if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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What some of y'all don't understand is speeding can literally be a coping mechanism for some people. /end ID]

[ID: a picture from the movie franchise "Fast and Furious" showing Dominic Toretto, holding a Corona beer bottle. He has a cropped speech bubble over his head, as if he said the above sentence. /end ID].

The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Right here, right now.

just remembered last summer when one of our old lady neighbors realized i was on testosterone and asked me if i liked cars and when i said no she was like “oh haha you will”

hormone that makes you like cars

Hey I’m gonna try and get into the fast and furious movies, are there any that I shouldn’t bother with? Cause I know there’s a lot

This first one got intense all of a sudden with Vince hanging off the truck and then Jesse getting shot

I’m glad I get to see Brian again but I was expecting more vin diesel considering the series I’m watching

Anyway Brian is bisexual I decided

That was a very nice sequel, sequels usually aren’t that great

btw im watching in timeline order, even the little short things between movies

im on fast & furious (2009) now and im excited to see brian and dom reunite

Dom is a gentle dom if you know what i mean ;)

why is brian wearing a suit and chasing a guy? did brian go back to being a cop after he got his record cleared?

holy shit he’s a fed! that is one interesting resume I’ll tell you that

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN LETTY IS DEAD

KILLING OFF THE GIRLFRIEND IS A BULLSHIT WAY TO GET DOM BACK TO AMERICA, WTF, I LOVED LETTY

i ship brian and dom tbh but im not one of those people who hates the girl ‘in the way’ or whatever, i am genuinely pissed that letty is dead

im still upset about letty but if brian becomes a criminal again im gonna laugh my ass off

i was really expecting dom and brian to tie in the race to be part of bragas crew

FBI: slow down brian Brian: *immediately speeds up*

brian let dom go in the first movie because he was hypnotized by those muscles and having a bi crises

FBI: bring in toretto Brian: lol no

Brian: listen, i have a plan to stop the bad guy, but you gotta let my boy friend, another bad guy, go free FBI: goddammit Brian

Brian: the law has dissapointed me, i will now go with my boyfriend to once again become a Car Criminal™

Brian: *starts kissing Mia* Me: well siblings gotta learn to share eventually

Dom: here you go babe, i know you wanna arrest braga so i wont shoot him, but you gotta let me go kill fenix ok? Brian: sure thing babe, have fun :)

Braga: just stop the car Me: lol are you kidding? Brian OBVIOUSLY gets off on danger and adrenaline, literally, like, for real

Dom: *sentenced to life without parole* Brian: well shit now i really DO gotta become a Car Criminal™ again to get my boyfriend free

fast and furious (2009) was my favorite so far just sayin. now im on to fast five

hey, vince is back!

mia is pregnant! that will definitely come back in some dramatic way later

Mia: hey, bro, listen, im kinda… pregnant with your boyfriends kid Dom: im gonna be an uncle! Brian: this kid is gonna have a WEIRD childhood

Brian: listen, Dom, I know I just survived jumping off a train and onto your car, but I have a MASSIVE boner right now Dom: yeah babe, i know what danger and adrenaline does to you ;)

oh dang, i paused to update this too soon, they’re falling into the water!!! man, Brian is gonna blow in his pants at this rate

oh god now they’re cHAINED UP is this a fast and furious movie or is Brian just having a sex dream

hey i didn’t know The Rock was in this!

i loved that little group hug after mia told them about the about the baby, it was so good and pure

Dom: this is gonna be our last job

Me, looking at how many more movies there are: 

awww, Dom let Brian win :3c

while im glad vince is back, im worried thats hes gonna betray them. not in a mean way, but in a protecting his family way

they really gonna try and make me think that Dom killed The Rock? lol nah son, i was not surprised AT ALL when the reveal shot showed a shocked Rock and a hole in the concrete next to his head

The Rock is not having a fun time watching his men die and Im crying but i know that the fast and furious crew are gonna help him out when i unpause

i had to look it up real quick because i just couldnt process calling The Rock anything but The Rock, but apparently the characters name is Luke Hobbs Anyway Luke and Dom need to make sweet muscly love I feel like the movie is also trying to push Dom and the cop girl together so I guess she can get in on that too. Idk if Brian would want to get with cop girl and Luke though, maybe just watch while they have fun with Dom, then he’d go back to Mia and massage her feet because they’ve been swelling up because of the pregnancy

I SWEAR TO GOD, IF VINCE DIES I WILL THROW A FUCKING FIT

WHAT IN THE GODDAMN FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luke: i will now do criminal things because a handsome criminal man saved my life FBI: what the fuck is with this Dom guy and making our people fall in love with him

lets just drag a giant safe behind us down the road, no big deal

lol Luke just killed that son of a bitch like it was nothing

lol of course they switched the safes

you know what? i ship Rome and Tej

time for fast and furious 6

LETTYS ALIVE?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

im so glad Mia encouraged Brian and Dom to go, i was worried there was gonna be secrecy and drama

i really thought i could get through this one before having to go to bed but im about to fall over in my chair i’ll get back to this later

Ok I’m back and LETTY FUCKING SHOT DOM

When I wanted her to be alive this is not what I had in mind

I want Gisele to do her “he’s a man I got this” thing but it doesn’t work cause he’s gay

Of course Bragas involved

Rome and Han got they asses kicked lol

BRIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I’m sure most people watching these movies really appreciate the scantily clad women but I’m more interested in they’re cute outfits lol

Letty please remember, you’re killing me here

Dom: Letty you’re my girlfriend

Letty: what about those guys?

Dom: Brian and Luke? Yeah they’re my boyfriends. Also Brian is married to my sister and they have a kid

Letty: what the fuck

I’m so glad Brian got back in time for the climax

A fucking tank, really?

Shaw just took out a bridge, like how fucking extra

Listen I’m glad Letty survived but that catch was bullshit

I fucking knew that bitch was the inside man

Anyway Luke teaming up with them again despite the military saying no officially makes him part of the family in my opinion

That flying headbut was the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen

Letty: wrong team bitch! *shoots bitch out of plane*

Me, crying: I’m so proud

I swear to god, if Gisele just died

Who would win, a giant fucking plane or some cars

They got the old house back!

I’m so glad Letty is back but did Gisele really have to fucking die

Anyway time for Tokyo Drift

WAIT THERE WAS MORE AND HAN GOT FUCKED UP BY SOME ASSHOLE???? Now I REALLY have to watch Tokyo Drift!!

It’s starting out at a highschool?????

These kids stupid

This bitch really sent her kid away to Tokyo without her

Lol this boy has to go to school in Japan and doesn’t know a lick of Japanese

Love how this kid just immediately finds the Tokyo street car scene

This boy don’t know how to Drift how he gonna win

Boy ruined Hans ride

This boys southern drawl is really throwing me off with nearly everyone else speaking Japanese

DK is a prick

So Hans car blew up but is he dead? If he’s dead I’m gonna have a problem

Lol boys dad coming in clutch with that gun

HIS DAD LET HIM TAKE THE CAR TO FIX IT UP FOR THE RACE!!!!!

Dom coming in right at the end there. On to the next one!

Who the fuck is this guy, who’s his brother in the hospital bed, and why does he have Doms cross

Letty still don’t remember anything :(

She just had a panic attack :0

Lol Brian has no idea how to work a minivan

What the FUCK Letty you ain’t gonna find SHIT by leaving

Wait is the guy in the hospital Shaw?

Mia’s pregnant again!!

The house just exploded

Luke is a dad!?!?!?!??

TELL 👏BRIAN👏ABOUT👏THE👏NEW👏BABY👏

Damn Mr. Nobody is on point

Hey, Lettys back again!

Lol they fucking knew Rome was gonna pussy out

Anyway I feel like the cars parachuting down is a little impossible

Brian don’t fall off the cliff, don’t fall off the cliff Brian

Ohhh my god that was close

That part where Mia said Brian misses the bullets? Fucking proof right there that he gets off on nearly dying all the damn time

Dom purposely driving off the cliff? Proof that Dom gets off on it too

I already love the new girl. When she called Dom and Letty ‘Alpha and Mrs. Alpha’ made me think of Omegaverse shit and now I’m gonna have to come up with designations for everyone though lol

Dom just fucking lifted that car

Dom just casually smashing through a skyscraper and landing in another one and then fucking doing it AGAIN Jesus Christ

I don’t trust Mr. Nobody :/

Changed my mind Mr. Nobody is pretty cool

“One last ride” are you sure about that?

Did Luke just fucking FLEX his cast off

Dom: *stares down helicopter*

Luke: don’t worry bb I got you

Dom just fucking launched his car at the helicopter

Shit Letty and Dom got married??

Happy family time on the beach 💕

This movie really gonna end on a shippy YouTube video???? I’m crying

Anyway on to the final one

The fuck was on that phone

I am anxious af this bitch wants Dom to betray his family and he actually gonna do it I’m already crying I know there’s going Conflict™ within the family’s

Here it is. Here’s me crying. I’m gone. I’ve died.

Luke just fucking snapped those cuffs and lifted that guy like it was nothing lol

Luke and Shaw v2 is my new ship

Awesome prison fight happening rn

DOM GIVE THEM A FUCKING SIGNAL THAT YOURE DOING THIS AGAINST YOUR WILL

THIS BLONDE FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE HER!!!!!!! IVE NEVER ACTIVELY HATED ANYONE IN THIS SERIES BEFORE BUT!!!!!!!! THIS!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!! IM GONNA FUCKING RIP HER THROAT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit Dom had a kid with Elena! And this fucking bitch kidnapped them! No wonder this fucking bitch got Dom to work for her

This is the problem with technology these days, everything can be hacked

THIS GODDAMN BLOND FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rome took out four guys on snowmobiles at once, not bad

The Shaw brothers coming in clutch!

I like momma Shaw, she’s fun

Big bro Shaw carrying a baby listening to Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas songs while fighting bad guys is one hell of a visual

Lol Dom just led a heat seeking missile at the bitch’s submarine

THE FUCKING BITCH GOT AWAY!!!!

Ah, that good good end of movie family bbq

HE NAMED HIS BOY BRIAN IM DEAD

That was such a good series

The end guys!

I love this💖💖💖

This is so great!!!!

I really have to watch the "fast and furious" movies I haven't seen yet!!!

I see the parallels 💖🏳️‍🌈💖