*slithers on keyboard*

Deeplander hits to me because Homelander being all scary and "high n' mighty" and then telling the Deep — the "idiot" of the group — to fuck him is. pure gold to me.

"that's romanticizing abuse" correction!! I am not romanticizing anything!! i just think they should fuck nasty.

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride. Morning, noon, and night, he can pump me full and turn me into his own personal Supe making factory

Every. Fucking. Word.

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ok one more and then I swear I'm done for today

inspired by some tags on my other poll about crushes. only 4 options bc I said so. the referenced 5+ year relationship could be mono or poly, doesn't matter

I never meant to start a war

Style is so everything

This was the part 2 I had in mind after I posted this…on Valentine’s Day HAHAHA I’M SORRY I LEFT TONY HANGING FOR THREE MONTHS. (I swear, Steve was on time!!! It’s just me who dropped the ball!)

do u ever just point at two characters and go “i want that one to get hurt and i want the other one to get really angsty about it”

Here you are, my last NSFW art here XD

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