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[ID 1: a photo of three cups with sayings on them: "she her", "they them" and "cool hat". /end ID].
[ID 2: a screenshot from the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl", showing Elizabeth Swann, Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner. /end ID].
[ID] a photo of an orange and white cat laying on a paper towel with a cat bed on the floor nearby captioned "We got him a bed, but then a paper towel fell on the floor, so nevermind" [/ID]
Imagine losing your phone (or having it stolen, nobody's entirely sure) but you've got the location thing on so you can check from your computer where the phone is when it's turned on. You try to map out where the fuck it is, but it's been wandering around in places that don't have maps and people shouldn't access. It turns out that no matter who stole it, a fucking raccoon has it now, and you're pretty much run out of battery. You need this phone so you try to fervently figure out how the fuck you're going to get it back.
Okay, it hasn't been moving in a raccoon-like fashion for a while, so you're pretty sure that it's not being carried around by the raccoon anymore. Oh, it looks like it's been found, someone turned it on and charged it! A notification pings on your computer, someone has sent a message from your phone!
"23rqrferq233rqrw434r". The phone is moving on the GPS again. It has been picked up by another fucking raccoon!
...And that is roughly how I picture Sauron feeling when the Ring was once again carried by another hobbit.
Just for the record Zodiac Killer hasn't been officially identified as Gary Poste! A highly questionable group of retired investigators calling themselves "the Case Breakers" claims that they've solved the case but it seems they don't have actual strong evidence, no one actually working on Zodiac case has announced anything, and almost no reputable source is reporting this. Currently it seems like a bunch of bullshit
Six types of people in the notes
1. "Oh. Okay."
2. I don't care because memes are funny
3. "Net zero information"
4. Everyone knows Zodiac is actually ted cruz hur hur
5. *incoherent conspiracy rambling*
6. "Thank you tumblr user milf keanu"
Someone who hasn’t watch Star Trek, please explain this picture
everyone’s hallucinating. Red guy is having a baby, yellow guy is doing a sick air guitar solo, blue guy is getting shot in slow motion and beige guy just got out of an imaginary divorce.
beige guy just kicked EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WIGGLES IN THE BALLS and is standing in the middle of the carnage, contemplating life
Period cramp simulator on three cis dudes and one trans man
Back to the Future (1, 2 & 3)
Somebody get Marty a step stool.
men wearing coats gay asf. you want to be wrapped up in something? like the arms of a man?
