom just casually smashing through a skyscraper and landing in another one and then fucking doing it AGAIN Jesus Christ
I don’t trust Mr. Nobody :/
Changed my mind Mr. Nobody is pretty cool
“One last ride” are you sure about that?
Did Luke just fucking FLEX his cast off
Dom: *stares down helicopter*
Luke: don’t worry bb I got you
Dom just fucking launched his car at the helicopter
Shit Letty and Dom got married??
Happy family time on the beach 💕
This movie really gonna end on a shippy YouTube video???? I’m crying
Anyway on to the final one
The fuck was on that phone
I am anxious af this bitch wants Dom to betray his family and he actually gonna do it I’m already crying I know there’s going Conflict™ within the family’s
Here it is. Here’s me crying. I’m gone. I’ve died.
Luke just fucking snapped those cuffs and lifted that guy like it was nothing lol
Luke and Shaw v2 is my new ship
Awesome prison fight happening rn
DOM GIVE THEM A FUCKING SIGNAL THAT YOURE DOING THIS AGAINST YOUR WILL
THIS BLONDE FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE HER!!!!!!! IVE NEVER ACTIVELY HATED ANYONE IN THIS SERIES BEFORE BUT!!!!!!!! THIS!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!! IM GONNA FUCKING RIP HER THROAT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit Dom had a kid with Elena! And this fucking bitch kidnapped them! No wonder this fucking bitch got Dom to work for her
This is the problem with technology these days, everything can be hacked
THIS GODDAMN BLOND FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rome took out four guys on snowmobiles at once, not bad
The Shaw brothers coming in clutch!
I like momma Shaw, she’s fun
Big bro Shaw carrying a baby listening to Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas songs while fighting bad guys is one hell of a visual
Lol Dom just led a heat seeking missile at the bitch’s submarine
THE FUCKING BITCH GOT AWAY!!!!
Ah, that good good end of movie family bbq
HE NAMED HIS BOY BRIAN IM DEAD
That was such a good series
The end guys!
I love this💖💖💖
This is so great!!!!
I really have to watch the "fast and furious" movies I haven't seen yet!!!