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[image description: a 3-way venn diagram between deadpool, eddie brock/venom, and spiderman (the photo used is andrew garfield). The intersection between deadpool and eddie is “constantly arguing with the voices in their head”. Deadpool and spiderman both have a read suit, and spiderman and venom both have a spider symbol. All three of them are queer, which is written in rainbow font. End ID]
[image description: a 3-way venn diagram between deadpool, eddie brock/venom, and spiderman (the photo used is andrew garfield). The intersection between deadpool and eddie is “constantly arguing with the voices in their head”. Deadpool and spiderman both have a read suit, and spiderman and venom both have a spider symbol. All three of them are queer, which is written in rainbow font. End ID]
he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen
[ID: three gifs from the movie "Deadpool", showing Wade Wilson aka Deadpool, a white man with burn-like scars on his skin, wearing a blue pullover and a colourful baseball cap, and Blind Al, an old black woman with grey hair and sunglasses, wearing a purple pullover, in a laundry shop. The first gif shows Wade, trying to draw over a blood stain on a pullover with a pen. The second gif shows Blind Al, sorting her laundry, saying: "Seltzer water and lemon for blood. Or wear red, dumbass". The third gif shows Wade, looking thoughful, his eyes going from left to right, the red pen still in his hand. /end ID].
Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.
This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.
Deadpool is not straight
Deadpool is not gay
Deadpool is not bi
Or he is all of the above
Hes canon Pan. Its been stated that comic deadpool is canon pan and so is he in the movie
Get off my post lmfao
“or he’s all of the above”
Don’t pan cover all the bases???
Deadpools sexuality goes beyond that though… Pan isnt the right word. Hell fuck anything. He hooks up with aliens and no humanoids and everything in between. He’s married to a shape shifting demon queen who doesn’t have a defined form.
Deadpools sexuality isn’t exactly defineable.
HES FUCKING PAN. THE CREATORS SAID HES PAN. WHY IS EVERYONE IN DENIAL ABOUT THIS. RICK SANCHEZ IS PAN TOO AND HE FUCKS PLENTY OF ALIENS. JESUS CHRIST ON TOAST GUYS
just bc it could work doesn’t mean it should have to. when disney bought fox, they knew what they were getting. deadpool is a franchise with two r rated predecessors and disney trying to keep their family friendly image while owning it is a big example of “maybe you shouldn’t have bought it”. not to mention the fact that we already would have had deadpool 3 bc 21st century (as a smaller movie house) considered it a priority. for disney, it’s just another notch on the bed post
ok while I’m here (and by no circumstance am I saying xmcu deadpool was perfect nor was 21st century) BUT
-deadpool flirted with men and women on screen
-negasonic teenage warhead (main character in both films) was a canon lesbian with a girlfriend
-a maori teen was cast as a villain that was white in the comics then given a redemption arc/mentioned the emotional trauma of the foster system
-deadpool shot a p*dophile
-josh brolin had a lil crush on ryan reynolds and I know in my heart 100% would have kissed him on camera
-domino was a superhero with vitiligo
if disney won’t even honor the precedent set by TWO r rated films prior to #3 well.........I don’t think that’s a good sign
If it helps, Ryan Reynolds is just as pissed as we are and the pg-13 Disney approved version probably would have been filmed by now if it weren't for him raising absolute hell and refusing to cooperate.
Keep on delaying the movie, king. We'll wait.
ryan reynolds put his whole pussy into not only making deadpool happen but also getting the tone right. he busted his ass to get it made and do it justice. and it PAID OFF. both films were awesome, and it was literally because of how crude/crass/whatever they were.
ryan reynolds IS deadpool and disney thinks they can fuck him over? ryan, babe, just burn disney to the ground. we support you, king.
The way the media has been treating Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin’s dynamic during the Deadpool 2 promotion tour is giving me an insight into how all these homophobic fanboys can look past how blatantly queer the film is:
They think it’s all a fucking joke.
Josh Brolin has said repeatedly that he’s had a crush on Ryan Reynolds for a long time. That he admires him, that he finds him attractive, that his feelings for Ryan are complicated and unrequited but real.
And yet all I’m seeing are articles and youtube compilations about Josh’s “hilarious” “man crush” and how “funny” it is every time Josh talks about Ryan or they interact.
And I would suspect it was intentionally meant to be part joking and part queerbaiting for the purpose of fanning the movie’s hype except that:
And this audience attitude is the same one that allows Deadpool to come onto Colossus with the exact same context and tone he came onto Vanessa in the first film, and still lets straight fuckboys think it’s a joke.
It’s why Cable and Deadpool can explicitly flirt, and even have Cable do something as hugely self-sacrificing and romantic for the other man as he does, but there will still be people hypothesising that their strong connection is because Cable’s wife is Deadpool’s daughter or something.
At first I was annoyed that the film was too chicken to end with the two characters getting together, even though (without spoiling it for you) it wouldn’t have felt quite right for the plot so soon.
But now I’m suspecting that even if we’d had a passionate, candle-lit sex scene between Cable and Deadpool, these douchebags would still think it was some hilarious joke.
The franchise can capitalise on that homophobia to get more queerness into the movies, and to be honest it probably already has.
But I’m doubtful that they can do anything that’ll get through the thick skulls of these fuckboy-fanboys.
[edit: i put sources and gifs in my first reblog]
Like… did they not read the comics? Cable and Deadpool were canonically a couple. For, like, years. Ugh, fake fans.
“I never want to play another comic book character again. Deadpool, I would like to play for the rest of my life – that’d be fun.” - Ryan Reynolds 🎭
I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt… Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.
They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthur’s face. Worth it.
Reynolds paid it himself, out of pocket. It didn’t come from the budget. He talked with Bea’s sons and they agreed to it for a donation to Bea’s favorite charity. ☺️
I did not know that. That’s so much better than I could have imagined.
(From Deadpool 2.)
Ryan was really dedicated to these films.
still thinking about Wade wearing Nate’s tshirts U_U
Deadpool has started development
Deadpool has started development
Deadpool has started development
Deadpool has started development
honestly my favorite part about ryan reynolds voicing detective pikachu is that he could theoretically yell “PIKA PIKA MOTHERFUCKERS” at the top of his lungs in the next deadpool movie and it would make sense
DEADPOOL 2 (2018).
Kinky ^^
peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy
but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold
The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.
Pretty sure I’ve read this comic
@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even
I am sorry Cable looks like that
Don’t you dare apologize for perfection.
Pan Deadpool for anon!
