rating german dialects

based on scientific research, peer reviewed, confirmed by the german government

1. bavarian

this is what inexplicable selfconfidence and ego and privilege sound like

2. saxon

this is what the rest of germany thinks extreme rightism or extreme leftism sounds like

3. hannover

genuinely cant understand a word they say <3

4. berlin

being loud and rude and arrogant isnt a contest but apparently it is

5. swabian

oh look, its the funny dialect used for comedy and being hilarioso because all it knows are diminutives and funny vowels

6. platt

is this its own language or are danish and dutch just german dialects?

7. swissgerman

this is what inexplicable selfconfidence and ego and privilege sound like

8. hessian

also a funny dialect but certainly not the go to comedy accent within german comedy

No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she’ll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she’s in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

“you dont pay people to exist” they do charge for that tho…

That one was salty bc no one was paying him to exist

I just witnessed a stone cold murder

Woop

I just witnessed a stone cold murder

Woop

Snape was still in love with the wife of another man for decades and this is viewed as sweet, but if you take more than a few weeks to get over an ex in reality, people worry for you.

It’s like context physically pains you.