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Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

@fred-erick-frankenstein / fred-erick-frankenstein.tumblr.com

Fred|27|he/him|bi|I'll never tag any of my posts as "q slur", "d slur" or any of that matter - unfollow me if you think IDENTITIES are a slur!|Instagram: @fred_erick_frankenstein|German|icon from a gif by @poirott
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jammeke
'This world is further through, and the edges are still growing. It might help if you could try to concentrate very hard on a story.'
I frowned. 'What kind of story?'
'Any story--an important one. It might help you make sense of the reality in there--or help it make sense of you.'
I instantly forgot every story I'd ever known.

-H.G. Parry, The Unlikely Escape of Uriah Heep

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Anonymous asked:

hi! if you're comfortable sharing, what are your pronouns?

Hi! Thank you for asking, that is very thoughtful of you! You can use she/her or they/them. It doesn’t matter to me much overall because nothing has ever felt quite right. Seeing Crowley’s genderfluid energy is giving me mad representation feels lately, that’s for sure.

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Aw, relatable. Same for (some of) the (other) demons and their "fuck gender" attitude.

Good omens is a blessing💓 and it gave me the opportunity to make this:

😊 (the design of the "ineffable" is not mine - as soon as I find the post/artwork again, I'll credit it because it was beautiful💕)

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People talk to their hairdressers, right?

I’m just imagining Aziraphale getting their hair done, all the while telling the barber about Crowley– recounting all the things they’ve done for each other, all the lunches they’ve shared– until finally the barber takes pity on the poor idiot and goes, “You should try a new cologne and see if he notices.”

Because that’s exactly the sort of terribly human thing to which Aziraphale would say, “Yes! Excellent! Brilliant idea!” (I’m still not sure after the walking on consecrated ground to rescue me and my books from Nazis thing but noticing my cologne? That should give me all the confirmation I need!)

And so Crowley sniffs and says “something’s changed,” and Aziraphale’s thinking, “Oh my, this is it! That barber really knew what he was talking about!”

Only to deflate when they hear, “No, not you! I know what you smell like!”

…Because that too is still such a, “maybe, maybe not, just friends, just pals,” thing to say. Apparently.

I’m having a moment here and you guys need to as well @castiel-saved-me-from-myself @liliemsharpe HE MADE EFFORT TO NUDGE CROWLEY’S ATTENTION !!! IN A VERY AZIRAPHALE WAY NO LESS 

😭😭

Thanks for the feels😭🙈

(wait, does that mean that Aziraphale is a useless lesbian????)

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Anonymous asked:

I’m not trying to be rude at all but how can you be NB and Lesbian?

Hey there, I don’t have the energy to type out a full explanation right now, but I’ve written some posts in the past that address this question, so I’ll just link you to them

 if you have any more specific questions, feel free to send another ask and i’ll answer to the best of my ability !

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Every blog I’m following has changed

  • My main marvel bitch is now good omens
  • The random internet memes blog is now good omens
  • All the book fandom blogs are good omens
  • History Memes is now comparing history memes with good omens memes
  • The gay pride/queen fan I kind of expected honestly
  • I haven’t even seen this series wtf is happening to tumblr
  • Guess I better look it up
  • Oh wait. A gif.
  • Hey cool thermos.
  • A lift anywhere? So love then.
  • “You go too fast for me Crowley”
  • Ouch
  • Oh god his expression
  • The shudder
  • The pain
  • Wtaf
  • If you will excuse me I’ve now seen the one gif that matters and it broke my heart so im a fan of this series now and i don’t care that I’ve never seen it.
  • Now there’s a bunch of drawings of chibi Aziraphale and Crowley
  • Oh hey Neil Gaiman.
  • Wait Terry Pratchett too?
  • Goddamn that’s Michael Sheen. I just got that.
  • They’re genderless ace morosexuals?
  • Books?
  • French Revolution jokes?
  • Noah’s ark jokes?
  • Haha it’s the madmen guy.
  • Ooooh god is female I dig it.
  • Guess this was one way to educate everyone on Alpha Centauri
  • Aziraphale is so British hahaha
  • The paint
  • The plants
  • The car
  • All the goddamn demon puns
  • Aww he calls him angel
  • Oh god I just found out what the thermos was
  • Yup Tumblr and Neil Gaiman just conspired to break me.
  • And I broke.
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I identify with Crowley because I, too want people to perceive me as a badass without emotions who would murder someone without a second thought but I, too have way too many emotions and am an Anxious Wreck™️ 100% of the time

...and am in love (tho not the same way as Crowley) with Aziraphale and would do anything for him💕

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We did it. We’re finally free.

At least, please stop talking mainly/only about soccer🙏🙏

There are other way cooler sports out there (i.e. I saw no one talking about the quidditch Worldcup...) 🙄

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reignof-fyre

Reasons I love and hate Severus Snape, a rant

Let’s start with why I love/relate to my dear snappy, ya? Okay. So this badass, brave motherfucker is my soulmate. I absolutely adore him, and this is why:

I, too was abused by my father (mostly emotional, sometimes physically) and I overcame that shit like the badass bitch I am (still terrified of loud sounds like shattering glass and raised voices)

I, too was brutally bullied at school to the point of assault (a girl once dumped an entire chocolate cake all over me and slammed chunks into my face/body and everyone was yelling at me to eat it bc I’m fat, and another time I was told to kill myself and my angsty, depressed ass said that I would - weekend passes and I take the Monday off bc cramps - and I arrive at school on the Tuesday to my entire year group cheering and a girl coming up to me saying “they’re cheering bc they think you killed yourself” I was in 7th grade, 12 years old)

My best friend (who I was hella in love with) dated a guy who bullied me (and later her while they were still together) and my little confused heart was crushed. (I didnt call her names or lash out at her because I was very confused as to why i was SO JEALOUS of my bully and why I was so hurt she was with someone else) but still, I get you Snappy, my love.

I was diagnosed at 12 with depression and anxiety and for seven years (12-18 years old) I self harmed and HATED MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE AND SAW NO POINT IN CONTINUING then I plucked up the harry potter series for the first time since reading it as a wee little tot and low and behold, I instantly see Severus Snape’s character and BITCH you bet your ass that I fell in love with his problematic ass because holly shit balls, he and I have SO MUCH in common and I saw how STRONG and BRAVE he was and thought “if severus can do it I can do it” and u bet ur ass I soldiered on because severus snape soldiered on with his life, too.

But despite all of this, I know Severus Snape isnt a 100% good person. He’s a bully and cold and cruel and human trash, but that doesn’t mean I cant love my little butthead wholeheartedly!!! And when I saw people saying shit online like “snape deserves to die he’s a terrible human being and anyone who likes him is also a horrible person,” I was absolutely crushed. My entire being went cold and I’m like ????? Wot m8??? I’m a horrible person for relating to a fictional character??? Who had a similar childhood/high school experience like me??? K???

In conclusion: Severus Snape is human trash, but I love him wholeheartedly and i, too am human trash but i love me too so i hope u snaters accidentally eat the brown part of a banana. Thanx.

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