Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU BRETT

[ID: a screenshot from the linked article:

"You've done Muppet Christmas Carol. You've done Muppet Treasure Island. You've done Muppet Wizard of Oz," said Goldstein. "Can I please pitch that we make Muppets Pride and Prejudice?"

The actor then went on to try to sell Miss Piggy on the idea that he would play Mr. Darcy and she could be Elizabeth Bennet in a new adaptation of the beloved Jane Austen novel. "I'd love to do that," she replied. "Brett, you've got pull in this town. Can you get Pride and Prejudice and Piggy green lit?"

(Underneath are a picture of actor Brett Goldstein, a white man with short, dark hair and a short beard, wearing a suit, and Miss Piggy, a pig Muppet, with blonde hair, dark lashes, wearing a leopard patterned coat with black leather. The picture is captioned "Brett Goldstein and his hopefully film romantic interest Miss Piggy.") /end ID].

[ID: two gifs of Miss Piggy of The Muppets show, saying: "If you need anything just ask. Someone else." /end ID].

Wow that new muppet movie is great huh

Every part of this is high art. From the fact that I just KNOW that back there in the Bentley is Crowmit doing the tea meme. And Gonzo and Rizzo as Gabe n Bee?? I just have vivid images of Gonzo using Rizzo as a fucking rag to wipe ice from a window in Muppets Christmas Carol, and Rizzo yelling “thank you for making me a part of this.”

And Adam Beaker??

*chef’s kiss.*

Inspired by somebody’s 😉 tags under this post

Please….click on the pictures… The quality of pictures on Tumblr is really meh 😔

Arsenic and The Muppets

That’s what we did with the others…

Promise?

You have the word of The President of the United States!

I demand that you accompany me on the inspection of the new lock.

Teddy! Go to bed!

Where’d you get that face? Hollywood?

@h0tsinglegh0stsiny0urarea

The Cast:

Aunt Abby - Miss Piggy

Aunt Martha - Kermit the Frog

Mortimer Brewster - as himself

Elaine Harper - as herself

Teddy Brewster - Sam the Eagle

Jonathan Brewster - Uncle Deadly

Dr. Herman Einstein - Rizzo the Rat

Wow that new muppet movie is great huh

Every part of this is high art. From the fact that I just KNOW that back there in the Bentley is Crowmit doing the tea meme. And Gonzo and Rizzo as Gabe n Bee?? I just have vivid images of Gonzo using Rizzo as a fucking rag to wipe ice from a window in Muppets Christmas Carol, and Rizzo yelling “thank you for making me a part of this.”

And Adam Beaker??

*chef’s kiss.*