I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

this has been in my queue for as long as i can remember and i’m just reblogging it again

Yay, reblogged on time😊

No, no, Johnny. You cannot count him. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies is just as good as you are! 

Dr. Einstein - Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)                         

Again, our tags speak to me!!!

No, Johnny, twelve, don't brag!

(I love him!!!)

hey yall I didn’t want to have to do work for my online classes so i made a uquiz instead. answer some questions and i’ll tell u what aspect of your personality annoys me the most

So far, people who get the same answer rb and tag this in VERY SIMILAR WAYS. Which is so cool!!! You know what really kills me though? People who get “you don’t like being held accountable” NEVER reblog it. BUT YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST POPULAR RESULT. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE. which tells me that you don’t like being held accountable SO MUCH that you will boycott a whole ass uquiz bc of it. And that, my friends, that is beautiful.

1) yeah, this is where ur name goes when u enter it in – idk why they even ask for it either

2) Sadboihrs, if you’re out there, I am COMPLETELY UNSURPRISED that you got conflict avoidant.

Edit: also this one

You lack self control

and eh? I'm not sure you feel too bad about it. Which, like, is whatever, you live your life. You probably smoke tons of weed and are kind of an under-achiever. It's not that you're unlikable, it's just that I'm high-strung and have a problem with everyone -- the fact that you don't pisses me the fuck off. You're down to earth, and are probably the person people go to for honest advice. I mean, it's easy to be give advice when you're talking to someone else -- whether you have the impulse control to take it yourself is yet to be seen, you fucking dumpsterfire. The "what a disappointment" & "look at how you turned out"s will never get to you -- it's hard to ruffle your feathers and that's probably what annoys me the most.

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

Ask Away Anonymously Or Not.                        (◕‿◕✿)

All My Asks I Answered On My Blog Deleted, So I Decided To Make An Ask Meme Thingyy.

(1) Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed?

(2) Do You Have Freckles?

(3) Can You Whistle?

(4) Last Song You Listened To.

(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour?

(6) Relationship Status.

(7) What Is The Temperature Right Now?

(8) Did You Wake Up Cranky?

(9) How Many Followers?

(10) Zodiac Sign.

(11) What Is Your Eye Colour?

(12) Take A Vitamin Daily?

(13) Do You Sing In The Shower?

(14) What Books Are You Reading?

(15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14.

(16) Favourite Anime?

(17) Last Person You Cried In Front Of?

(18) Do You Collect Anything?

(19) What Did You Have For Lunch?

(20) Do You Dance In The Car?

(21) Favourite Animal?

(22) Do You Watch The Olympics?

(23) What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed?

(24) Are You Wearing Makeup Right Now?

(25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean?

(26) Favourite Tumblr Blog?

(27) Bottled Water Or Tap Water?

(28) What Makes You Happy?

(29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.

(30) Do You Study Better With Or Without Music?

(31) Dogs Or Cats?

(32) If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be?

(33) PlayStation Or Xbox.

(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean?

(35) Do You Believe In Magic?

(36) What Colour Shirt Are You Wearing?

(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue?

(38) Do You Save Money Or Spend It?

(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You?

(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now?

(41) Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly?

(42) Are You Easily Influenced By Other People?

(43) Do You Have Strange Dreams?

(44) Do You Like Going On Airplanes?

(45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry.

(46) Peanuts Or Sunflower Seeds?

(47) If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be?

(48) Are You A Picky Eater?

(49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper?

(50) Do You Fear Thunder / Lightning?

(51) Do You Like To Read / Write?

(52) Do You Like Your Music Loud?

(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents?

(54) Put Your Music On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up?

(55) What Season Are You In Right Now? (Weather)

(56) What Are You Craving Right Now?

(57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed.

(58) What Is Your Gender?

(59) Coffee Or Tea?

(60) Do You Have Any Homework Right Now? If So, What Is It About?

(61) What Is Your Sexuality?

(62) Do You Make Your Bed In The Morning?

(63) Favourite Pokemon?

(64) Favourite Social Media?

(65) What’s Your Opinion On Instagram Stories?

(66) Do You Get Homesick?

(67) Are You A Virgin?

(68) What Shampoo And Conditioner Are You Using Right Now?

(69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free?

(70) Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life?

(71)  Whats The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters?

(72) Do You Miss Your Ex?

(73) What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now?

(74)  What Eye Colour Do You Find Sexiest?

(75) Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set?

(76) What Was The Last Thing You Ate?

(77) What Games Do You Have On Your Phone?

(78) Would You Give A Homeless Person CPR If They Were Dying? Why Or Why Not?

(79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?

(80) Stalked Someone On A Social Network?

(81) Do You Like Meeting New People?

(82) Do You Wear Rings? If You Do, Take A Picture Of Them.

(83) Do You Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open Or Closed?

(84) What Are Three Things You Did Today?

(85) What Do You Wear To Bed?

(86) List All Of Your Different Beauty Products You Have Right Now.

(87) Are You A Day Or Night Person?

(88) List All Of Your Video Games On Your Phone, Console Etc.

(89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened.

(90) Favourite Soda Drink?

(91) What Sounds Are Your Favourite?

(92) Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More?

(93) How Do You Look Right Now?

(94) Name Something That Relaxes You.

(95) What Tattoo Do You Want?

(96) Favourite YouTuber?

I made a quiz about which horrible tumblr fandom you are because I’m tired and want to start shit apparently

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Honestly I know nothing about this show because I don't watch anime but people kept telling me they expected to get it so here you go. All I know is I think everyone in it is Italian and I think they pose? Is this the Za Warudo one? I don't know. Someone in it has a pompadour though. You got the only unproblematic answer (I think. Update: apparently it is problematic) though so congrats.

When my time comes around, / Lay me gently in the cold dark earth. / No grave can hold my body down / I’ll crawl home to her (Work Song, Hozier)

then again

the more things change….

The people making these memes obviously have never seen some of the weird ass shit in old-timey photos. A quick Google and:

Humans are basically a giant jumble of weirdos that try to belittle other weirdos…

That’s the most accurate and poignant description of human nature I’ve ever read

humanity has been shitposting since the very birth of photography, probably even earlier

“probably even earlier”

True shitposts, made by artisans, filled with blood, sweat, tears, and the dankest memes of early man.

Snemons, or snail demons.

.

Oh my God, the girl with the skeleton, same, when we had an art course about human anatomy and were instructed to use the biologicy skeleton for references we made some pretty similar photos 😂😂

⬆️Titanic, for everyone not getting the reference 😉, do you see his fancy monocle and pipe and hat😁🎩

rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to! put your music on shuffle and list the first ten songs, then tag ten people. no skipping

Thanks for the tag @nevergirl13 !x

1) someone new - Hozier

2) crush culture - Conan Gray

3) if not for you - George Harrison

4) human sadness - The Voidz

5) who wants to live forever - Queen

6) social cues - Cage The Elephant

7) yellow flicker beast - Lorde

8) shake it out - Florence + The Machine

9) bad idea - Girl In Red

10) bad habits - The Last Shadow Puppets

I’m going to tag:

@5000angryspiders @anti-bright-places @punk-is-gay @pumpkin-pie-mothafucka @jetsetlifeis-gonnakillyou @neon-black-void @burnt-sienna-soup-ladles @hipothetical-introvert @gusinthepark @tooweirdtolivetoogaytodie

And of course anyone else who wants to do this please do x

1. Hold back the River - James Bay

2. Undisclosed Desires - Muse

3. Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 - Epic Rap Battles of History

4. Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down

5. Rocking Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee

6. Hello - Adele

7. Tourniquet - Evanescence

8. Strong Enough - Cher

9. Black Dahlia - Hollywood Undead

10. Royals - Lorde

@not-all-those-who-wonder-r-lost @liliemsharpe @westernjackdaw @halfbakedsnape

Thanks for the tag💕

Liebe ist... by Nena

Affetti Personali by Eros Ramazzotti

Amore Per Sempre by Nevio Passaro

Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko

Mr. Sandman by The Chordettes

Love Love Love by Of Monsters and Men

When I Kissed The Teacher by Lily James, Jessica Keenan Wynn, Alexa Davies, Celia Imrie

Locked Out Of Heaven by Bruno Mars

I'm Yours by Jason Mraz

Wouldn't It Be Nice by The Beach Boys

------------I tag: @doodlebat3 @the--queen-of-hell @hobbitmajora @mothicmunity @nellipusen @dorkydeviantdude @softabomination @stayforthegay @a-sweaty-bisexual @hyenasnake

oh snap

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

Imagine Dr. Einstein carefully performing surgery on Jonathan’s lips for the first time and wishing he could kiss them

For @liliemsharpe I hope you like it! 😁

@phantomxqueen3 Here’s the promised surprise😊 I hope you like it😊😊

Imagine:

Imagine Dr. Einstein carefully performing surgery on Jonathan’s lips for the first time and wishing he could kiss them.

The operation was nearly finished. Herman took out his handkerchief and wiped his forehead. Only the lips and a completely new Jonathan would be lying in front of him. His hands were working on their own.

‘Done! He was done!’

Herman looked satisfied at his work. His eyes wandered over Jonathan’s high cheekbones to his closed eyes and lingered on the other’s mouth. He reached out a hand. Carefully, he caressed Jonathan’s lips.

He leaned forward and stopped only a few centimeter from Jonathan’s face.

Almost imperceptibly, he felt Jonathan’s breath on his face. Herman’s heart beat quickened.

‘If only he could muster the courage…’

Herman sighed and straightened up again. His eyes fell on the clock on the wall.

‘Chonny should be waking up any…’

In this moment, Jonathan started to stir, his breath quickened and he opened his eyes.

Slowly, he straightened up and ran his hand sleepily through his hair.

Herman stepped closer to the operation table.

“Chonny, how are you? Is everything okay?”

Jonathan nodded and got up. He went to the bathroom and stepped in front of the mirror. Herman followed him. Carefully, Jonathan examined his new face. He smiled slightly.

“Very good job, Doctor.”, he praised Herman who started smiling shyly.

~~

Herman paced nervously. In the past few days he had repeatedly caught himself thinking about Jonathan’s lips on his, Jonathan’s hands on his hips… Desperately, he wringed his hands.

‘What was he thinking? Why should Chonny fall for someone like him?’

A noise behind him made him spin around. Jonathan had entered the room.

“Ch…Chonny?”

Jonathan looked at him questioningly.

“Yes…?”

Herman avoided his eyes.

“Nothing, Chonny.”

Jonathan frowned.

“What’s wrong, Doctor?”

Herman swallowed.

“Why should something be wrong?”

‘Hopefully Chonny didn’t notice anything.’

Jonathan took a step towards him.

“You behaved strangely in the last few days. Did something happen?”

Herman shook his head.

“It’s nothing, Chonny…” his eyes wandered to Jonathan’s lips.

“…nothing…”, as if in trance, he took a step forward. Jonathan looked at him confused.

“Doctor?”

One more step and they stood directly in front of each other. Nervously, Jonathan licked his lips. Hypnotized, Herman’s eyes followed the motion. He reached out a hand and gently caressed Jonathan’s cheek. Jonathan blinked. He reached out and laid his hand over Herman’s. Tentatively, he leaned forward. Herman’s eyes fluttered shut. A sigh escaped him as Jonathan’s lips met his. His hands moved up onto Jonathan’s hair, pulling him down a bit. Jonathan deepened the kiss, his hands slipped to Herman’s waist, then over his back, pulling him closer.

After a few minutes, they broke away from each other. Herman opened his eyes. A faint blush laid on Jonathan’s cheeks.

“This has been on my mind the last days.”, wispert Herman and smiled shyly. Jonathan smiled crookedly and pulled Herman even closer. Jonathan cleared his throat.

“That's…that’s good.”, he murmured, then leaned down and kissed Herman again.

Love it!! ❤ 😊 The ending was so cute!

Aha, this was the one I was looking for😍😍😍 (I'm so happy rn💞💞 because of the gif in your imagine, your gif in the answer and your tags💞💞💞💞)

I was watching Arsenic and old lace lately - because - as mentioned I started working on the fanfic again😁 (I wanted to have the full experience so I ofc had to watch the movie again😉) AND I TOTALLY FORGOT HOW ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE PETER LORRE AS DOCTOR EINSTEIN IS (I'm sorry about the caps but my heart when he entered the Brewster home was like this: 💞💞💞) he's so adorable and cute and sweet💓💓💓 oh gosh, those eyes

Aaahh❤️💓💞❤️💞💓

(and Jonathan's legs and hands😍😍😍 so beautiful!!! He has legs that go to the sky💗💗😅😅 - amazing - in short, I was mezmerized and wanted to watch the movie again, right after finishing it - but it was 1 am and I needed to go to bed😭😭😭)

Why am I writing you all this?? Because I know you understand me and my obsession w this movie 💕💕💕 and my rambling about actors who are long dead 😭 but still amazing 💓💓

28 Days of Valentines

Murdock/Amy

The A-Team is one of the most relaxing, easy to watch shows ever.  There’s nothing to it.  That’s why I love it.  And even though Amy was only in the first season and a half, her relationship with Murdock became one of my favorite aspects of the show.  What I love about them is that they were both part of the team but they were also on the outside.  The other three guys practically lived in each other’s pockets because they had no choice.  When a job was over, Murdock had to go back to the VA and Amy had to go back to the paper.  More than once, the other three got into a scrape and Murdock and Amy teamed up to rescue them by themselves.  They had a great dynamic.  Amy was never put off by Murdock’s “insanity.”  In fact, she understood him pretty well and she liked him.  Murdock accepted her as part of the team faster than the others did too.  I wish she could have stuck around longer.

reblog and put in the tags what your total number of notes across all original posts are from this site. it also gives you your top 9 posts.

770 notes!

94 notes.

1158

7,083

25,144. Holy shit.

58,378

48,675 notes

(because of that 007 post that still scares me because it got so many notes..... Overnight.... I mean:

Nothing is stopping you from becoming a pirate except your own cowardice

But modern pirates look so boring!!!

I want a ship, and some big ass hat and a beautiful coat and leather boots with polished buckles.

This is another very valid option

THEN DO IT!!!! NOTHING IS STOPPING YOU!!!! LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE!!!!!

I will!!! Thanks for the encouragement❤️

CAN I BE IN YOUR CREW?? PLEASE!!! I WANNA BE A PIRATE TOO!

You are now my first mate!!! Arr

Jonathan Brewster and Doctor Einstein 💖

Being “just” partners in crime. Maybe after Indiana🤔

Made around October 2016.

(Re-)Draw of one of my favorite Jonathan Brewster and Doctor Einstein drawings of mine🙃😍

Made at the 23rd of February 2019

Incredulity of Saint Thomas, Caravaggio

Medium: oil,canvas

https://www.wikiart.org/en/caravaggio/incredulity-of-saint-thomas

Jesus is like: Wtf, dude?!? Get your finger out of my wound!! I said you could touch it and not dig into it!!!