I rewatched Moana two days ago and well... It was time for a little colored in sketch of one of my favorite ships

To the part of tumblr getting all huffy when people ship Moana and Maui:

Just adding your tags because this is important and Disney already made it clear that they don’t care if we ship immortal / super long lifespan character with normal mortal. Here: 

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Totally Worth It

A Moana fanfic Originally posted on AO3

 "Do you really think I came all the way here, and stole you from your island on the night before your wedding, because I feel sorry for you?“

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I think this is by far the pairing that brings me the most joy (I can't stop smiling 💖)😏

I blame it on the fact that "Moana" is one of the most beautiful movies I've seen so far and also on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Maui 🤣😏

🤣🤣🤣💖💖💖

On my deathbed

Me: But were Maui and Moana my otp or my brotp

“Moana has barely been out for a month and already, people are shipping her with Maui. I was hoping she’d be from shipping wank but it seems like no one is.”

KARASNAPEPRINCE said: I ship them (in an older Moana version) and I don’t give a fuck what you all say. If you didn’t noticed it before: they’re fucking cartoons, for god sake. I can have my opinion of whatever I want, the same as everybody, and it doesn’t have to be “wrong”. You don’t like it? don’t read/watch it, but let people think what they want. Life and let live.

It’s “live and let live” and just like you’re entitled to what you believe is ok, so are we. Let us live by understanding that shipping adults and teens, even if the character is aged-up, is disgusting to some people for a variety of reasons.

-pink

It’s basically the equivalent of a grown adult saying in real life “I’d totally date/have sex with you if you were eighteen.” Creepy right? And just because it’s a cartoon it doesn’t mean all shipping is free from critique.

And don’t watch/don’t look is really crappy defense. Like people don’t want to see this stuff but at least 75%, this stuff is put out in the open. I remember when Big Hero 6 came out, there was always child porn in it. Even with xkit, I still found it.

True. I blocked hirodashi almost immediately but the fact that it exist is still annoying/wrong.

(Reposted from my comment with somme grammar correction, English is not my mother tongue)

I said a “older Moana version” but yeah, you’re right, those are Disney cartoons for children. The same ones who have killed your mother (Bambi), killed your father (Lion King), racism (Song of the south AND Lion King), slavery (Dumbo), rape (Maleficent), force a 15 years old girl to marry (Jasmine from Aladdin), Snow White married a guy she just met at 14, the same with Ariel and Aurora with 16 and more… but two friends who grow up together knowing each other for years finishing in a romantic relationship?? HELL NO!!  Elsa from Frozen lesbian?? NO! It will influence our children! Look at mine; he just watched Belle and the Beast and now he’s a French speaking chandelier. It’s stupid right? So yeah, you can say what you want but for me, when Moana get between 20-25 years old she’s going to discover all the non-tattooed parts of the demigod Maui.

I’m against pedophilia, not against shipping. 

Hirodashi is pedophilia and incest. There’s quite diference because when Hiro gets 20 Tadashi would be still dead and his bother so all the ship it have is pedophilia&incest. But it’s as I said, some people like it; it’s not my problem. If you try to make me watch it or read it it’s going to be a problem: for you.

I’m going to translate this for those who don’t speak asshole:

“I’m trying to make a point but I really can’t and I don’t understand how art influences people and I really don’t care about the safety or well-being of children. I’m also sexualizing the relationship between Moana and Maui which i disgusting.”

You missed the part where Disney already did all this but covered with happy animals and lovely songs. The last part of Moana and Maui makes me think you undestood me as you wanted or  your “asshole” is very poor. You’re not going to see any Moana porn on my tumblr, what make your point more stupid. But this is tumblr, I already expected so. I said I ship an OLDER MOANA, but I didn’t expect to some of you catching it even when it’s the third time I said it so I hope this helps:

(Yes, it’s comic sans) Most of you don’t know about old polynesian culture either, what is even sadder. And I really don’t know what kind of fathers let their children in tumblr. 50 of 100 posts are porn.

...she’s going to discover all the non-tattooed parts of the demigod Maui...😂👍🏻

I just really like this part (because of reasons). And I totally agree with you because that's the point of fanfiction. Your can change the characters (make them older, mortal or bring them to our time so...)!

I bet many Snarry or Snamoine shippers can tell a thing or two about this BS "arguments".