When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

i am not the bigger person. die immediately

Feel the need to point out that the man in question here is this guy:

let's be evil with Mama

yippie!!! i have broken the cycle!!!! < is about to be trapped in a different loop

how didyou get so small bro

guy with poor circulation vs guy who is a human furnace. Who will win

just been informed they are now kissing with tongue and fucking sloppy style in the ring. Love wins

beautiful women named excessive heat warning keep messaging me

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

god he's so fucking pathetic. what a god damn loser. (insane with lust)

:3

>:3

feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish

ok here goes

ocean

what the fub

sent an email without exclamation points #mean #meanie #meancore #evilgirl #hurtingyou #indifferent #gayandrude