In Memorium…something I made a few years ago.
[ID: a collage of black and white pictures of actor Boris Karloff in various (all?) of his many roles. /end ID].
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In Memorium…something I made a few years ago.
[ID: a collage of black and white pictures of actor Boris Karloff in various (all?) of his many roles. /end ID].
wand dysfunction if no laughing matter. if you suspect you have wand dysfunction consult your local magician.
Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff behind the scenes
The best thing about this post are the juicy comments people leave in the tags🤣🤣
Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi taking a nap 😍😭
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
The Raven (1935) dir. Lew Landers
I don’t remember this Harry Potter film
or how JK Rowling ripped off The Raven (1963) even if she’s never seen it
Happy Birthday to that saucer-eyed sorcerer of sinister sin-ema, Peter Lorre! One of the most popular performers in movie history, Lorre lent his considerable talents to some real heavy-hitters: Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, Arsenic and Old Lace, and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea are just a few of the all-timers he starred in. And that’s not even including his ho-rror films! Mad Love, The Beast with Five Fingers, The Comedy of Terrors, Tales of Terror, Corman’s The Raven, and M (if you count it)… Lorre has some serious creep cred! And, on top o’ that, nearly every spooky cartoon features a Lorre caricature; his voice is the go-to impression for comic spooksters everywhere. Happy Birthday, Mr. Lorre!
Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.
- submitted by Gene
why is he tearing down a wall with an axe
i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall
Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone
how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim
I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*
“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”
“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”
“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe
Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.
Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”
Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro
edgar allen bro
Oh my god
holy shit
“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore, Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl, Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I implore Is this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore, Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook, You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for, Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore, Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
“Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting, “Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store! Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken, Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’, When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring, On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adore The nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flag To be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie Thor To fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore, Then she says no–fucking whore.
that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class
re-rebageling for the improved version of what i did, because fuck yeah
Drawing of Frankenstein’s creature❤️ in his home.
Made at the 20th of March 2019
Peter Lorre & Vincent Price with black cats
❤❤❤Peter Lorre❤❤❤
Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi