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Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

@fred-erick-frankenstein / fred-erick-frankenstein.tumblr.com

Fred|27|he/him|bi|I'll never tag any of my posts as "q slur", "d slur" or any of that matter - unfollow me if you think IDENTITIES are a slur!|Instagram: @fred_erick_frankenstein|German|icon from a gif by @poirott
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oskarlevant

[ID: a photo of a convention or something similar, people are carrying a banner, saying (in all caps): "Spock rules", and in smaller font above that: "Leonard Nimoy Fan Club". In the middle of the group of people is actor Leonard Nimoy in his Spock costume from the TV show "Star Trek: The Original Series", smiling broadly. /end ID].

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here is a sweet story for you all:

the first time I saw my grandmother after coming out and starting HRT she said “here he comes” as I stepped out of the car and then started jumping up and down saying “he! he!! I’m going to remember!!” I started to say hello and she goes “oh! your voice!! wait, let me hear you say something” I say “hi grandmother” and she smiles really big and says “oh… that is a miracle :-)”

the moral of the story is that sometimes coming out is awesome and my grandmother rules. happy pride ✨

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weaver-z

(cuts into the gender reveal cake and blood gushes out)

you jest but there’s a thing in the south where we have lamb-shaped easter cakes but theyre red velvet. you put frosting all over it to look like lamb wool but because its so humid down here, the red dye starts to leech into the frosting so when you cut the cake, any runny frosting is like blood and you’re butchering a lamb cake. or maybe that’s just my family and close friends? idk but it’s really funny to see a bunch of little children march around with a lamb head on a plate leaking red runny frosting

Hey I also live in the south and your experiences are SO INCREDIBLY NOT UNIVERSAL

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paialovespie

Just Mystrade Thoughts

Greg is the chef and owner of a popular downtown restaurant.

Mycroft is a regular patron who always dines alone.

Greg takes delight in coming up with new dishes for his favorite customer.

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kitten-kin

Prequel: Mycroft used to bring his brother along, and Sally accidentally made the chef think it was the older brother who had said such rude things. Lestrade impresses both Holmes brothers with his culinary skills (and the sexy flexy show he puts on in fitted chef whites). Eventually Sherlock makes off (and out) with Lestrade's new server, the misunderstanding is cleared up, and Greg and Mycroft are left to woo each other more peacefully.

John went to collect their plates and asked about the meal.

Mycroft: It is great, please say my compliments to the chef.

John, in the kitchen: HEY CHEF! THE POSH MAN SAID YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES.

Lestrade is speechless. Lestrade.exe stopped functioning until the posh man had offered a dinner after closing time.

Ohoho~ I love the idea of John and Sherlock joining forces to get Greg and Mycroft together! XD

John thinks his new boss needs a good shag to get rid of the stress piled on his shoulders. Sherlock needs something to distract Mycroft away from all his literal Big Brother-ing.

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i spent the last 4 days in this quarantine watching the ice age films. watched the first one on repeat at least 4 times… then watched it again after the sequels

may do more sketches for the sequels. and while i still enjoyed them none can hold a candle to the first. peak of comedy. i get emotional always

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