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Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

@fred-erick-frankenstein / fred-erick-frankenstein.tumblr.com

Fred|27|he/him|bi|I'll never tag any of my posts as "q slur", "d slur" or any of that matter - unfollow me if you think IDENTITIES are a slur!|Instagram: @fred_erick_frankenstein|German|icon from a gif by @poirott
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nosouphere

I was in the spices shop at the market and yelled excitedly across to my husband (who was a foot away from me) "Look, they have sweet Hungarian paprika!!!"

A lady nearby instantly connected eyes with me and I knew she knew and she knew I knew.

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bagilgulhaze

Cant believe Dracula made westerners think a basic spice is a fandom thing

Like the lady probably connected eyes with you because you yelled at a spice store about the existence of a common spice

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vilethot

Same energy

I do also happen to be a 3rd generation Hungarian Jew, but you know, go off I guess, and no, where I live you can find that spice unless you go to a specialty spice store. I'm sorry my little post trying to connect to other dracula daily fans has apparently offended so many people.

no, cannot let this go, had to scroll back up to add this-

first of all let op enjoy the little moments jfc. i thought that moment of connection was delightful. y’all need to look into yourself why you got so angry at that. that’s a you problem, not op’s.

second of all, not the spice was “the fandom thing”, but the excitement about the spice and the recognition of why they were excited.

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Anonymous asked:

you should know that those pictures you captioned as Elton John and Johnny Cash with their faces swapped weren’t edited pictures; johnny and elton actually swapped outfits for SNL 😂

Sweet! You're right, the op mentioned that and I overlooked that😅

I'll change it!!

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do you think those people that get throw a shitfit over people donating to AO3 also get irrationally angry about wikipedia recieving donations

smh cant believe people are giving money to wikipedia, yknow some of the pages on there talk about stuff like racism and pedophelia, you’re basically supporting that if you donate to wikipedia. dont these several million complete strangers chipping in like a dollar each know that I PERSONALLY need that money???? why wont every single one of them give money to the several thousand random blogs begging for money online but like especially my random blog begging for money

wait, you have a netflix subscription? you give those bastards ten dollars EVERY MONTH!?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, THAT MONEY COULD BE GIVEN TO A TOTAL STRANGER ONLINE, HOW COULD YOU USE YOUR OWN MONEY TO PAY FOR A MASSIVE ENTERTAINMENT PLATFORM YOU USE ON A REGULAR BASIS, DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE ARE DYING (and also netflix hosts some suuper problematic creators so like you’re clearly just as bad)

As of december 2020 there were 7 million fics posted on AO3, and an average of 40+ million people used the site every day. Do you have any idea how expensive it is to run those servers?? Especially since they only run on donations, and also need to be ready to cover legal fees, because corporations declaring copyright infringement is always a very real risk. You know how some fic authors will declare they don’t own anything at the start of every chapter? Yeah, that’s an old habit, and it comes from the days when you literally did have to start every single fanfic with a massive disclaimer that you are not claiming ownership of anything, because begging for mercy meant that maybe you wouldn’t be threatened with lawsuits. Maybe.

As for the lack of standards for fic quality/content… yeah, again, this is a very reasonable stance for fanfiction, especially when compared to the previous options. Like the great purge that occured when FF.net decided actually sex is icky and has to go, and surprise deleted every single E-rated fic on its site. To this day, sexual content of any kind is completely banned. I was never on LiveJournal, but I’ve read about how they purged a massive amount of ‘sexual content’ that was just people having serious discussions about their own experiences as sexual abuse survivors and how to cope with the trauma. Fics used to be labeled as graphic sexual content or outright deleted for having gay characters kiss, or having trans characters exist at all.

And if you don’t like Ao3, then great news! They’re really on board with you not being there! The entire website code is open source, and it takes less than five minutes to find it! If you have a basic website building literacy, you can literally just go make your own fanfic site with all the moderation you want!

If you think Ao3 is a site for complete monsters because not all of the 7 000 000+ fanworks hosted there are morally perfect content, then that’s totally fine. You don’t need to donate to support the site. You don’t even need to use the site.

But you really need to stop aggressively guilt tripping people for spending a couple dollars every year to support a massive non-profit archive that they use on a regular basis.

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Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable). SPREAD POSITIVITY! ♡

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💛💛Thanks for the ask!!!

Sorry it took me so long to answer 😅

1 my voice

2 my imagination

3 my eyes

4 my memory (well, sometimes, when it does work🤣)

5 my friendships 😌❤️

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selenornis

For anyone confused: the first picture is a sockeye salmon in mating form—they turn red and grow a hump when it’s time to spawn (and then they die after spawning). The second picture is a box of Kellogg’s corn flakes. This cereal was invented by John Kellogg because he believed cereal would decrease libido, eliminating sinful masturbation and pre-marital sex. The last picture is sockeye salmon in its normal non-mating form.

TL;DR: The corn flakes made the fish not want sex.

Explanation here⬆️

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Dedicated to Rarepair Fic Writers

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naryrising

200 hits is generous in some cases…

[image description: a bingo consisting of nine squares. From top to bottom, left to right, the squares read: “Created the ship tag in AO3″, the next one: People says “I never considered this pair before!”, the next one: “You’ve had to write the fic just to have the content for your ship”, The next line starts with: “You have gifs and fics rady to promote ship if someone mentions them” The middle of the square says: “Free space”. The line ends with: “You can sells this ship like you would a car: ‘this dynamic immaculate”. The enxt line starts with: “Learning to draw or commisioning someone just so there is art of them.” The next one: “< 200 hits” and the last one says: “If someone else ships them, you isntantly become friends in your mind”. end of description]

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greenapricot

For the fanfiction WIP ask:

Love

Monster

Paper

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From the as yet untitled sequel to His Other Half (James/Robbie, Laura/Jean):

The buttons of James’ shirt are done up properly this time, but there’s no disguising the love bites on Robbie’s neck which have darkened to a deep purple overnight. ___
When she looks back across the table, James is giving Robbie an indulgent look, a small smile that telegraphs untold depths of love and devotion.

From Temporary Accommodation (James/Robbie, James stays at Robbie’s place, also there’s a case):

“Aye, aye. Of course,” Robbie says with a grimace, taking the paper coffee cup out of James’ hand.

From A Different Light (No Holiday part 3, James/Duncan):

“Aye, yeah.” Duncan nods, takes a large sip of wine, and looks back at the mess of papers.  ___
“Duncan,” Jimmy says, as tender as that first proper kiss. “I— I love you.”

No monsters anywhere as it turns out. Thanks for playing. :D

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Only valid man I’ve dated, I hope you’re swell 😌💕

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💛💛💛Thank you😌

😌 I am, I finished my paper for university (w/ 2000 words too much😅😅ahaha... But the 2000 words are solely the footnotes, but the Prof wrote that the footnotes are included in the maximum word count 😕, so now I'll have to wait what he says to the paper that I mailed him today) and I'm very happy with the new theme of my blog here😁

And I got my prescription for the hormones - I know, you already know this, I told you, but still🥰🥰🥰so happy.... Even tho my parents behave...not sooo well....... But you can't have it all - I have wonderful friends who needs more?? ❤️❤️❤️

Aaaaand, I just found THE MOST PERFECT™ Hoodie ever:

Frankenstein 🤩🤩 (look at the back and the surgical/medical drawings🤩 - I am in love - I love (plastic) surgery not just because of Dr. Herman Einstein😉), guess I know what I wanna have for Christmas 😁

I hope you're good too 💛💛

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kaijuno

Hi! Senior geology student with a special interest in volcanoes here!

As people are freaking out in the notes, I want to clarify a few things about volcanoes, and in particular Yellowstone.

1) Yellowstone is not "overdue for an eruption". That concept is a misunderstanding of how geologists determine the annual likelihood of a volcanic eruption. Volcanoes don't follow a schedule. A volcano's per-year likelihood of eruption is based on an average amount of time between major eruptions in the past. If a volcanoes average time between eruptions is 725,000 years, there is a 1/725,000 chance of it erupting in any given year. It is NOT a prediction of future eruptions. A volcano could erupt twice in two years. It could erupt one year and then never again.

2) someone mentioned the volcano being "150 years overdue for an eruption". That is a NEGLIGIBLE amount of time on the geologic time scale. There's an average 725,000 years between the last few eruptions. 150 years is nothing.

3) If a Yellowstone eruption DID occur, it would not likely be a catastrophic one. As the magma chamber beneath Yellowstone is mostly solid, it isn't likely that there's even enough magma for an eruption. Yellowstone may not ever even HAVE another catastrophic eruption.

4) When people say that "scientists say Yellowstone could erupt next week" or anything along those lines it's deliberate misinterpretation to get you to read an article. Every single time the scientist is trying to explain why Yellowstone isn't overdue, and that a volcano could erupt today or 500,000 years from now, therefore fearmongering about it needs to stop.

5) yes, there were 111 recorded earthquakes in Yellowstone during march. There were also 62 in Washington State in the last week. Earthquakes are literally always happening, and the Yellowstone observatory has stated that this activity is normal. Even where you are right now there are earthquakes. You may not feel them yourself, but a seismograph does. Earthquakes and a geyser are not indicative of a Yellowstone supereruption.

6) Steamboat geyser went through periods of more frequent eruptions in the 60s and 80s as well. This is not new.

The Earth isn't stable and unchanging. Don't freak out every time Yellowstone Does A Thing. That's what Earth does.

Are there any further concerns?

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strixss

Thank you so much for this. I'm in a really bad depressive period and this false news about Yellowstone has made it so much worse do I deeply appreciate you explaining

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elliotoille
elliotoille:
felt like doing a tutorial thingy (what should I call these??) again! I think I’ll make a tag for these in case I do more. This time I’m gonna talk a little about how angles affect how clothing falls aaaand stuff. here we go…
Given: The first drawing of these three is how the clothing naturally wants to fall, how it is made to be shaped. Or, whichever pose you could take that will give the garment the least amount of creases.
  • I’ll actually talk about the green first; this is a representation of the hip box, which itself is a representation/simplification of your whole pelvis area. You see how your legs and hip box oppose angles here. in almost all poses except standing straight, your hip box and legs will create a bent angle, which affects how clothes fall.
  • The red/blue is the skirt (obvs), the red specifically is the ellipses of the top and bottom openings of the skirt. This skirt is very stiff material for the sake of this example, so notice how the two ellipses always match eachother. the top ellipse is where the skirt is actually attached to the body, so it’s the boss; the bottom ellipse will more or less do exactly what the top one does.
  • here’s where the fact that the legs and hip box are at different angles becomes important. The top of the skirt is attached to the hip box, but the bottom ellipse is in the realm of the legs. The orange lampshade shape diagram there is a simplification of this. It is very much like if you were to tilt a lampshade. The side you are bending towards will hug the body and create creases. The side you are bending away from will fall off the body in a straight line.
It even works with pants, though as the bottom ellipse(s) gets farther away from the top there’s more room for the garment to get distorted by gravity, perspective, and bent knees and such. But with this last example you can really see how the side touching the legs really hugs the body underneath, whereas the other side hangs off of it in a straighter, crease-less line.
Dresses are a little different because their top ellipse is attached to your torso/ribcage mass rather than the hip box.
Much of the time you get the same result as with a skirt. However if the hip box and ribcage mass are opposed sideways rather than forward or backward, it becomes a little tougher:
You can see in the third drawing how a shirt and a skirt together would fall in opposite ways if your body is bent sideways. If the shirt is long, just like I mentioned above about the long pants, there is more distortion of this effect.
I’ll take what I said above, “The side you are bending away from will fall off the body in a straight line”, and add a bit to the end: “… until it hits something.” In the fourth drawing above, the garment is falling off the body in a straight line on the right side. If you lengthen the garment:
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The straight side continues down as normal until it hits the leg and becomes the body-hugging side. in response to that, the body-hugging side from farther up becomes the straight side when it falls off the hip.
Aaand with that I think I’ll stop lol. I hope that wasn’t hard to understand. It’s easy to do yourself, just wear a skirt or some loose pajama pants and take hula poses in the mirror lol.
For all of you who have been longing for ME to make a tutorial about clothes, I truly recommend you to read this post. Since it covers the area in clothing that many other tutorials never mention, clothing is more than just “drawing folds and wrinkles”, it’s about knowing how the design and the behavior of our bodies affect it.
So yeah.
Read this. Please. It’s so easy explained.

rebloging for future reffs

This. Is. Amazing

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