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didn’t work

the power of love 🫶

Jotaro: "Quick, we have to run away."

Polnareff: "I cannot run or go quickly..."

Jotaro: "..."

Anyway, here is some art... The thought of Polnareff making a the metal pipe sound effect when falling down is way funnier to me than it should be honestly.

#Best... Election! #17

been in an SDC mood lately

I poked around some fics about Jotaro and Giorno meeting for the first time, and in a lot of them the two eventually sit down in an office to Talk. And it got me thinking, how else they could meet

Like what if there was a pretentious Venetian masquerade ball that SWF sent Jotaro to attend because, I dunno, someone found the Red Stone of Aja that Joseph lost and it's up for auction there. And Giorno as Don was also at the masquerade to meet important people.

And then everyone on the masquerade got trapped there because.... uh...... Rival Italian Stand User Mafia hijack the party to steal the treasures and take all these important/rich attendees hostage.... or something.

Also Josuke, Okuyasu, Yukako and Koichi are there. For vacation. They totally were not supposed to be at the Fancy People Party but they snuck in anyway

Also vampires. Italian Stand User Mafia Vampires.

Yeah.

(............. if anyone ever wanna take this and write it, please feel free and tag me to it lol i wanna read this now and there are so many better writers than me out there :'u )

local spectacle, wizard Jotaro

a losing game. 

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jojo heritage post

I hc that Joseph, Kakyoin, and Polnareff came up with “End of the World” as a way to pass the time/annoy the shit out of Jotaro

Incidentally, Star loves it.

Daisy, the kitty i gave wamuu, wamuus not in this comic but yk…

literally my favourite image in the world icant stop thinking about it

Calls from home

fish want me, women fear me

@tiredesperdad

He wears his heart on his sleeve.

GET IT- *gunshots*

reminder that the canonical reason as to why Jotaro is like a super detective with a dnd passive perception of 35 is because of Columbo