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Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

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Fred|27|he/him|bi|I'll never tag any of my posts as "q slur", "d slur" or any of that matter - unfollow me if you think IDENTITIES are a slur!|Instagram: @fred_erick_frankenstein|German|icon from a gif by @poirott
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I'm currently reading skimming over the shooting script of Arsenic and Old Lace:

@everyone who likes AaoL, and especially Jonathan and Dr. Einstein: we were robbed😭😭

My absolute favorite scene (Frank Capra I'll never forgive you that you cut this🤬) is when Herman and Johnny arrive at the Brewster Home and try to bribe convince the aunts to let them stay for dinner and the following conversation takes places:

Jonathan: But my great disappointment is for Dr. Einstein. (The aunts look at Einstein.) I promised him that no matter how rushed we were in passing through Brooklyn, I would take the time to bring him here for one of Aunt Martha's home cooked dinners.
Martha *rises to this a bit*: Oh?
Abby: I'm sorry. I'm afraid there wouldn't be enough.
Jonathan *playing it up*: Oh, well, when you've gone four days without food I guess another day doesn't matter. I can stand it but it's Dr. Einstein I'm worried about - (Dr. Einstein coughs.) Well, we'll go on, Doctor. Perhaps some passing stranger will grant us a crust of bread...
Martha *can stand it no longer*
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“At least cars were better than horses. The internal combustion engine had been a godse- a blessi- a windfall for Crowley. The only horses he could be seen riding on business, in the old days, were big black jobs with eyes like flames and hooves that struck sparks. That was a de rigueur for demons. Usually, Crowley fell off. He wasn’t much good with animals.” - Good Omens, page 57

😂😂😂

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