[image description: a 3-way venn diagram between deadpool, eddie brock/venom, and spiderman (the photo used is andrew garfield). The intersection between deadpool and eddie is “constantly arguing with the voices in their head”. Deadpool and spiderman both have a read suit, and spiderman and venom both have a spider symbol. All three of them are queer, which is written in rainbow font. End ID]
the tom hardy “of course ive had gay sex im an actor” feels about 60 years too late like i shouldve heard paul newman say that
I just looked for this because I wanted to know the exact words (I thought this was maybe rephrasing) and ha, my boy never deceives, does he
"Of course I have. I'm an actor for fuck's sake. I've played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I'm in my thirties, it doesn't do it for me. I'm done experimenting but there's plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine. A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don't feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I'd love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I'm not one of the boys."
[image description: a 3-way venn diagram between deadpool, eddie brock/venom, and spiderman (the photo used is andrew garfield). The intersection between deadpool and eddie is “constantly arguing with the voices in their head”. Deadpool and spiderman both have a read suit, and spiderman and venom both have a spider symbol. All three of them are queer, which is written in rainbow font. End ID]
bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.
eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:
im havinfv a stroke