F.....famly
“I’m leaving London” Said Crowley.
Aziraphale, about to eat a piece of angel cake, froze immediately. He looked at the demon, sitting in front of him, with puzzled expression.
“What?”
Crowley shrugged a bit.
“Yeah… I’ve been thinking about it for a while”
Aziraphale was in shock.
“But… but, you love London!”
“I do…”
“Then, why? Why do you want to leave?”
“I just think it’s time… I’d like to try something different.”
Aziraphale suddenly felt a terrible sense of powerlessness. He kept looking at his friend with stunned expression.
“But… what about your flat?” What about me?
Crowley shrugged again.
“Well, I’ll keep it. I might always want to come back for some reason and a flat in central London can come in handy.”
Aziraphale slowly lowered his fork. He wasn’t hungry anymore.
“And, uhm… where are you going to go?” He did his best not to sound betrayed, abandoned.
“I found a Cottage in South Downs. I just saw it and thought it was perfect. I bought it a couple of weeks ago…”
The angel felt his heart break in his chest.
“Oh…” he forced himself to smile, lowering his gaze a bit “it sounds lovely.”
“It is…” said Crowley nonchalantly.
An uncomfortable silence descended upon them. Then, for the first time since he brought up the subject, Crowley looked nervous.
He cleared his throat.
“It’s pretty big, you know… for one person. I’m sure there would be enough space even for your books.”
Aziraphale immediately looked up at him again.
“Not all of them, of course… it’s not that big. But the most valuable ones, maybe…”
The angel just stared at him, for the second time, in complete shock.
What was he trying to say?
Was he…?
No, he wasn’t.
He couldn’t…
Could he?
Crowley swallowed, stiffening under his gaze.
“I mean, I understand if you don’t want to… It’s not like we’ve ever had this conversation before. I just thought that maybe, uhm… it could be nice. Some peace and quiet. Just you and me…”
Aziraphale felt his heart begin to beat ridiculously fast in his chest.
Oh, Good Lord.
He was.
He was definitely asking him to move in with him!
Although…
Better to double check.
The angel cleared his throat a bit, doing his best to look calm.
“Do you mean like, I don’t know… a holiday? Would you, uhm… like me to come for a weekend, or for a few days?”
The demon looked at him with the same bewildered expression of someone who thought he had been quite obvious.
“No, I mean you could come to live there. With me.”
Aziraphale distinctly felt his self-control crumbling immediately and a wave of excitement and euphoria invade him.
He managed to keep it together by the skin of his teeth.
He cleared his throat again and did his best to maintain his composure.
“Crowley, you… you bought a Cottage in South Downs, and now you are asking me to move there with you?”
Crowley shrugged again, trying to look casual and failing miserably.
“Yeah!” He just said, in a too high-pitched voice to sound convincingly calm.
Aziraphale stared at him for a moment and then gave him his most ridiculously happy smile.
“Oh, Crowley! This is definitely one of the most romantic things you’ve ever done!”
Crowley froze.
“Shut up!”
“I can’t believe how sweet you are!”
Crowley looked at him with all the annoyance he was capable of.
“That’s it. Forget it, you are not coming.”
Aziraphale’s smile widened even more.
“Oh, Crowley! I’ve always said that-”
“I swear, shut up or I’m leaving right now!”
Aziraphale stared at him lovingly, beaming. He couldn’t stay silent for more than two seconds.
“Can I bring my gramophone too?”
“You can’t, because you are not coming. Offer is over.”
“Oh, come on!” Chuckled the angel. “You can’t play this game with me anymore! At this point I’m surprised you don’t already have a copy of the keys for me.”
Crowley stiffened and blushed immediately.
Aziraphale looked at him in pure amazement and his jaw dropped.
“Oh my God!” The angel shouted “You do!”
“Shut up and eat your stupid cake!”
You’re a mimic. You were disguised as a chair in a dungeon when an adventurer decided to take you as loot. You’ve actually enjoyed your life ever since as furniture in a jolly tavern. So when some ruffians try to rob the now-elderly adventurer’s business, you finally reveal yourself.
You’ve been made of wood such a very long time. Old oak, stained dark by age, by blood, by the sweat of the young woman who saw your best impression of carved vine-work and birds in relief beneath the lichen and carried you on her back out of the dark. Up the jagged stone slopes and rooted wilderness to a fireplace where she scrubbed you clean and varnished you new. Planted you in this life of warm and bright. A hearth of song and soft comforts.
You’ve been made of wood so long that when you uncurl and stand, the wood and the varnish remain. Your joints creak. Your voice groans. Your teeth curve in like thorns.
“Leave,” you rattle to the men, (Leaf, it sounds like. Even your language has turned to wood.) and their shocked faces rise to your direction. There are three of them, bramble-faced and odd-angled with the protrusions of hilts and scabbards. Behind their grimy silhouettes, over the horizon of the polished bar with her hands still raised in a gesture of non-violence, the old adventurer stares at you. Her spectacles are askew.
“What the fuck,” one ruffian mutters. He lifts a crossbow. You bare your thorns.
“Leave,” you snarl, and your voice splits like trees in fire.
You bend through a single step, advance in the ruffian’s direction. He fires and the arrow comes, but the head of it is iron, and the shaft of it is wood, and the fletching is made of crow feathers. None of these things are very dangerous to you. The arrow thumps into the knot of your stomach and the pain only makes you hungry.
Bend. Another step, it’s a little easier now. You had forgotten these feelings, how they rise up and make you warm: the flush of anger when your home is invaded, the bright anticipation of a meal.
The ruffians draw swords, but you can see panic sending blood into their organs and limbs. The old adventurer, eyes wide, edges sideways out of your slow, inevitable path.
“Leave!” you crack. The men judder. The start makes one of them snap back to himself and he looks around for the old adventurer, makes a scrabbling reach for her neck.
He must be the clever one. He’s figured out the one thing you won’t go through.
Not too clever though, or he might have wondered how a star-haired, old woman ended up with a blood-thirsty, magic chair. She grabs his fingers and breaks his hand.
His scream is very good. It makes your leaves grow and rustle. Makes your root-tongue rattle and ache.
The men are blood. They’ve been blood all their lives, it’s all they know. You want more of those screams. You want the woman who polished a soul into your wooden bones made safe.
So you eat, because that is how monsters protect their homes.
The men struggle and scream deliciously, as you knew they would. They demonstrate their will to live with cold steel and fingernails. Then they break and grind between your thorns, and soak into your root-tongue like wine. It’s been roughly fifty years since your last meal, so when they are gone, you spend some time crouched down by the floorboards, picking up their metacarpals and crumbs, licking up anything that’s left.
A clatter from behind the bar draws your attention. You stand to find the old adventurer with a knife in one hand and a rag in the other. Her line-carved skin is ashen.
Now that the violence is over there is time to feel your own shape. You can make yourself anything, or you could, once upon a time, but what your instincts have made you today is tall and thin, with a round head that brushes the ceiling and two legs and two arms that bend once in the middle. In all your thousand years, you never tried to be human. You never wanted to before.
This is as close as you’re ever likely to get. It is evidently not, based on the old adventurer’s expression, a very comforting likeness. She’s afraid of you. Appalled. Moving like she means to fight.
You try a smile, then remember the blood on your thorns and close your mouth. You try a wave, but there are strips of leather armor still tangled in your branched claws. You pull in, thread your claws together and stand still. You try to look non-threatening.
The old adventurer shifts, controlled in her body, even if she’s not nimble anymore. She comes out from behind the bar and her knife swings to stay pointed at you. The rag hangs limp at her side. She’s breathing very hard. Sweating. You hope her heart is alright; you’ve seen her rub her chest, like it aches, sometimes.
Should you apologize? Leave? (You don’t want to leave. Here you have the fire, the hearth, the hands that polish…But it’s clear the old adventurer is upset.)
You decide to continue being still. You’re very good at it.
Eventually–a long, creeping eventually–the old adventurer puts the knife on the bar and fixes her spectacles so they’re straight. With shaking hands, she pushes you down to sit (oh, you bend at the waist too) in a chair. The chair is much too small, and your knees fold up almost to your shoulders. It’s a very awkward position and feels transgressive, given how you spent the last fifty years. But it’s what she wants, so you oblige.
She wipes your face with the rag. Washes your branch fingers clean. It tickles, and your rattle-laugh makes her flinch. You subside back into stillness while she works.
“Thank you,” you say, quiet as you can, when she’s done. It still sounds like a wind storm, but the words are clear.
The old adventurer looks at you, firelight in her star-hair and pink rims around her eyes. Slowly, very carefully, you push a tendril of gray away from her forehead. This time she doesn’t flinch. “Why did you never eat me?” she wants to know. You shrug, a sway and creak like a sapling in a breeze. “I’ve always thought you were much too beautiful to eat.” You say, awkwardly.
Her surprised laugh is like the snapping of twigs in the dark.
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The person sitting down appears to be wearing a sweater, jeans, and a short hairstyle. They have a backpack behind their back, and their shadow reaches behind them.
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Hii! May I request a Brahms x reader in which she the reader just cares for Brahms in a non-romantic way? But then someone from here past came to the manor and manage to injure Brahms, reader seeks revenge and is actually scarier than Brahms when angry.
A/N: Sorry for this possibly taking so long!!! I was in the middle of some uni assignments so hopefully this does your request justice :D I'm a crap proofreader, so I'm sure there are some mistakes in here somewhere. I apologize in advance!!!
Brahms X AFAB!Reader Who cares for him & Is Overly Protective of him (Platonic Relationship)
⚠️Warnings!: Blood, extreme violence, angst, people getting the stab 🔪, people dying (duh), mentions of vomit, past trauma, abuse.
You and Brahms have been living together for two years now in relative seclusion. In all that time the two of you have become very close. Brahms didn't think he was capable of trusting anyone the way he trusts you after Greta abandoned him. Together you’d become like family, with him seeing your bond like that of siblings, something much more healthy then what he felt for Greta. He’d never had someone who looked at him like real family, not even his parents, who feared Brahms more than they loved him.
He loved that you’d tuck him in at night and kiss his knees when he’d scrape them from running around in the walls (doing wall zoomies???). You’d cook him meals while he’d try his best to help while also sneaking small bites of any sweets you’d make.
“Brahms your going to ruin your dinner,” you’d scold him. He’d merely giggle and dodge your playful smacks for him to get away from the oven.
Tonight it was cold outside and you’d been making some tomato soup from scratch for Brahms while he was lying prone on the sitting room couch staring out one of the large partially frosted windows into the night.
He’d been very sick for the past week with a nasty cold, which had him hacking, coughing and throwing up well into the night. He’d been shivering with the chills running through his frame, just this morning. This caused you to immediately bury him in several blankets on the sofa, only for him to protest that he was overheating. Your usually extremely protective of him under normal circumstances, but when he’s as vulnerable as this it really gets to something deep inside you.
Caring for him seems to fill a void within you that wasn’t satisfied in early childhood when you were growing up. You were very lonely, your parents ignored you and your older brother found it more fun to torment you than to spend time with you. You could remember the way he’d kick you in the shins, break things and blame it on you, threaten you with the pocket knife he’d gotten for his fourteen birthday, but most of all, you remembered his eyes. Those eyes, glassy and empty behind there grey shine. You try to block those thoughts from your mind and focus on finishing the meal. It’s better not to dwell on the past. Better not to remember the time he pushed you down the stairs and told your parents you’d fell, or the time you’d awoken to find him standing at the end of your bed with a can of gasoline. Better to try and forget the past and leave it buried.
While Brahms is eating you put on some relaxing classical jazz on the record player before seating yourself beside him and picking up the book you'd been reading earlier. It was an old collection of poetry you'd brought with you hitchhiking across the country.
"Read to me?" Brahms asked tentatively, fixing you with an innocent gaze.
"Alright, let's start here then," you flip to another poem and begin to read to him while he takes shaky sips of soup.
Your mind begins to wander again to thoughts of the past, of cold nights sitting in the bed of trucks, trekking your way across the countryside, hoping for something better. The sleepless nights where you'd camp on the side of the highway, far enough away that no strangers would harass you, but close enough to not have to walk far to start hitching again. While the experience of escape was freeing, the loneliness of traveling like this had gotten to you.
By the time you'd made it to the Heelshire mansion you were emotionally beaten and drenched in rain. It was thundering outside and your camping gear had been abandoned when one of the drivers you were hitching with threatened you at knifepoint. You'd jumped from the vehicle and were lucky to only have a few nasty scrapes and no broken bones. At your wits end you'd pounded on the large front door begging to be let in.
Your cries must have melted something in Brahms recently broken heart, because the door suddenly came unlocked and you stumbled in. Though at first you were afraid, soon you came to love the place, and when Brahms finally revealed himself, it was much less strange and terrifying then what you had been running from on those long nights on the road.
Through Brahms you'd finally found the companionship you were looking for. You'd found family in the most unlikely of places.
You look up from reading to see that Brahms had finished his soup and fallen deeply asleep. Most likely in a food coma. You take this chance to tuck him in, and head upstairs to take a shower. It would help you reorient yourself and wash away those bad thoughts of the past.
Outside the wind had started to pick up, whistling through the trees and shaking the dead leaves from their branches. The lights in the mansion are the only thing cutting into the black void of the night. Something moves out there, breaking up the shadows, the sound of footsteps. There is a sound coming out of the woods, at first one might think its the scream of a fox followed by the howl of a wolf, but if you listen carefully you'd be able to tell that there is something more human to it.
You've stepped out of the shower and finished drying yourself off. You take the sleep clothes you've picked out from where you placed them on the toilet and get dressed. Your comfortable and ready to get to sleep. Your eyes feel heavy and you decide to check on Brahms one more time before going to sleep yourself.
As your leaving the bathroom still drying your hair, you hear a strange noise from downstairs. It's the sound of breaking glass, and you sigh heavily. Brahms probably knocked something over waking up. You'd probably left the soup bowl on the coffee table, that's definitely it.
The stairs are cold under your bare feet and you shiver slightly. You can't hear Brahms moving around in the sitting-room and thought perhaps he had gone back to sleep. You reach the landing and peek into the sitting-room to see that in fact Brahms is missing from the couch. Perhaps he's gone to his own bed, you think.
You see the bowl is still on the table, so it can't be what ended up breakin. You briefly debate whether or not to go looking for whatever broke or leaving it until the next day as you bring the bowl into the kitchen to place in the sink.
A cool breeze runs a shiver up your spine, and you turn to see the kitchen door leading outside standing ajar with the window broken. The first reaction you have is confusion, but as it sets in that someone is inside your house besides you and Brahms, the fear takes hold.
"Brahms?" You reach to grab a knife from the knife-block, but don't hear anything from him as you make your way slowly back into the sitting room. Your eyes rove slowly over every inch and corner of the room for anyone lurking. The fear you feel at the possibility of being attacked outways your desire to try calling out again.
You make your way into the front hall and the base of the stairs, looking around to make sure no one is behind you. A creak from the second floor alerts you to a presence above. Your hands are clammy with cold sweat, but you decide to ascend, knife held out in front of you.
You avoid stepping on the creaky steps as you make your way onto the second floor landing. The lights in the hall have been turned off, making the hall a black abyss which you have to squint to make anything out. There is a light switch next to the staircase somewhere. Desperately, you feel along the wall for it while keeping your eyes on the black chasm of the hall in front of you. Your fingers finally run over the light switch and you flick it on. No one is in the hall, giving you a split second to breathe.
Something digs into your arm you were using to flick the lightswitch and your pulled backwards off balance, landing hard face first onto the floor, your skull bouncing hard on the wooden floor making you see stars.
You spit out a tooth that's come out from the impact and taste the coppery tang of blood on your tongue. Struggling, you flip over onto your back, your vision still blurred as you try to make out the large black figure looming over you.
They're tall and you can hear their breath coming out in heavy exhalations. When you try to scramble away, they move quick like a whip, smashing their boot down into your kneecap before taking another kick into your ribs. It feels like something breaks inside you, and your not sure if its bones or something deeper.
The sudden presence of a weight on your body pushes you down. The air is taken out of your lungs as a knee if pushed into your chest and the leather of gloved fingers push deep into your neck. You choke and gasp for air, your eyes finally lasering in on the face of your attacker. All you can make out is the black balaclava and the eyes. Those grey dull eyes. You know those eyes.
You start to feel your consciousness slipping away while clawing at the attackers arms, trying to get him off. The pressure is suddenly lifted as the man is pulled from your body. It's Brahms, yanking him back and throwing him to the ground. The attacker scrambles to his feet and the two begin to wrestle with each other while you catch your breath.
Brahms manages to smash the attacker into the wall, knocking a picture to the floor and upsetting dust from the walls. The attacker kicks out catching Brahms leg and sending him of balance. In that split second your eyes make contact, before the attacker shoves him hard, sending him over the banister of the stairs and down onto the first floor landing.
The shock of this moment is enough to get your adrenaline running high, shooting you up into a standing position. You look from the attacker who is admiring his handiwork to the edge of the bannister where Brahms had fallen. He'd already been weak from the flu, but that fall... Had it killed him?
No, you didn't want to think about that. You didn't want to think about that at all. Something in the back of your head was buzzing, like your head was holding an angry hive of bees. Every breath you take feels weights are attached to your chest, and you slowly start to feel like something is closing in on you.
The attacker is looking at you now and you can feel that intense gaze. Those grey eyes. You can't feel anything now as he walks over to you slowly, a slight swagger to him.
He always takes everything from you. He's always ruined everything you've ever had.
He swings at you, but this time your ready and dodge out of the way past him. Your fingers wrap around the frame of the fallen picture and you whip it out catching him in the head before he has a time to react, blitzing him. He takes a little to long to react as your eyes quickly focus on a side table, and the sizable marble statue on it.
He reaches out to take the statue, but you beat him to it and snatch it away from his hand. You feel your breaths becoming ragged and almost animalistic as you move in close, staring grey eyes down. Staring your brother down.
"You shouldn't have followed me," you say before swinging at him, catching him in the elbow as he tries to back away from you quickly and run. He's fast but your faster. He runs to nursing his now injured elbow, while blood begins to soak his balaclava where you nailed him with the picture frame.
He reaches the end of the hall with you on his tail and tries to open the nearest doo, but it's locked. As he turns to confront you, the hard impact of marble on flesh sound of with a wet THWACK.
His teeth shatter in his mouth as it caves in slightly on first impact, shoving his head violently backwards into the door. He's dazed but your not done. Again you swing, as he raises his hand trying to protect you from damaging more of his face.
His wrist snaps under the impact and some part of you feels slightly satisfied with this. This doesn't stop you from keeping swinging. Fingers break, and his head caves in as you keep going. After a while you start to realize that the noise of something scratchy and raw is the sound of the keening growl coming from your throat.
It's only when a hand is felt on your shoulder that you snap out of this frenzy in some way. You lash out and swing to try and catch this new presence, but they catch your wrist. The grip doesn't feel oppressive, but firm in a gentle and grounding way.
Your eyes focus and you can see that it's Brahms. He's hunched over in pain, but alive, and looking at you with something akin to concern. Perhaps even fear. You don't know what to say to make this better, to make you standing there drenched in the fluids of the dead attacker, your dead brother, any better. You must look like a monster to Brahms.
He reaches out a long hand and his fingers brush your cheek and come away with something liquid. You hadn't even realized you'd been crying.
"Please..." You say in a broken voice. You start to crumble on that first word, your legs starting to give. He catches you and brings you into a hug.
How can he possibly be hugging you at a time like this? After seeing what you've done. But somehow he can, somehow this is okay.
"Pretty Y/N. You'll be okay," his grip is firm and comforting, and his words are sweet and earnest. You can't believe it, but your happiness at his acceptance of you brings on even more intense tears.
You pull away to wipe your eyes and look at Brahms.
"We should take a look at your injuries and see if they're serious," you say.
He nods and you take his hand, leading him to the bathroom where you have a first aid kit waiting in the cabinet.
After all this, he still sees you as family, as a protector and carer. If anything it feels like your bond has grown stronger.
How would Billy and Brahms react to their future s/o knowing that they are living in the walls/attic long before they get the chance to reveal themselves, maybe even going as far as to explore the walls/attic in an attempt to find them and confirm their suspicions.
Brahms Heelshire and Billy Lenz reacting to their Future S/O knowing where they are:
have a gender moment about being divine and human
Swordfish is tiny and can’t breathe fire; or anything cool really. >:/
Skeleton Swordsman
[id: an illustration of a skeleton dressed in a pearly frock coat, matching vest, black boots, and plumed hat. They are posing proudly with their arms crossed. /end id]
«FRANKENSTEIN» 1931
some time ago i didn't really want to watch films about Frankenstein (both old and new), but now i've already watched 13 films and am obsessed with the idea of seeing absolutely every of them 👁️👁️
[ID: a two panel comic in black and white. The first panel shows Frankenstein's creature, with a flower behind his ear and another flower in his hand. He looks flustered, smiling, and his gaze is cast downwards. The second panel shows Victor Frankenstein and his lab assistant, standing next to the platform on which the creature lies, strapped down. The chains that lift the platform are visible too, also some measuring devices in the background. In the upper right corner is a date "08 August 2021", and in the upper left corner is the artist's signature "sandara". /end ID].
Sometimes I draw comics where the characters are just nice to each other. (Part 2)
happy pride, have this as i suffer studying for my finals
Bonus: