Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

sorry what

ID: a cropped picture of the tumblr trending page showing Barbie on 6th place, the related tags underneath it are RDR2 and Red Dead Redemption. End ID

[ID 1: a picture of a shattered car window. The following words are written over it:

There was actually nothing beautiful or poetic about it. You shattered my fucking heart. /end ID].

[ID 2: the same picture, but the text was edited and "you shattered my fucking heart" got changed to "you shattered my fucking window". /end ID].

[ID 3: a photo of a giraffe shattering a car's window with its head. /end ID].

[ID: six gifs from the TV series "Jeeves and Wooster" with Hugh Laurie as Bertie Wooster and Stephen Fry as Reginald Jeeves. Bertie is playing the piano and singing as Jeeves is cleaning the room, also singing. While Bertie is singing with great vigour and joy, Jeeves looks a little stiff and uncomfortable, especially with the absurd lyrics.

Bertie: Ho dee ho dee ho dee ho.

Jeeves: Ho dee ho dee ho, Sir.

Bertie: Rah dee rah dee rah.

Jeeves: Rah dee rah dee rah, Sir.

Bertie: Tee dee hee dee hee.

Jeeves: Tee dee hee dee hee, Sir. /end ID].

[ID: a venn diagram, titled "my writing process". The venn diagram is divided into three parts, the smallest, 10 percent, is titled "writing". The second smallest, 30 percent, is titled "editing". The biggest, 60 percent, is titled "staring blankly into the middle distance making strange expressions as I mentally construct scenes". /end ID].

*blows a kiss to the noises coming from my walls in the middle of the night* for brahms <3 :)

I’m sending this to all the people.

When your bosses suddenly flirt during the very important meeting...

And you and your colleagues have no choice but to share awkward and long-suffering looks. 😂

what do vampire bites feel like? I'm a hands on learner btw

weeks portrayed by Peter Lorre

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