A black and white line art comic with multiple panels containing text and images.
Text: I have been hired to clean The Wizard Tower.
Image: a huge wizard tower with multiple storeys and windows and balconies towers above the neighbouring houses. A young woman with tied back hair stands outside looking up at it. An inset image shows her face.
Text: Floor 1. Full of bones.
Image: the woman walks through a door into a room containing several skeletons and skulls of different creatures. Some are on shelves, some are hanging. There is a human skeleton on the floor. The woman says, “Oh geez.” She opens a cupboard and loads of bones fall out.
Text: Floor 2. Infested with spirits.
Image: the woman covers her mouth with a cloth as she sprays some kind of cleaning product at the humanoid dark spirits.
Text: Floor 3. The room of a lonely ghost.
Image: the woman is vacuuming what looks like a normal room but a ghost of the white sheet variety is following her saying, “Ooooo gimme a kiss.” The woman says, “No.”
Text: Floor 4. The library.
Image: a room with wall to ceiling shelves full of books. Several books have formed a levitating snake like shape with a bookmark for a tongue. The book snake says, “… Read … usssssss!” An inset box shows the woman’s incredulous expression. The books fly at her with a whump. She says, “Ok ok. One at a time.” She is sat in a chair reading a book while the other piled up books say, “me. Now me. Now me.” She tells them to ,“Shush” and they shut up.
Text: Floor 5. A … Greenhouse?
Image: by the wall is a small green house. It’s just a house that is green.
Text: Floor 6. The kitchen. The scraps of food have turned into a zombie.
Image: the woman cries, “aaaaaa…” as she uses her broom to defend against the zombie going, “uuuuuu mmmmm.”
Text: Floor 7. A perfectly normal bathroom.
Image: the woman looks surprised as she stares at the perfectly normal bathroom.
Text: Floor 8. A room full of mismatched socks.
Image: The woman is sat cross-legged on the floor next to a huge pile of socks about as tall as her. She picks one up and says, “Any of you match to this one?” A matching sock lands across her eyes with a smack sound. She says, “Thanks.”
Text: Floor 9. A hedge maze???
Image: She looks at the seemingly never ending maze with an exclamation mark above her head.
Image: there’s a “vrrrrr” sound as she’s tackling it with an electric hedge trimmer.
Text: Floor 10. A freeloading harpie.
Image: a naked, long haired being with wings and claws and feathered legs is sat on a sofa eating and drinking a McDonald’s meal and watching a flat screen TV. The woman says, “Do you even pay rent?” The harpie says, “hah??”
Text: Floor 11. There is a failed cleaning spell that can only clean one spot.
Image: As the woman mops the rest of the floor, a glove cleans one spot with a cloth. The woman says, “Good job, buddy.”
Image: the woman walks into an almost empty room with very tall windows and an extremely ornate tiled floor. There are some lanterns suspended from the ceiling. There is one table not quite in the centre of the room with something on it. It’s an envelope that says, “To the housekeeper” and has a love heart on it. She opens it. A cloud of something goes “poof” in her face. She’s now wearing a buttoned blouse, a short cape and wizard hat and her hair is loose. She says, “huh?” as she reads the letter. The letter reads, “Thank you for cleaning this tower. It’s yours now! You’re the new wizard.”
Image: the top of the tower from the outside with a speech bubble that says, “What??”
