Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

these are all the same exact color . what

So umm…I have a pretty good time with color with the *slightest* struggles on blues and greens.

Perfect score baby!

PERFECT ZERO, EAT SHIT IDIOTS

Punktzahl: 0

You ask one of them to dance, who is it?

would u trust them? i would

@fred-erick-frankenstein

Might regret this, but take my uquiz and let me assign you a (gay) straight movie from your childhood

Mamma Mia

The camp, the colors, the drama and MERYL STREEP- need I say more? This movie was made for the gays but also Colin Firth should have gotten a proper boyfriend

When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.

I want like... a condo. And enough money to go on vacation sometimes. And maybe a mug.

Boris Karloff and Ted Cassidy in a 1965 episode of “Shindig”

rereading inkdeath & the way darius really is a part of the folchart & loredan family. if there’s anything the inkheart trilogy succeeds at it’s found family

columbo slut moments. or something.

give me a break I'm trying.

 i want someone i can ramble to about my interests, fall asleep on the phone with, talk in the mornings and check on them, ask them about their day. play video games with them. tell them they mean so much to me <3 haha…unless…/srs

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween

It’s me. I am skeleton. Unapologetic bad jokes in my bones.