Welp, another “I don’t have the energy to finish this” repaint. This time The Fuckery as a parody of Fragonard’s The Swing. Here ya go, I’m gonna go bother my cats.

The more I draw for this fic, the more Josuke's hair is longer 💇

You can read chapter 5 of "Lights will Guide You Home" by @ceebli just here :

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33233005/chapters/83256349#workskin

Sometimes it's just funny to me how much I changed him for my personal "I want"

Big thicc gay bitch

[ID: a digital black and white drawing of Severus Snape on white background. He's lying on his stomach, hips twisted outwardly, and he's smiling, his eyes half closed. He has very fluffy, long hair, muscular arms, a big chest and butt, and strong legs. /end ID].

My friend sent me this no context

I want what they have

@riphimopen

hello it’s extremely important to me that people know to watch the movie Big Eden for many reasons in part because it embodies my personal maxim that food is the ultimate love language but ALSO the concept of the love of community and the love held within a community and how by recognising that creating joy for many people and showing that there is always ALWAYS love and an outpouring (outpouring!!!) of love for all and seeking to help the whole community find joy and peace and contentment the WHOLE COMMUNITY is lifed up LOOK it’s communities of compost it’s radical care it is ALL of this it is recognising that within the individual relationships we built love and joy for ALL and we dismantle the complex violences and difficulties which we face each day and it is ALSO about himbos who love each other please watch this movie.

Pike Dexter has had dreams about Henry Hart since he was 18 years old, he learns over time that sometimes dreams come true. A story about the passing of time and of a man who has more love to give than he realizes.

AN: This oneshot is from Pike’s POV and spans over four decades.

PIKE GOT THE GUY………!!!!!!!!!

From now on they do not copy Aziraphale and Crowley,instead they like to use as reference the human’s behavior which of they absolutely know nothing about and they try everything they casually see,enjoying it IMMENSELY :

Bonus of the two dumbasses that haven’t jet declared to each other:

Oh, it is? (I didn’t look this up, but I know that sometimes happens!) I don’t mind if you save them (for yourself! please no reposting on other sites) so here, have a masterpost. Also I’m super curious, which one is your favorite? (I have a soft spot for them not being able to fall asleep without physical contact and poor Jaskier doing his best to keep up with Witcher stamina.)

Bonus panels under the cut:

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❤️you know about boundaries? they are important!!❤️

basically:

their FIRST KIss. their first human romantic experience. but what if aziraphale wasn't ready yet? Crowley suggests to just kiss on the cheek! and neither of them are complaining.

Books To Return

Jay Henderson walked into the library for the first time at five minutes past five o’clock on a Tuesday afternoon. He walked very stiffly, holding his shoulders squarely, dragging his feet slightly as he moved. He was a large man with a rounded, barrel chest and belly, a wide waist, short, and although a green flannel shirt was tied around his waist, he wore a black vest, and his bare arms, which were trunk thick, fat layered over muscle, and the left was covered over with an intricate sleeve, black ink showing a complicated design of trees in blossom.

That was the first thought Andras had, when he first looked at him, that his arms looked good, strong – sexy.

The second thought he had was that they were both smeared with a dark, rusty red substance he was fairly certain was blood.

Jay walked up to the desk – at that moment, Andras didn’t even know his name was Jay, wasn’t sure of his pronouns either, actually, because he didn’t wear a badge, didn’t have anything visible to give much of a hint. He wore his hair cut very short, shaved to a four, had a stretcher through one ear and a ring through the opposite eyebrow, had round, plump cheeks that were a healthy pink and scattered with freckles, had a round jaw.

But he walked up to the desk.

“Good afternoon,” Andras said quietly, and Jay – the person, as yet unidentified – put his hands on the front of the desk, looked at Andras seriously, leaned on the surface as though it were the only thing holding him up. “How may I help?”

“Good afternoon,” Jay said. His voice was pitched low, but came from the throat, and lacked resonance: there was a natural huskiness to it that Andras hoped didn’t come from cigarettes, even though it was none of his business, because he couldn’t help but wonder, in the moment, what this person’s mouth tasted like.

Professionalism at its finest.

Andras waited patiently as the person turned over one of his hands, which were plump and somewhat smaller than Andras would have expected, and squinted at his palm. Andras saw the ink smudged on the skin, and after a moment of staring at it, his lips moving, Jay said, “Do you have any books on… goy-ber?”

Jay had an English accent, and it was plain he struggled with the pronunciation, but it was close enough for someone trying their best.

“Gwybr?” Andras offered.

Jay nodded.

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Nooo😭😭it can't be over!!! You can't do this to me😪😭

I want to know more about them!!!! Also I think I'm in love wth Andras!!! (and Jay too but that's a different kind of love) I like tall guys.... I adore the way he talks😂

And I need to know more!! About them and about their world (is it our world but with hmm magic animals and magic in general?) and Jay's job.....

i haven’t drawn ANYTHING in a year...wow

Cas has a crush on the bad boy who shows up late for class. Dean Winchester, the one with the leather jacket and smart mouth, who Cas’s ultra-conservative parents would absolutely detest.

Cas waits for the end of class before he approaches Dean. He’s in the back of the room with his feet kicked up on top of the desk. He’s smirking at the teacher. The teacher is glaring at him.

Cas steps in front of Dean’s desk, directly into their staring match. Dean slow blinks, then looks up at Cas through long lashes. His smirk softens into a wider smile, though is no less devilish, like he’d eat Cas up if he let him.

And, well, Cas intends to let him.

“I have a proposition,” Cas says.

Dean’s eyes widen marginally, before cool indifference slides back on. Cas saw it though. He knows the good boy persona he has. He cultivates it.

“I’m listening,” Dean says.

“My parents pissed me off.” Cas crosses his arms. He lets his gaze trail down the length of Dean’s body all the way to his boots, then back up again, taking his time.  “I want to get back at them.”

Dean visibly swallows. “Where do I fit in?”

Cas plucks a piece of fuzz from the cuff of his sweater, pretending like he couldn’t care either way if Dean agrees, like he hasn’t been dying to kiss those plump lips since Dean transferred here at the beginning of the school year.

“You. Me. Making out in your car in my driveway.” Cas looks at Dean again, who does little to hide the surprise on his face now. “Are you willing?”

Dean nods.

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Aziraphale can manifest a halo, which he mostly uses as a reading light

He would

The halo isn’t really a ring halo either, just like Crowley doesn’t have horns. Instead, his entire head lights up like a glowstick.

Either that or no matter what angle you look at it it’s always behind his head like this:

Like Mickey Mouse’s ears.

I blew the dust off my tumblr and dug out this post (which I originally saw on Instagram) just so I could say thank you for inspiring this ridiculousness. Crowley likes to sleep, Aziraphale likes to read. A bed is comfy for both of these things, so sharing works. Usually. After all, Aziraphale was just enough of a bastard to be worth liking. <3

because honestly you guys were exactly right (more nonsense over at Ineffable Wives on Insta)

holy shit this is the best possible addition to my post, this cosplay is amazing

Do not confuse‼️

They're both adorable and this art is beautiful ❤️❤️❤️

This is what happens when you hand three demons an enormous pin and ask them to disco dance very badly. From Feb 2018. Also seen, Matt our amazing camera operator doing Steadicam magic. https://www.instagram.com/p/ByhPUvmnd3y/?igshid=1hhdpkj1mz1zy

I had to spend two hours on the phone, dealing with tax stuff. This video fixed my bad mood.

I pray to whoever that this is included on the DVD💓💓💓

@neil-gaiman do you know, by any chance, if it will be? 😊✨