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Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

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Fred|27|he/him|bi|I'll never tag any of my posts as "q slur", "d slur" or any of that matter - unfollow me if you think IDENTITIES are a slur!|Instagram: @fred_erick_frankenstein|German|icon from a gif by @poirott
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copperbadge

Oh hey, btw, save the date – I put it on MY calendar but forgot to tell you guys. The Twelve Points Of Caleb Canto, the latest of the Shivadh Romances, goes on sale May 6th! It will be available in 6x9 trade paperback and epub, and as always for free as a PDF. 

The epub will be 3.99 regardless of what currency you’re spending; the print book varies – it’s a whole thing, I don’t have a ton of control over it – but will be $18 USD, and between roughly 15 and 28 of your local smackers elsewhere (sorry Australia). I will also be offering signed bookplates as a fundraiser, and this time donating a portion of the book’s proceeds, to aid for Ukraine. 

Anyway, I’ll post about it here of course, and there will be sales links up on my website at extribulum.wordpress.com as well. Excited to send a new book out into the world! 

[ID: A screengrab of the cover for the new novel; in messy “ransom note” style lettering is “The Twelve Points Of Caleb Canto” in white on a black background. Below the title is a digital clip-art style image of an electric guitar in shades of blue with gray and white accents.]

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We need more Poirot x Hastings content…

So here’s my contribution! I wrote a Poirot x Hastings fanfic some time ago… Maybe one month or so lol. I published it in Spanish (that’s my main language, baby) on Wattpad and in English on AO3. Am I proud of it? Yes, a lot. Do I hate the way of writing dialogs in English? Yes, a lot too. Still, I think it isn’t that bad. It’s a soft fanfic with 10.000 words, so it’s not that long as I expected at first. Poirot and Hastings don’t belong to me (obv), but the rest of the side characters were created by me and I tried to focus on Poirot and Hastings’s relationship and how the feelings started to appear in both of them while a case is on. They’re having to overcome in some rough situations (literally life or death scenes) and finally, find the culprit. Hope you like it!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Agatha Christie’s Poirot (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Arthur Hastings/Hercule Poirot Characters: Arthur Hastings (Poirot), Hercule Poirot, Peter Bonnington, James Japp Additional Tags: Drunkenness, Drunken Kissing, Hastings POV, Hastings speaks french when drunk, Undressing, Domestic Fluff, Papa Poirot takes care of drunk Hastings, episode-related, S01E04 Four and Twenty Blackbirds Summary:

After Poirot lets Hastings’ jaw drop with his detailed account of cricket, the latter realises his feelings and gets drunk to conceal them.

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So,

I just posted three chapters of an eventual slash fic involving Edmund Blackadder, a la Blackadder II,

And our dear Peter Lorre as Lord Pofferoff Adder - Poffy to his friends and family.

There is also a duck, a cunning plan, and - but I won't spoil what's ahead.

It's all @peterlorres21stcentury's fault (but seriously, thank you) that I posted this at all.

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v-thinks-on

Happy New Year one and all!

This marks the end of my third year posting a short story or chapter a week! This past year was mostly longer fics with a few shorts scattered in between. It’s time again to count down some highlights:

Bertie Solves a Mystery - The year started off strong with what is probably my favorite thing I’ve ever written. Jeeves and Wooster get entangled in a murder mystery and none other than Hercule Poirot comes to investigate (and Wooster learns a bit more about Jeeves’s past along the way).

The Courting of Sherlock Holmes - In between my longer fics, I also posted a little series about the development of Holmes and Watson’s early relationship, of which I think this is my favorite, though I had a little trouble capturing the exact dynamic I had in mind.

Always the World’s Finest - I got back into superheroes and wrote a few short Superman/Batman fics, featuring a bit of fun and a bit of metafictional angst.

The Biology of Vulcans - I’ve slowed down significantly on writing for Star Trek, but I wrote a few shorts here and there, as well as something new: an essay about how the Vulcan mating system may have evolved.

Jeeves and the Great War - I was playing around with the chronology of the Jeeves stories and ended up with Jeeves and Wooster serving in WWI (don’t worry, they live). Angst and recovery, what more could you ask for?

Pursuing our True Selves - I got into Persona 4 a few years back and finally did a character deconstruction/reconstruction of Yosuke Hanamura, where he learns to accept his true self and his feelings for Yu/Souji.

As always there’s much more to come! Things may slow down a little bit because I’ve finally used up most of my backlog (which was up to 6 months at the beginning of this year), but the writing continues! I’ve been working on a Holmes/Watson post-return getting back together fic, which should come out in the next few weeks. I’ve been thinking about finishing up a bunch of short Jeeves and Wooster fics, and I’ve had my multi-crossover dark backstory Sherlock Holmes (etc…) AU, Designation: H, on the brain, so I expect more will come of that (and I am more than open to requests). With Millennium Death Note finished, I’ve been thinking about an even more ambitious Disney crossover that I keep swearing I’ll get back to one of these days… I have also had original fiction on the brain lately, which I expect I will be posting further thoughts about in the near future.

Here’s hoping for a great new year! I’d love to hear what everyone else is most proud of from the past year and what you’ve been thinking about for the next!

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cockneydio

This is a very special project to us... not just because it's a rarepair and you know how weird rarepair stans are lol, but because we wanted to make this a bit different than zines we've enjoyed and contributed to before. Three of the moderators are primarily writers (and somehow we still managed to pull this thing off idk I don't get it either) - and we wanted to put collaboration first. So in this zine, you'll get individual pieces of art, full-length fics, and comics -- but also illustrated stories and in-character postcards that our contributors came up with together. We invited merch artists to design stickers and gushed over them all together in the discord. And, yknow, it's been A Time, so it's just really fulfilling to see this project coming full circle. I'm babbling now. More details on the contributors and tiers available on our Twitter: @brumiszine. We hope you'll take a look and consider ordering a copy!

oh also take a look at this devastatingly gorgeous cover art by @jojowolist it made us all cry

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Anonymous asked:

May I borrow some more of your opera knowledge and ask if there are other pieces you think Vincent and/or Brahms would listen to, or pieces that come to mind when you think of them?

Hello! For Vincent I've already half done the work on this: I answered my own ask on my partner's Vincent blog and some of the heroines are from opera (though after learning more about Princess Turandot, I think she'd be one of his favorites, too).

Anyway.

I'm just gonna do a list and add commentary if I think it's necessary!

The main difference I sense between them is that Vincent listens to opera to calm down/entertain himself and Brahms listens to opera to feel something. So naturally, Vincent gravitates toward the less bombastic but meaningful arias, and Brahms tends to like the ones that are extreme in complexity, agility, or just plain loudness. I think Vincent would be the type to just listen to whatever's on the radio (though he does have favorites) and enjoy it, while Brahms is particular as with everything, and only wants to listen to his favorites.

I've tried to select versions of these pieces that are shorter so they're more accessible, but a lot of these pieces are much longer and I encourage you to listen to the full things if you're interested. Also, these are in no particular order.

I've stuck mainly to opera for this, but there are some general classical pieces sprinkled throughout. I don't feel as qualified when it comes to classical music, but we know Vincent has a piano and Brahms can play at least the violin.

Vincent

  • "Il dolce suono" - Lucia di Lammermoor (in this scene, Lucia has gone mad before the bridal bed and murdered her groom, still in her wedding gown)
  • I think he'd also like the cabaletta following it, "Spargi d'amaro pianto"
  • "Sempre libera" - La Traviata (Violetta tries in vain to convince herself she doesn't want anything more from her life than what she has)
  • "Une poupèe aux yeux d’èmail" - The Tales of Hoffman (the Muse tries to explain to Hoffman that he's fallen in love with not a woman but a hollow doll, but Hoffman doesn't understand. Vincent would think the lyrics were fascinating and he'd like the Muse's gender-bending)
  • "In questa reggia" - Turandot (a beautiful but understated song about a murderous, vengeful woman, you know Vincent would love)
  • "Duo des fleurs" - Lakmé (this song is about flowers, and I just think he'd find it supremely calming)
  • "Ah fors'e lui" - La Traviata (I strongly believe Vincent loves a fallen woman/mad woman trope. also fucking look at the jewel tones on this set, holy shit.)
  • "Connais-tu le pays" - Mignon (I think he'd like anything from Mignon tbh. I think he'd really relate to the story, the dynamic between Mignon and Philine and the jealousy that brews between them. Plus it's one of the few operas that has a mezzo-soprano lead)
  • "Danse macabre" - Camille Saint-Saëns (a symphonic poem telling the story of the French superstition)
  • "Regnava nel silenzio" - Lucia di Lammermoor (Lucia tells a story about the ghost of a young girl she sees in her garden)
  • "The Mad Scene" - Giselle - (more info here; and the ghost dance with Giselle and Albrecht while we're at it)
  • "Un Di Felice Eterea" - La Traviata (yes I'm aware that I put the entire first act of La Traviata on this list, I just think he'd really like it)
  • "Una Furtiva Lagrima" - l'Elisir D'Amore
  • "Ah! je ris de me voir si belle" - Faust (Margeurite tries on the Devil's jewels)
  • "Del primo pianto" - Turandot (the lyrics can be found here if you look up the name of the aria. I think they really fit Vincent)
  • "Sonata Pathétique (No. 8)" - Ludwig van Beethoven
  • "Sulla tomba che rinserra" - Lucia di Lammermoor (can you tell I think he'd like Lucia di Lammermoor?)
  • "La fatal pietra" - Aida (it's just so dark)
  • "Le veau d'or" - Faust (Mephistopheles gets everyone drunk and sings a mocking song about the Golden Calf. I think he'd just like Faust in general, the plot is very fun)
  • "Addio, del passato" - La Traviata (Violetta has lost all hope for the future)
  • "Parigi, o cara" - La Traviata (Violetta and Alfredo daydream about living in Paris together, even though they both know they'll never get to do it. He definitely thinks about @waxhouse's Giovanni when he listens to this one.)
  • "Principessa di morte" - Turandot (the prince rebukes the "Princess of Death" for her incredible cruelty before forcibly kissing her. Another one of my favorites!)
  • Anything Dame Kiri Te Kanawa has ever sung. I think he'd probably love Maria Callas's no-nonsense come scritto and technique and would probably find her life really fascinating.
  • He doesn't like any Puccini operas except Turandot, especially does not care for La Bohème.

Brahms

  • "Der Hölle Rache" - The Magic Flute (the Queen of the Night tells her daughter to assassinate her enemy or she will disown her, one of the most famous arias of all time)
  • "Dance of the Knights" - Romeo and Juliet
  • "Les oiseaux dans la charmille" - The Tales of Hoffmann (this aria is just fun and dramatic, and I think he'd really like it because it has fantasy elements, and this song in particular is about an automaton shaped like a girl ... something I'm sure he'd like very much)
  • "Où va la jeune hindoue" - Lakmé (my god please listen to this one it's my favorite aria ever. I think he'd like Lakmé, and Turandot tbh, because Orientalism. He's a filthy Englishman.)
  • "Nessun dorma" - Turandot (listen to this and tell me you don't transcend)
  • "Lago dos cisnes" - Swan Lake
  • "Celeste Aida" - Aida
  • "La fatal pietra" - Aida
  • "Un bel dí vedremo" - Madama Butterfly (the idea of a child bride would scare him as much as it would intrigue him, and he would be fascinated with Cio-Cio-san and want to save her from Pinkerton)
  • "Vogliatemi bene" - Madama Butterfly (From Wikipedia: [Cio-Cio-san] pleads with Pinkerton to "Love me, please." She asks whether it is true that, in foreign lands, a man will catch a butterfly and pin its wings to a table. Pinkerton admits that it is true but explains, "Do you know why? So that she will not fly away." He embraces her and says, "I have caught you. You are mine." She replies, "Yes, for life.")
  • "Te Deum" - Tosca
  • "L'amour est un oiseau rebelle" - Carmen (I think this would make him feel Horny Things)
  • "Les voici" - Carmen
  • "Requiem" - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
  • Symphony No. 3 "Eroica" - Ludwig Van Beethoven
  • "The Year 1812 Solemn Overture" - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (complete with cannons)
  • Cherubino's entire deal in The Marriage of Figaro
  • When it comes to his leading ladies (and let's be honest, he listens for the women), he prefers dramatic sopranos, with the exception of coloratura soprano Mady Mesplé, who he thinks sounds like a sweet little bird
  • He was never allowed to listen to Faust. Mummy thought it was too scary for him.
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A lil collage of my Radio!Brahms AU works and concepts🐙🐙🐙

A bud mentioned stuff about a more gothy approach to The Boy movie, and I couldn't help but to be reminded of my lil au of him, but within the setting of one of my own creations! I decided 2 scramble up a lil collagr of the doodl3s ive done for this- ive posted thrm all before but I wanted to show a more conprihencive thing :) radio is an ongoing project or mine in which I will not go into detail about here; but its important for this au to know its a world inspired by eldrich themes and my childhood media like Moomins and Rölli!

Brahms in the Radio Au is essentially the same guy; more gothic story, gloomy brooding big gentleman hiding in his parents house walls! The halls are scattered with oil lamps, an old rotting carriage sits in the yard.

Sirppi is their regullar ole traveling self- and simply happen to drift to the Heelshire mansion during a heavy storm! They take refuge, and are met with a very strange family, presenting a doll as their kid. And... they get roped into watching the doll. They soon begin to think that th3y might not be alone in the house... 👁👁👁

ANYWAYS yes a lot of this is based in the fact that both of the characters have felt disconnected from the world,and find solace in it- but also are, how pain can make u paranoid nnsucj....

Heres just a buuunch of art of them!!! Sirppi soon figures out its Brahms. Together they learn 2 respect eachothers boundaries, and learn patiencez etc etc.....

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Falls ihr etwas Zeit übrig habt: Beim Projekt “Jeder Name zählt” des Arolsen Archivs könnt ihr dabei helfen, Dokumente über KZ-Häftlinge zu indizieren, um sie digital suchbar zu machen.

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chaoslaura

The website is in English and they give you a tutorial (also in English) on how to fill out the form, so don’t hesitate if you don’t speak any German, it’s explained very well so you know what to search for.

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