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Two Poirots converse while three other Poirots tend to their unique agricultural endeavors.

A silly little AU concept returns.

With @john-deco's permission, I'm adding a little domestic scene to the "Vegetable Marrows AU": Suchet's Poirot and Branagh's Poirot are tending to the garden and everything is going well, until THERE IS A SLUG, oh no! Suchet's Poirot has some advice on keeping pests away from their prized vegetables:

Different Poirots retiring together and trying out new hobbies (with varying levels of success) gives me warm, cozy feelings. Thank You, @john-deco, for the perfect fanart! <3

(Advice is from this How to Control Slugs and Snails article. :))

me and the besties at a new gay bar

[ID 1-2: two gifs of David Suchet, sitting on a sofa in a talk show. Someone from the audience says: "One of the wonderful things about your Poirot is the way he walks." David Suchet laughs and says "yes". The fan continues: "I wonder how long that took to work out." David Suchet answers, still laughing: "A very long time. Do you all know the story? Oh, gosh, you're gonna be horrified when I tell you. It's absolutely true. We did some takes with me as a Poirot. Films tests before we actually started shooting. And I watched myself as Poirot and I sort of was ok about it,"

ID 3: a gif of David Suchet as "Agatha Christie's Poirot", wearing a light jacket, vest and hat, and dark trousers, walking through a roofed street. David Suchet continues talking "but I thought 'I'm moving like David Suchet, I'm not moving... How did Poirot move, move, move?' Suddenly, I remembered there was a quote in one of the books. And I actually found it."

ID 4-5: David Suchet as Poirot, walking through a garden, between hedges, and in the second gif crossing a street.

ID 6: another gif of Poirot walking over grass. David Suchet continues: "The quote went something like this: 'Poirot crossed the lawn in his usual rapid, mincing gait, with his feet tightly and painfully enclosed within his patent leather boots.'"

ID 7: a gif of Poirot leaving a dark corridor, stepping into a lit one. David Suchet continues: "I spent a month on Bryher filming. I was on Bryher in the Isles of Scilly, trying to get this mincing walk. In the end I did a trick - and this is gonna horrify you but it's absolutely true - and it's in my book ["Poirot and me"], so I can say it. "

ID 8-12: five gifs, again showing David Suchet, now standing next to the sofa as he continues: "When Lord Oliver was playing Lord Foppington he held between the cheeks of his buttocks a penny. So when he walked and turned corners, he couldn't just turn like this, because the penny would drop out, right? (he walks normally) So he had to go like this. (he walks with his hips swaying, the audience laughs) So when I did the same, I couldn't walk like this because the penny would drop out. (he giggles and the audience laughs) So in the end, I had to learn to squeeze my [buttocks] very tight cause if you do that - you could do this going home, anybody could do this, you may get locked up, but you could do this... So in the end, I could walk... (does his signature mincing Poirot walk) like that. That was it. (applause). /end ID].

Poirot 3.01: The Mysterious Affair At Styles

— David Suchet on preparing to be Poirot (x)

oh, my heart.

Poirot Series 02 Episode 09 ‘The Adventure of the Western Star’

Hastings plays Sherlock Holmes and Poirot meets his star

Poirot is thrilled to receive an invitation from renowned Belgian actress Marie Marvelle. She has been receiving anonymous notes about the Western Star, a valuable diamond purchased by her husband at a cut-rate price several years before. The notes speak to the mystical nature of the diamonds and that they should be returned to their rightful owners. The next day, Lady Yardly claims to have received similar notes about her own fabulous diamond, the Eastern Star. When Poirot and Hastings visit Lord and Lady Yardly the diamond is stolen in a daring robbery. Needless to say, none of this sits well with Poirot who finds he has a very tight knot to untie.— garykmcd 

Quotes:

Captain Hastings: You know, you say you have the particular sensitivity to women and all that, 

Poirot. It seems to me that all you did for Mrs. Marvelle is to lose her her husband.

Dorney Court, Nr. Windsor, Berkshire, became ‘Yardley Chase’

Inspector Japp arrests Henrik van Braks in Widegate St. London, E1

Courtesy:  IMDb, She Wolf, Perschel Press

I made some Agatha Christie’s Poirot posters for absolutely no reason.

But I can’t decide on a color palette.

Which one do you guys think is the best? Also I’m open to other color suggestions, so feel free to tell me some.

Thanks!

David Suchet, Hugh Fraser and Philip Jackson in Agatha Christie’s Poirot Season 1 Episode 3: “The Adventure of Johnnie Waverly” (1989)