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Pardon, but your tie is not symmetrical.

@fred-erick-frankenstein / fred-erick-frankenstein.tumblr.com

Fred|27|he/him|bi|I'll never tag any of my posts as "q slur", "d slur" or any of that matter - unfollow me if you think IDENTITIES are a slur!|Instagram: @fred_erick_frankenstein|German|icon from a gif by @poirott
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yyshcul

another one of my uni portfolio pieces. something about kind gestures of strangers that go unnoticed because we're so used to them and the inherent goodness of people etc etc etc

honestly i just wanted to draw a comic because i wanted to show off my illustration skills. i wish i had spent more time on these & drawn more comics for this series but i was running out of time :(

(made in photoshop)

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daily reminders

  • no human being is 100% happy 100% of the time
  • being a person is extraordinarily difficult even in the best of times
  • this is not the best of times
  • someone is grateful you exist (don't argue, it's true)
  • a bad day does not predict a bad existence
  • it's gonna be okay
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earthpit

having mutuals across the world. I love you so much. I am awake when you are asleep and when I am drifting off you are online again. I’m glad we get to cross paths when we do 💗💗

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Miss Lemon: “There’s a lady keeps telephoning, Mr. Poirot.” M. Poirot: “Sacre! What a terrible circumstance.” Miss Lemon: “There’s no need to be sarcastic, Mr. Poirot. I was going on to say that I didn’t put her through to you because she wouldn’t give her name. I told her you don’t take anonymous phone calls.” M. Poirot: “But I do, Miss Lemon! Sometimes I think anonymous telephone calls are the only ones worth taking.” Miss Lemon: “But how will I know where to file her if I haven’t got a name?” M. Poirot: “Life first, Miss Lemon. Filing second.” Miss Lemon: “Very well, then. Next time she calls, I’ll let her talk to you. And on your own head be it!” Captain Hastings: “You shouldn’t tease her, Poirot.” M. Poirot: “She makes it irresistible.”

Poirot 1.08: The Incredible Theft

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missholson

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) dir. Howard Hawks Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

[ID 1: a gif of Gus Esmond Jr. (Tommy Noonan) from "Gentlemen prefer Blondes" (1953), smiling and waving at someone offscreen, wiggling his fingers.

ID 2: a gif of Osgood Fielding III (Joe E. Brown) from "Some like it hot" (1959), also smiling and waving at someone offscreen. He too is wiggling his fingers. /end ID].

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+ Bonus:

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[ID 1-9: gifs of Hercule Poirot (David Suchet) and Chief Inspector Japp (Philip Jackson) from the show "Agatha Christie's Poirot".

ID 1-4: Japp and Poirot are walking next to each other, both wearing hats, scarfs, gloves and winter coats. As he puts on his hat, Japp says: "Well, that's the last decent meal I'll get till the New Year, I expect." Questioning, Poirot looks at him, asking: "You're not looking forward to your Christmas, Chief Inspector?" As he buttons his coat, Japp answers: "Were going to Mrs. Japp's family in Wales." "Ah," mutters Poirot. Japp continues: "If they start singing again..." Poirot nods and smiles understanding.

ID 5: three dots against a white background.

ID 6-7: two gifs of Chief Inspector Japp, sitting in a brown armchair, a tea cup in his hands, as he's listening to his family-in-law. The first gif shows first his wife's family, all singing enthusiastically. Japp listens to them, looking like he wishes to be somewhere else. One of them turns to him, singing and motioning him to join them. Japps answer the look, expressionless, before smiling forced, getting up and leaving.

ID 8-9: two gifs of Poirot and Chief Inspector Japp. Japp is in the kitchen at the stove. He heard something, looks around before walking to the window. He opens it. Poirot stands outside, smiling and nodding at him. Japp asks: "What are you doing here, Poirot?" Poirot answers: "I've come to rescue you, mon ami." he smiles at Japp. /end ID].

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