Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

[ID: the "who would win?" meme:

One side showing Jonathan Brewster and Herman Einstein from "Arsenic and Old Lace" (1941), captioned:

A man who looks like Frankenstein's monster, greatly enjoys torture and murder, doesn't feel pain in parts of his body, and has tormented his family ever since he was a small child and his criminal surgeon partner who has assisted him in killing throughout multiple countries and can entirely change his appearance to slip away from police capture.

The other side shows Abby and Martha Brewster from "Arsenic and Old Lace" (1941):

2 polite old ladys with funny drink 🤣🤣 /end ID].

"i can fix him" i like him evil actually. i can help him (kill people)

Pleeaaase please kiss me again I promise I won’t say poggers afterwards this time

[ID: a photo of Teddy Brewster from the movie "Arsenic and Old Lace", with a cropped speech bubble over his head, making it seem like he's saying the original post. /end ID].

I see no difference

[ID: a photo from the black and white movie "Arsenic and Old Lace", showing Mortimer who's arguing with his brother Jonathan (who's said to look like Boris Karloff). Next to them stands Jonathan's partner Dr. Einstein. The photo is edited and now Boris Karloff himself as Frankenstein's creature is arguing with Mortimer. /end ID]

...and I love this edit very much🤣

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

I have some more🤗 Teddy, being ""helpful""🤣 when Elaine almost gets killed

they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

Diversity win! The plastic surgeon that committed malpractice on you is gay!

gay af for a man to be a surgeon. why your hands inside of another man?

oh you’re trying to save his life? because you love him?

@medical-malpractice-malewife you know who this made me think of🤣🤣

as your doctor and ur boytoy,

I'm telling you this is a bad idea!

My contribution to this fandom

Original image was a promo pic for the 1944 movie that I thought had potential

[ID: The 'Kuzco's poison meme from Emperor's New Groove but with Abby and Martha Brewster from the 1941's movie Arsenic and Old Lace. One sees Mortimer Brewster (Cary Grant) from behind, talking to his aunts, Martha and Abby, two old white ladies in dresses from the late 19th century. Over the four photos is the following text written:

Oh, right, the poison. The poison for our gentlemen. The poison chosen especially to kill our gentlemen. Our gentlemen's poison.

/end ID].