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Polnareff Headcanons
- Usually takes his sweet time doing his hair in the morning. He gets up early to do it and make sure it's perfect. In a pinch, though, he can put it up surprisingly fast.
- Acts like a picky eater, is actually the garbage disposal friend. If you don't finish your meal he will. Or your snacks, or drinks, or anything. He's a hungry man.
- Smells like expensive cologne, hair gel, and cigarettes. Usually puts on so much cologne you can smell when he walks in the room. It's not bad, just too much.
- He often has problems falling asleep, and he'll stay up thinking. Once he does fall asleep though, he can sleep through anything. He snores softly, but constantly. Runs on his internal clock and wakes up around the same time every morning. Jet lag hits this man like a boulder.
- Obligated to do the whole "well it's only really champagne if it comes from the Champagne region of France" spiel every time anyone talks about champagne. He's actually not that picky about his drinks, he just has to say it.
- Favorite drink is a French 75. Will drink too many until he is a blubbering mess. Total emotional drunk. Will see a cute puppy and burst into tears. Someone please take care of him.
- When emotions run high (any emotion be it joy, sorrow, anger, worry... anything) he can't keep languages straight in his head and keeps flip flopping. Luckily, his expression, tone, and movements effectively convey the same idea.
- Was not a huge animal lover before meeting Iggy. But now he can't help but stop and greet every dog in that sweet baby voice.
- Always talking. He always has a story that's somehow related, or a joke to tell, or just some random observation to share. He doesn't mind if people tune him out, but would love someone to talk to (which means someone to listen to him and nod sometimes). If he's quiet, something is definitely not right.
- Has at least 10 pairs of the same broken heart earrings. He knows what he likes, and he knows he's prone to losing them. He's stocked up so he never has to sacrifice his style.