This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

Aliens wouldn't want us in Starfleet because this video makes them think all humans are bastards (joking) who only let the teabags sit in the water for 30 seconds (or worse, even less) instead of the normal 2 (white tea) to 8 (fruit and herb teas) minutes. (and Picard as a tea lover surely would agree!!)

i think its really funny how in TNG they tried to make picard a paragon of masculinity but they did so by like, the ideals of masculinity from like the 1400s. he is celibate, he is an intellectual who loves to read, rides horses and is bald. he’s like the perfect virtuous man from medieval times but instead hes driving a spaceship in a world where everyone is horny and wants to fuck 24/7 

It’s that time of the year again :)

#insulted #picardisnotamused

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

This is my new favorite thing. Ever.

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(TNG theme song plays.) (Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts:) You motherfuckers are gonna kill all my lilies! (Stewart shoots guns twice) Pest control! (TNG theme song plays again)

Tea. Earl Grey. Decaf.

Picard!!!

Patrick Stewart talking to Variety about getting older with Picard.

Star Trek: Picard | NYCC Trailer

It’s that time of the year again :)

This is amazing, omg, how have I never seen this before??? 💓💓💓

Director Patrick Stewart chats with Brent Spiner during the filming of “A Fistful of Datas”.

Ranking the TNG crew solely on how likely they are to fuck their clone

7. Picard. Not only would NOT fuck his clone but would admonish anybody that was trying to. He’s not generally anti horny rights but he is in specific situation where too many Shenanigans are involved. This makes him a great foil to Q.

6. Worf. Is a little weirded out by others wanting to fuck their clones when you can FIGHT your clone!! That’s the ultimate battle, PLUS it lets you outwardly deal with some of your inner turmoil. Thinks that anyone who choses fuck over fight is a coward and a fool. The fighting CAN be interlaced with a bit of eroticism but that’s not the POINT of it. 

5. Data. It’s not that he’s fundamentally against fucking clones or even specifically his own clone, but there’s enough bad associations with Lore that he generally avoids people with the same face as him.

4. Geordi. Is completely neutral on clone fucking. Not against it, not for it, whether or not he would fuck his own clone would depend on the circumstance really. No matter what would get permission from Data, his husband, first.

3. Bev Crusher. She’s a Milf and she knows it. She’s not gonna actively seek out out fucking her clone but she sure as hell isn’t gonna avoid the oppurtunity if it comes up. Scientific curiosity would drive her to do it, let ALONE her inherent sexiness.

2.Deanna Troi: *Deanna troi voice* personally clone fucking has always been a fantasy of mine

1. Riker: Clone fucking is Riker’s end all be all. He specifically joined Starfleet because he heard that all sorts of messy nonsense happens on the Enterprise (he read a LOT of Kirk’s personal logs) and figured getting on that ship was the best way to shoot his shot. As soon as he gets to properly fuck one or more of his clones he can die a happy man according to me just now. 

Bonus: Q. Has fucked his clone, will fuck his clone, can fuck his clone again. Will provide other’s clone to fuck because that’s how pro clone fucking he is. Is pro horny rights SPECIFICALLY when there’s too many Shenanigans involved, making him a perfect lover foil to Picard.

(Source mistakekindnessforblindness)

why is no one talking about this

It is in the nature of Monarchs to klingon to power

A+++ pun right there 😂