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Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

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Fred|27|he/him|bi|I'll never tag any of my posts as "q slur", "d slur" or any of that matter - unfollow me if you think IDENTITIES are a slur!|Instagram: @fred_erick_frankenstein|German|icon from a gif by @poirott
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When the whole gang shares 1 brain cell

Magpie Hivemind

honestly I can guess what happened here

by the look of it that fence is very thin at the top, and very slippery

a magpie comes in for a landing, unaware that it won’t be able to grip. because of the way birds are structured, when they slip and fall down, their neck (much skinnier than the feathers make it look) is basically perfectly positioned to get slotted in like that. now the bird is stuck, and has basically no way to extract itself.

because magpies are social and intelligent, the problem compounds itself. it’s a similar principle to “corvid funerals” – on seeing a magpie in distress, more gather to investigate. which attracts more magpies to try to perch on the fence … which means more of them slip.

honestly, i’m amazed and very glad all those birds managed to fly away. i’m shocked none of them died of exhaustion, hanging, exposure, or predation.

tl;dr this fence is a nightmarish bird trap

Now I’m going to look at future fencing for my clients and make sure this is factored in. “Is this fence bird-safe?” Is now on my materials and building list.

Thank you UntitledGooseGay for drawing the rest of our attention to the architectural issue. It also explains why so many birds where backwards.

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doomhope

[id: Photo of a white collared shirt with a funky design featuring many zigzagging snakes with green and yellow scales and yellow teeth. They’re all viciously baring their huge, sharp fangs which drip green venom. These snakes come up from the lower part of the shirt, as if from a pit of snakes. End id.]

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fat trans ppl deal with a lot of shit and its so sucky because some people will only support skinny trans ppl bc thats all they can conceptualize and accept when trans ppl in actuality come in all different types of bodies

if u dont support fat trans ppl the way u support skinny trans ppl u need to rethink what kind of “ally” u are.

As a fat trans woman this is so true even within the trans community. I’ve had so many other trans women invalidate me, be dismissive of my issues and experience, and so forth simply because of my size. It’s really fucking disappointing to run into.

Y’all should check out the works of Rakeem Cunningham! He photographs a lot of diverse and beautiful people, both cis and trans. As a gay trans man myself, they really help to reassure me that there are gay men beyond photogenic cis twinks and bears. These photographs are from his series Body Pride:

These are from his Trans Professionals series:

Also, check out Jess T Dugan’s photographs of trans and genderqueer people:

As a trans photographer, Jess Dugan is basically my role model. Her photos of elder trans people, To Survive On This Shore, is amazing.

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as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

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moonsterm

that means the angels are babysitters then

here have more

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